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Rudeness is precisely the imitation of strength by the weak.

1. Sometimes a person sends you "good night", not because he or she really wants to sleep, but because he or she wants to stay up all night and not be disturbed.

2. What is middle age? That is, when you open your eyes and close your eyes, there are only two situations, one is the desire to be angry with clothes, and the other is the reality of being stretched. Desire never dies, and reality needs feeding. Cautious, although my mind is full of flowers, I still dare not take any step easily.

This is a line from an American drama-you are so smart and talented that your dream will come true. On the day when your dream comes true, I will definitely stay with you and borrow money from you.

It is often said that a gentleman is rude and a villain is lovely. Many times, a gentleman is actually like a savage wearing a swimsuit to cover up the exposed vulgarity and make himself look sexy without losing grace. Is a fragile means. And rudeness is precisely the imitation of strength by the weak. Advanced imitation is bullying the president. Plain imitation is bullying, always judging nothing and judging everyone. The lowest level becomes rude. In fact, cuteness is a kind of distraction, regardless of any judgment about morality or bottom line, only to see whether the strange expression is pleasing, so when someone does something bad, the expression of sticking out his tongue is also cute.

A lottery advertisement says that no matter how busy you are at work, don't forget to buy a lottery ticket. After all, it is much harder for you to earn100000 than to win100000. Similarly, dear comrades, no matter how difficult it is to write, don't forget to go downstairs and buy lottery tickets. After all, it is much more difficult for you to write 654.38+million words than it is for you to win the grand prize of 654.38+million.

6. Adults often feel that there are fewer and fewer friends. Actually, it has nothing to do with age. It's not that the more you grow up, the fewer friends you have, but the deeper your understanding of "friends". At least, if someone plays mud with you, you won't feel that this person is a true friend anymore.

I found an interesting phenomenon. Some people love to ask others to apologize, stars make mistakes, and people who eat melons are also shouting apologies. If they don't apologize, they are scum. The problem is that these people don't understand that an apology is actually-"I admit that I was wrong", not "Please forgive me". People say "I won't argue with you" because "I don't want to talk nonsense with you", not "I forgive you"

8. Many company teams call it wolf, saying that the group is furious, but they never thought about supporting their employees, but they are expecting them to be wolf. Wolves are not so easy to get rid of!

9. A common saying about reading is that you buy too much and read too slowly to remember. Well, ladies' oral liquid needs to be drunk slowly. Don't worry, people will eventually die of old age, all slowly, not suddenly.