Funny short remarks posted on Singles’ Day

Funny short remarks for Singles’ Day 2021 (selected 60 sentences)

With the rapid development of mobile Internet and social networks, more and more people are keen on social networking Post stories on the platform to record daily life. What kind of talk is special? The following is a short and funny comment (selected 60 sentences) that I have compiled for you on Singles' Day in 2021. You are welcome to learn from and refer to it. I hope it will be helpful to you.

Funny short remarks for Singles’ Day 1

1. Being single is purely an accident, but the reality is very helpless, but I am willing to wait. In fact, my true love is already speeding up, and the goal has been reached Not far away, your wish has come true. Before the next Singles’ Day, love will be irrigating you! Happy Singles’ Day!

2. Singles’ Day is here, delicious fruits are given to you, and opportunities and marriages are with you. I hold you happily and sweetly, beauty and good luck follow you, happiness and love will always be with you. I wish you a happy Singles' Day and a happy life.

3. Two bachelors, two bachelors, playing high, playing high, one has no wife, one has no girlfriend, so comfortable, so comfortable. It’s Singles’ Day, let’s play together, it’s so happy to be carefree.

4. Sincerity and straightforwardness come from nature, and sincere blessings come from simplicity. We are friends, and blessings are simple. You are a bachelor, and it is unnatural to be straightforward. Time is like running water, we are eager to see it, when will we have a wedding banquet? Hurry up! Happy!

5. Singles and bachelors, don’t complain, there are countless beauties in the world; bachelors and bachelors, don’t be afraid, there will always be beauties looking for you to marry; Singles should not be afraid of difficulties, and they are sure to have a partner in the coming year. Today coincides with Singles’ Day, don’t be unhappy but be happy!

6. If one person is full, no one in the whole family will be hungry; if one person is warm, no one in the whole family will be cold; if one person is happy, no one in the whole family will be sad; if one person is happy, no one in the whole family will be sad. People agree that no one in the whole family will object. We can go up to the nine heavens to embrace the moon, and we can go down to the five oceans to catch turtles. Isn’t it wonderful? Long live the great Singles’ Day! Long live! Long live!

7. Grape wine luminous cup , joy is always accompanied, loneliness and loneliness disappear, and you can smile freely. Singles' Day is here and I'm alone, and you and I are here to have a drink. May you drink with joy, and you and I will be happy.

8. Friends, are you lonely? Let them fly together, let them fly, make an oath of love, let them linger. Let’s clink glasses. In this lonely 11.11, we have each other’s feelings. Take care and we will not be lonely.

9. On Singles’ Day, look into the distant sky, and the autumn water brings forth the evening wind. The wild geese fly far south, and tourists visit the chrysanthemum bushes several times. Now is the season when chrysanthemums are blooming. May your mood be as refreshing and elegant as chrysanthemums! Happy Singles' Day!

10.11.11 Singles' Day, four 1's mean: When I see you as a single, I am so happy I cried, hoping that the rain could accompany you; seeing you alone, I cried, hoping that you would end your relationship with the bachelor. From now on, bachelors are insulators and lovers are conductors.

11. I am a bachelor, a wandering bachelor. Everywhere I stay, I rent a house for a living and live in no fixed place. Ever since I met you, I really want to have a home with you. 's home. Singles' Day, if you are willing, please take me home!

12. Singles' Day, I wish you to polish away your worries, drive away your sorrows, wipe away your pain, and forget all your sorrows , get rid of the bad luck, and then take the opportunity to go out for a walk, in exchange for a happy face. I wish you a happy Singles' Day!

13. If you have a friend in your heart, if you can savor it carefully, your affection will be strong; Ding, ding, ling, ling, ting, ting, ding, ting, ting, ding, ting, ting, ting, ting, ting, ting, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ting, ting, ting, ding, ding, ding, ting, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding ding, dinging ding ding dinging) ), and affection and affection are savored carefully, and affection is deep in one's heart.

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14. I wanted to stay safe, but ended up single; I wanted to be obsessed with love, but in the end I only got an apology; now I have to lower the threshold for courtship , Singles’ Day, call out affectionately: My mother-in-law, where are you?

15. Today is Singles’ Day, and I will send you a text message with the magic of love! Yue Lao said that the bachelor who received the text message , you will encounter a romantic love; lovers who receive text messages, their love will become better and better.

16. Four Ones come to Singles’ Day, and Four Ones represent four hearts. Study hard and work hard, be happy, live happily and sincerely, love sweetly and sincerely, and be single happily and carefree. So annoying!

17. The life of being single is very hard, and it becomes even more painful after being single for a long time. I am complaining to my friends on Singles’ Day. I saw a sow a few days ago and I thought it was “beautiful”. I would like to compliment you by the way. One sentence: You are more attractive than that sow!

18. Don’t dare to go to high-end restaurants, the house prices are too high and you have no money to buy them. Beautiful women always love tall, rich and handsome people. Who is willing to look for poor, ugly and short people? Use famous brands, but what we play is a copycat. World of Warcraft creates ambiguity. Reality lingers outside love. The lover in my dream is very cute. He loves me stupidly and does not care about money. I eat, drink and have fun so freely. No one comes to pick my ears. It’s okay to be a hanging silk. Not bad, get high on Singles’ Day.

19. Fall in love as soon as possible, marry a wife as soon as possible, light a lamp to talk during the day, and turn off the light at night to keep company. When you are hungry, there is food; when trouble comes, there is love. I wish you to get naked as soon as possible and enjoy the sweetness of love.

20. Searching for her is a long journey. Suddenly he looked back and looked around, and saw a sow with clear features and delicate features. Occasionally, a beautiful woman passes by, but she looks like a flower in the mist and refuses to enter the house. What a horrible thing to find. Singles' Day, my beauty is still in her mother's belly!

21. Before Jun Wen could take off his clothes, there was thunder and rain. The strict father transformed into the face of Thunder God, and the loving mother transformed into Granny Rain. The sun rises in the east and rains in the west. There is still love without sunshine. When will we meet for Singles' Day, let's talk about the plan to successfully take off our clothes.

22. Good news, Love Mall will launch a big discount event on Singles’ Day on November 11th. Singles who have not applied for a bachelor’s card should hurry up and apply for it at the Mars Civil Affairs Department. You can get there with your bachelor’s card at that time. Get free men's products at Love Mall.

23. When you are sick, you can carry it alone; when you are tired, you can hide it alone; when you are in pain, you can block it by yourself; you can walk alone on the street; you can think alone on the road; at night, you can be alone in your bed... ...slowly getting used to living alone, becoming silent, indifferent, losing all thoughts, not wanting to talk, not wanting to see... I am not arrogant, nor am I being ridiculous, but I am tired of all the reliance. On Singles' Day, I am creating a "Single Party", and you are welcome to join the "Glow"!

24. It is not that you are a bachelor only if you are not outstanding, and you only want to find a good man, who is a good match for his talents and looks. Unfortunately, the life circle is too narrow, and it is difficult to make friends first at work. November 11 is Singles' Day. All singles come to get together, hoping to get married again as soon as possible. May the bachelors get rid of their "nakedness" as soon as possible and enjoy a happy life!

25. Those who pretend to be immortals are magicians, those who do bad things are villains, and those who speculate are gamblers. Brother, look at it, anyone with a stick is not a good person, you have to take off your clothes quickly, don't hang out with the bachelors.

26. November 11th is Singles’ Day, and there are four precedents for Hanmen. When you go home, no one asks you whether you are warm or not, and when you go out, don't ask where you are. The four of them just matched up and played mahjong until the sun shines. If you lose all your salary, no one will care about you, and you will feel confident to have enough money to eat. If you have money, you can have a big belly, but if you don’t have money, you can endure hunger. Live in a drunken dream, sleep in a karaoke bar, live a free and unrestrained life, you are welcome.

27. A bachelor is a "1", standing upright; a bachelor is like a "rain", coming and going gracefully; a bachelor is a "mystery", when is the date? A bachelor sacrifices for the country and does not miss his wife; Singles, it’s okay to have cold dishes and cold meals; on Singles’ Day in 2021, singles, rise up!

28. Two orioles sing in the green willows, and I don’t even have a partner! Two male and female rabbits walk beside the ground , which sister is willing to hold hands! I roar when I see injustice on the road, please raise your hand if you like me! I urge God to cheer up and give me a girlfriend!

29. Today next year, I hope to hear your thoughts on I said: I have not been a bachelor for a long time. I wish you "take off your clothes" soon. Happy Singles' Day.

30. The ugly duckling will one day become a swan; the eagle will one day spread its wings and fly high; the tiger will one day dominate the mountains and forests; the bachelor will also one day The day we held hands. Winter is coming, can spring be far behind? Happy Singles' Day!

31. I have been a bachelor for many years, and I wonder if I can get your mercy. Singles' Day makes me no longer lonely, waiting for you!

32. Where is your girlfriend? Ask the sky for wine. I wonder where my best friend is under the bright moon? I want to take off my clothes and leave, but I am afraid that I will make the wrong choice and lose my love forever, so I make a difficult decision: I will spend one more time with you on Singles' Day.

33. Whether it’s cold winter or scorching heat, just take care of yourself.

Whether you are a couple or single, as long as you are healthy. Whether it’s Valentine’s Day or Singles’ Day, just have a happy time. I wish you a happy Singles' Day and good health!

34. The cold weather has arrived, and the life of singles is often chaotic. Worry, worry, worry about how I will survive this winter, the life of a bachelor is the most uncomfortable; worry about me being unloved this winter, the situation of being a bachelor is not strange. In fact, I am not a bad person as a bachelor, and I deserve a lot of love from everyone.

35. Good news: You can have a ticket to Noah’s Ark. Bad news: Your ticket is in your significant other's hands. Today is a once-in-a-century Super Singles Day, so go find it quickly. I wish you good luck on boarding the ship and endless happiness.

36. Hey, buddy! Sometimes I still admire your endurance. You have been single for so many years just for this day! But why don’t you know that there are two Valentine’s Days? In order to have one more Valentine’s Day Festival, get rid of being single!

37. After a long, long time, today I finally discovered that we have the same thing, that is: if one person is full, the whole family will not be hungry. We are all singles, and we cherish each other. I wish you a happy Singles’ Day and get out of the bachelor group as soon as possible.

38. I really want to tell you how helpless I feel; I always want to tell you how much I long for life. Singles’ Day is coming, and on this heartbreaking holiday, I want to tell myself: It’s not shameful to be a single.

39. Red is the rose of love, yellow is the first-blooming autumn chrysanthemum, purple is the dreamy Roland, and gold is the mature honeysuckle. Singles’ Day is here, and I want a bouquet of colorful Singles’ Day flowers. May you have a smile like a flower on Singles' Day!

40. In a blink of an eye, it's Singles' Day again. There is Yan Ruyu in the book, when will you be able to understand it? In fact, MM has always been by your side, and you have never been alone. Happy Singles' Day! 2 Funny Short Sayings for Singles' Day

1. I will send you the blessing text messages, and the singles will laugh heartily. Festivals are no matter big or small, they are joyful, unrestrained and lively. Everything will blow away with the wind, and you will have no worries if you wish!

2. No matter it is sunny or rainy, as long as you are healthy, you are happy; whether you are traveling or at home, as long as you are safe, you are happy; on Singles' Day, Whether you are single or in a couple, each has its own advantages, as long as you are happy!

3. Singles’ Day is here, send a text message to express your feelings: I am lucky to have you in this life, and I will join hands with you. Snuggle through the cold winter, never retreat from difficulties, never flinch from hardships, I want to build a haven of love for you, a happy home!

4. Singles’ Day is to remind you of your ugliness, Double Eleven is to remind you poverty.

5. Today is Singles’ Day, don’t keep thinking about MM, be careful if you don’t study well or work well, your parents will beat you with a “bare stick”! Happy Singles’ Day!

6. Get drunk alone, walk alone, and sleep alone. The wind can’t wake your eyes, and you can’t see that I’m actually very stylish. The rain can’t wash away your beauty. In fact, I’m also very tired. , Singles' Day, don't be tired of aesthetics anymore.

7. Singles’ Day is here, send text messages to send blessings, wishes are always good, and all hopes come true: I hope all singles will find their other half, all those in love will be sweet and affectionate, wave goodbye to the singles, and have happiness Home!

8. Singles are beautiful, singles are happy. You know that you are extremely poor, and your heart is miserable. Who knows? You can wipe away your tears by yourself. On this Singles’ Day, all the bachelor friends may be happy. I wish you all the best. You go home and have a sweet dream, and no one can care about it.

9. Being single is a state. How can you live alone?

10. Ancient ape-men were dull-minded and hunted in groups. They were afraid of getting hot when eating and drinking. Mouth, blow it before you move it. Never go backwards as a human being. Move forward bravely without regrets. When you meet fate, chase after it with great strides. If you leave the bachelor, you will never look back. I wish you can break away from the singles group after spending Singles’ Day.

11. Yuelao, why should I trust you? You are still a bachelor yourself.

12. Where there is the sun, warmth accompanies you; where there is the moon, gentleness accompanies you; where there are computers, entertainment accompanies you; where there are mobile phones, I will accompany you. You won’t be lonely on Singles’ Day, I will always be by your side. Happy Singles Day.

13. Singles’ Day is here, and I would like to introduce you to a partner. Please go to a hot spring place in this city on Singles’ Day and take a dip in the water first. I will tell you who the partner is by then. Don’t worry. , you will strip naked, otherwise how would you soak in the hot springs.

14. Friends take off the "light": life is easy to follow! Happiness takes off the "light": troubles break up with you! Connections take off the "light": wealth is owned by you! Singles' Day is here, I wish you a happy relationship Take off the "light" as soon as possible: happiness and sweetness will last forever!

15. Give me a piece of happiness, send me a blessing, lend me a kind of strength, and pass on a piece of friendship to me, please. Reply to me right away, don’t shirk it if you have a good reason: Today is Singles’ Day, I am a bachelor, I make the decision.

16. I accidentally broke into your love network, so I discovered the largest network in the world that I can't get out of. I fell in love with you accidentally, and then I realized the bitterness and sweetness of missing you. Singles’ Day wish: I hope to become a couple with you tomorrow!

17. This is the Year of Singles, today is Singles’ Day. Attention singles, big and small, the secret to getting naked is “light”: blind dates use up resources, love letters use up words Use up, pursue to exhaust all the strength, love to spend all the salary, Weibo to expose the news!

18. Longing for true love, more urgent than others; pursuing perfection, more persistent than others; sometimes lonely, But very quiet; sometimes scared, but more determined. Who can understand the sincerity of a bachelor? Be a happy bachelor and happy Singles’ Day!

19. On Singles’ Day, couples all go out to show their affection. Singles like us can only stay at home, turn on the computer, and go shopping like crazy. In the end, all the lovers got married, and all the bachelors became marriage madness, oh no, "shopping madness"!

　20. The reality is a bit helpless, and the relationship is still blank. Just waiting for true love, I became single. If nothing else happens, fate will come sooner or later. The flowers of true love are in full bloom, and true love is infinitely wonderful. I pray that my single friends will receive love as soon as possible!