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Chasing girls' love words and humorous short sentences, girls are very moved by love words.

1. Why are you so vulgar and always taking selfies? My hands are sore after reading it several times.

I find you a liar, because I look much better than in the photo.

3. Your lip shape is very nice. Say you love me rather than kiss me.

Do you like cats or dogs? Cat: meow; Dog: Wang Wang.

5. Thousands of lamps. I just like you.

I think I have the best eyes in the world. Because I have a crush on it.

7. You are the cutest. I didn't think about it when I said it, but I thought about it and said it.

8. In my eyes, you are particularly beautiful, from eyelashes to dandruff.

9. Would you like to experience the feeling of not being single with me? I have been proud for more than ten years, and I am afraid to see you.

10. My love for you is like a tractor going up a hill, vigorous!

1 1. "Do you know when food tastes best?" "Eat while it's hot?" "You feed me."

12. Tomorrow is vivid and concrete, and there is only one you.

13. I want to sublimate our pure revolutionary feelings.

14. Think about your feelings: there is no salt in the cooking; Apples should not be too sweet; Smoke less; Forgot to bring money when shopping. I will miss you when I have time, and I will miss you when I have no time. If I really can't spare the time, I will-do nothing but miss you!

15. There have been rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that this is true.

16. I want to make your lip balm during the day and your hand warmer at night.

17. It's cloudy in Karen Mok, rainy in Stephanie and sunny in Jay Chou, so it's better to chat with me.

18. I have super powers. What? I like you very much.

19. I want to travel around the world, and you are my world, right beside you.

20. I didn't know until today that I drifted to get close to you.

2 1. Whether you are crying or lazy, I like you.

I don't need that person to be perfect, I just need you to make me feel that I am yours.

23. I have only been drunk once, but I want to be drunk in your heart all my life.

I heard that my young lady is a good housekeeper, and I want to hear more about her in my lifetime.

All we have to do is hold each other's hands to the end, and leave the rest to fate.

26. You came to me with a smile. Between moonlight and snow, you are the third amazing color.

27. Save water, so don't take a bath alone.

28. I see you, I am afraid of getting an electric shock; I can't see you, I need to recharge; Without you, I think I will cut off the power.

The love story of chasing girls by routine

1. In others' eyes, you are a devil, but in my heart, you are an angel.

Whether you care about me or not, I will still care about you.

You don't have everything I like, but I like all your looks.

Don't cry, even you are mine, let alone tears.

Sooner or later, someone will smile at you with a ring and say, please give me more advice for the rest of my life.

6. You must have been a carbonated drink in your last life, right? Otherwise, why do I want to bubble up as soon as I see you?

7. I'm really sorry if it's your turn. I did it on purpose.

8. If she breaks your heart, if she says goodbye, if she doesn't abandon me, I will run to you.

9. If I had been born 20 years earlier, I would have picked you up and stolen you and raised you in a beautiful place.

10. Silly laughter was not born, but started from the moment I fell in love with you.

1 1. There are trees on the mountain and branches on the trees. Look up the remaining half sentence by yourself.

12. God's jewels fell all over the floor, so I saw the stars and your eyes.

13. The two warmest words in the world are saying good night from your mouth.

14. No matter how big the world is, how far it is and how vast the river is, the only thing I want to hold is your hand.

15. Although it sounds melodramatic, I really want to spend my life with you.

16. Time waits for no one, and I have never bypassed it.

17. I heard that marriage is very cheap, and the civil affairs bureau will get it done for 9 yuan. Let me treat you!

18. I heard that your Mr. Right is a hero in the world. I am not in this world, but I will tuck you in.

19. May I call you you? So that I can take you to heart.

20. I have gained weight recently. It's all your fault. Why? Because you are so cute.

2 1. When I met you, God only said four words in my ear.

22. Did an earthquake just happen? No, then why did I see you? My heart was shocked.

23. Do you know what wine is the easiest to get drunk? Your eternity

24. Do you know? We are all out of line. How come? You are so beautiful. I'm too persistent.

25. Do you know which god I like best? Your eyes

26. Do you know what yesterday was? What day? It is the day when I love you.

I have to buy you a compass so that you won't get lost by me.

28. I really want to get lost. Where does your heart want to go and how to get there?

29. I think you are particularly like a game. What game? My world; Minecraft;?my?world

30. Shall we go for a drink? What wine to drink? Our wedding reception.

3 1. I want to change my look recently. What look? We can not live without you

Love story of boys chasing girls

1, heaven and earth, you and me, love you all your life; Don't ask me how I am, just know that I miss you; Words express my heart and give you pieces of true feelings; No matter the ends of the earth, I just want to walk with you for a lifetime!

I have met countless women in my life, but I have never been so deeply shocked by you.

3, love you, but want nothing, so hard! I love you, but I'm so tired of sneaking around! Love you, but it breaks your heart, so miserable! But willingly, so silly!

4. How many infatuated days have passed your test, how many meticulous efforts have won your smiling face, how many careful care has brought you warmth, and countless past events have made me feel that I can pass your threshold today. It is my long-cherished wish to propose to you.

5, love is like ice cream, eat too fast, can not enjoy the sweetness; If you eat too slowly, it will melt naturally. People who love each other should grasp the scale, hold each other's hands and love each other forever!

6. I don't talk much! There is only one thing to tell you: with you, you are everything! Without you, everything is you!

7. If you will think of me inadvertently in the future, please don't forget that I once loved you so much.

Dear, we have experienced the baptism of rain and dew in early spring, the bath of sunshine in summer, the farewell of maple leaves in late autumn and the holy land of winter snow. Then, let's get married and leave footprints on the road to happiness!

9. In the long river of love, from the day I fell in love with you, there was more waiting and expectation in my life, looking forward to being with you all the time.

10, I have said that I miss you countless times, I love you ten thousand times, I care about you ten thousand times, and I miss you countless times. Dear, take good care of yourself and stay happy. I said every day.

1 1. How do you know me? In my most beautiful moment. For this, I have been begging for 500 years in front of the Buddha, asking it to let us have a dusty relationship.

12, I have something to tell you: I like you. If you accept it, send me a text message to make me happy; Don't reply to the message until you accept it, which makes me sad; I didn't receive your reply, so I thought you were shy and embarrassed to reply.

13, no matter whether the flowers bloom or fall, you will have a beautiful life; Looking at the clouds, you are the happiness of my life. Good times, long years, love is like a towering tree, with sweet flowers.

14, how many affectionate years have brought us today, how many true feelings have accompanied us, how many sincere promises have made us, and how many happy days have brought us. When we continue to be together, marry me, and let's carry on happiness to the end.

15, nothing, I just miss you suddenly. It was only for a moment that I thought of you. In this emotional year, I just said, I like you. I miss you very much now.

16, we have all experienced the ups and downs in the world; We have experienced a waste of time; No matter how big the storm is, we all feel it. Walking through Qian Shan, our love has solidified. Love you, your concern for me will always haunt me!

17, love you, as natural as the spring breeze blowing willow; Love you, as sweet as autumn fruit; Love you, romance is like a colorful cloud chasing the moon. Honey, I love you!

18, I am the blackboard and you are the pen. Our combination makes words witness our vivid love; I am a relief stone and you are a chisel. Let art witness our deep love!

19, I know that love needs freedom to be happy, but I prefer to stay with you and accompany you.

20, the hidden pain, I took off the angel's wings, because I don't want to see you look up so far and endure the injury, I stopped chasing the wind, because I don't want you to feel so empty, dear, I love you and I am willing to do it for you.

2 1. In my heart, you are crystal dew, green grass, bright moon in the sky, pure and flawless. You are a sacred angel, and my proud heart has been captured by you! Because I can't explain the feeling of getting an electric shock when I look at you.

22. The most beautiful thing is your smile; What I miss most is your figure; For you, it is my feelings; Accompanying you is my life; From then on, a sweet hug; The taste of happiness, strong love; I like you!

23, the vast sea of people, gentleness is the navigation that loves you; On a bleak and cold night, warmth just wants to hug you; Live a long life and enjoy the beautiful scenery together with you; Heaven and earth are long, love you forever; You are the only one in this world who is my soul's support!

24. Hold your hand and play in the forest path. The wind blows your hair, my face and leaves. Grab a falling snowflake and put it to your lips. Your blurred eyes and slightly upturned lips really want to give you a hug at the moment.

25, love does not itch, the mood is not beautiful, the more trouble on the way to chasing girls, the more true feelings.

26. With the sun, the earth will feel the warmth of the sun; With the earth, the moon can be full; With the moon, the stars are so brilliant; I hope I can add romance to your world!

27, beautiful girl, pure girl, please look at me, you make me crazy!

28. Don't ask me how much I love you. I really can't say it. I only know that you have become a habit and an indispensable habit in my life. I can eat and sleep every day, but I can't miss you.

29. When the weekend comes, I don't care about peace, food and vegetables, or all mankind. You are the only theme, the only miss, the only incarnation and existence, love for you, no weekend.

30. I really want to be your mobile phone, hold it in my arms, hold it in my hand, see it in my eyes and keep it in my heart!

3 1, the brightest eyes, the most beautiful smile and the gentlest hands in the world, love is the most rare thing in the world, determination is the most firm, and sincerity is the most precious thing. Dear, please accept my sincerity.

32. There is a wisp of fragrance in the sky, and there is a little fragrance in my heart. No matter day or night, I will come to your side and tell you more details when I miss you. Loving you is my unchanging dream.

33. The lingering twilight, a few thoughts, countless words, sincere wishes, quietly tell you that I miss you, a cordial greeting.

34, send you a red sun, let you feel the warmth of the moment; Send you the yellow moon to spend the silent night with you; Send you golden starlight and light up your boudoir; Send you a white wedding dress and accompany me to the wedding hall. Dear, please marry me!

35, sell a tempered heart, ancient and modern, Chinese and foreign, only one! It can be warmth, care, consideration and consideration. Promise free maintenance for life. Welcome to call for details.

Baby, as long as you are happy, I am happy, no matter who you are with.

Whether you give me 50 cents or I give you 50 cents, I will join you. Whether you take me away or I take you away, we will go together in this life anyway. I want to hold your hand all my life.

38. I have no lover on Valentine's Day, only a wife. She is my favorite, today is, tomorrow is, until I die, there is only her in my heart! Really love you!

39. I once said that I would give my life, but I can't stand a glimpse of this bustling world. I used to be reluctant to hug every sweet moment, but now I don't want to watch it again. At this moment, tears are boiling in my eyes.

40. We have experienced ups and downs together, experienced ups and downs together, enjoyed the sweetness together and looked forward to it together. Just for today, we worked hard for happiness, in the same boat. Honey, marry me and I will make you happy!

4 1, I can't tell you how good you are; I miss you so much that I can't tell you. I only know that loving you is the most important thing in my day, thinking about you is the happiest thing in my day, and seeing you is the most enjoyable thing in my day. Loving you, thinking of you and looking at you is what I want to do all my life.

42. Whether it is sunny, cloudy or rainy, the day I can receive your news is a happy day; No matter yesterday, today or tomorrow, the day when I can be friends with you is a happy day. Good friends are simple, and good fate lasts forever!

43. Not every flower can represent love, but roses do; Not every tree can stand the drought, but poplar can.

44. I have a little secret. Do you want to know? Let the wind tell you quietly that I like you, I really do.

45. Love begins with hope and ends with despair. Giving up means that I no longer have any hope for you.

46. As long as you are willing, when you are frustrated and need a shoulder most, let me know and I will appear immediately.

47. Decorate life with romantic petals; With warm words, lingering for a lifetime; Stay together happily with a sweet smile; Confess with true feelings and pour out true love: love you forever and never part!

48. I didn't know you existed in this world before, but when I found out, I kept looking for you in the crowd. Now I finally found it, so I decided to love you all my life.

49. Maybe I don't have the warm love like sunshine or the long love like running water. I only know that I have always loved you and tried my best for you.

50. My eyes are still clear and my heart is clean. No matter day or night, my life is the color of the North Pole. As my love, simple, simple.

5 1, I miss you alone; I want to hug you when I cry; I want to pounce on you when I am happy; I want to kiss you when I am excited. Everything is in these four words: I need you!

52, I see you, I am afraid of getting an electric shock; I can't see you, I need to recharge; Without you, I think I will cut off the power.

Honey, we will grow old. I hope we can help each other, hug each other and sleep, let memories accompany us to smile, and let love linger in our hearts forever!

54. I want to see you talk, but why do you bury your face in your * *? Oh? Sorry, I didn't know it was your face. What about your * *?

55. The magic of short messages, regardless of distance, conveys affection; The proposition of life, I just want to be with you, inseparable!

56. The world is beautiful because of you, life is beautiful because of you, and life is wonderful because of you. Miss you sunny, miss you blue sky, miss you colorful, miss you every day, miss you every year, miss you from morning till night!

57. The wheel of time can't erase my thoughts of you. Even if the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, your figure will remain in my heart forever.

The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside him knowing you can't have him.

59. Come to my arms, or let me live in your heart. Silence, love, silence, happiness.

I am not perfect, but I am real. In other words, I am not beautiful, but I am cool; I am not rich, but I am happy; I am not successful, but I am confident; I am not sentimental, but I know how to cherish.

6 1, Meeting you is God's arrangement, knowing you is a gift of * *, knowing you is my destiny, and falling in love with you is the fate of reincarnation. In this life, I just want to be with you!

62. Sooner or later, it is good to meet you; No matter whether it rains or blows, just hold your hand; More or less, it is good that you can care about me; Bitter or happy, as long as we are together. I just want to tell you: it's good to have you!

63. Some people have been wishful thinking for n years but have been rejected for n years. Some people have no intention of expressing it, but it has become a permanent memory. This is life. Although you can't fall in love, you can keep good memories in your heart forever.

64. I have you all my life, hand in hand, how many years have passed; Listening to the wind and watching the rain, the past is long, and true love dilutes countless sorrows; Follow the dance steps of love and set off a prosperous vision of life, so that we can wait warmly for the afterlife!

65, you let me say where you are, I can't find the answer; Ask me why I love you, and I don't know why; Ask me what I know. I said, I know I love you and will always love you!

66. Don't be paranoid about things you can't get, and don't be wishful thinking about people who don't belong to you. It is enough to live in the present and cherish what you have in front of you.

67. Missing is a tangled web; Willingly, you are trapped in the middle of the net; Just to lock your eyes and be affectionate for a long time; You captured my heart and never made any resistance; I just want to have a vigorous love with you!

68. Love doesn't have the trouble of flying wings, but I feel the harmonious heartbeat of the sacred unicorn. No regrets, no firmness, and the ends of the earth swear to each other. The wind plays tricks on the flowers, and every grass and tree is concerned. I have no intention of following you in this life, and I will not give up in this life. I wish you happiness!

Beauty, I have been paying attention to you for a long time, but I just don't know how to express it. I tossed and turned, thought about it, and finally thought of a bold way. I want to capture your heart and make you fall in love with me. Are you in love?

70. Be intimate and love, communicate without confidanting, love with true feelings, worry without exhorting, have a lover, stay grateful, have a lover, stay moved, don't care, don't be together, and a blessing has made infatuation clear, keep your heart and love you forever.

7 1, I can't speak sweet words, I'm not good at sweet words, I can't speak grandiose words, I can't talk nonsense, I can't say seven or eight words, and it's hard to express a thousand words. In fact, in a few words, I just said: marry me!

72. Except for love, we have nothing, come empty-handed, wave home, and wade through mountains and rivers. No one may need to advance and retreat together in the water, never forget, and go home with confidence. It's not nothing. Who did you love deeply?

73. Your smile illuminates my heart, your beauty illuminates my world, your innocence warms my future, and your kindness touches my life. Dear, I just want to hold your hand and walk with you forever.

74. If you dream during the day, you will dream at night. You should take good care of yourself, don't catch a cold and have a runny nose. If I sneeze occasionally, it means I miss you!

75. I once loved you silently and hopelessly. I put up with shyness and jealousy. I once loved you so sincerely and tenderly. May God bless you, and another person will love you as much as I do.

76. Feelings are sometimes just a person's business and have nothing to do with anyone. Love or not, you can only end it yourself. The wound is a shame given by others and an illusion of persistence.

77. The air soaked by rain is tired and sad, and the fairy tales in memory have slowly melted.

78. Not everyone can meet you, but I have. Not every word can express feelings, but love has done it. Not everyone can make me fall in love, but you did. I love you.

79. You smiled, and my sky cleared up; You are upset, and my sky is overcast; Your every move affects my mood. Honey, I miss you in the honey pot!

80. Don't feel tired before rest; Don't feel hungry before eating; Don't feel cold before adding clothes. Sleepy, sleeping; If you are thirsty, drink water; Tired, don't worry.

8 1, I only have you in my heart, I want to go with you, there is nothing to give you, only one I love you.

82, you are a cigarette, I am a fire, you need it, I don't hide; You are a flower, I am fat, you are beautiful, I follow; You are a ship, I am a sail, you set sail and I am ahead; You are a vegetable, I am rice, you sacrifice, I will accompany you!

83. I accidentally fell down when I went downstairs today. My heart ached and my heart fell out! When I picked it up, I found your name on it. It turns out that I miss someone not in my mouth but in my heart!

84. Life is sad occasionally. No big deal. With your sweet smile, your troubles will collapse in an instant, and your anguish will disappear in the blink of an eye. You are my pistachio, I want to cherish you. I want you to know: I love you more than ever!

85. Everyone has a city in his heart, where an impossible person lives. That man has gone through youth for a while, but he will stay in his memory for a lifetime.

86. Inadvertently, meet; Inadvertently, cherish each other; Inadvertently, unforgettable; Inadvertently, think of; Inadvertently, I fell in love with you, seemingly inadvertently, but I really care.

Love words that make girls move.

Love words that make girls move.

1, I must live one minute longer than you, so that when you leave, let me hold your hand tightly, just like when we sleep on weekdays.

I promise I won't let anyone hurt you, including myself, believe me! I will give you happiness.

As long as you are willing, when you are frustrated and need a shoulder, let me know and I will appear immediately.

As long as you are always by my side, nothing else matters.

Nothing special, just want to hear your voice.

Even if you don't love me, I will protect you all my life.

7. I am willing to love you, take care of you and protect you all my life.

I have met countless women in my life, but I have never been so deeply shocked by you.

Being with you always makes me forget the existence of time.

10, give me some time, and I will break up with her as soon as possible. Don't worry, I'll give you a birthright.

1 1. I can live without you, but I will never be happy!

12, anyway, as long as you I love can live safely, I have nothing to ask for.

13, when missing becomes a habit, I think it is love!

14, I miss you very much at the moment. Please take care of yourself for me.

15, if you shed tears, it will always be my face that is wet; If you are sad, it is always my heart that cries!

16, you brought me the biggest impact in my life, and I will remember this life.

17, I can promise you all the promises except that I refuse to say that I don't love you!

18, it doesn't matter, you are just a little late!

19, you are my last woman.

20. You are my first and last love.

2 1. No matter what happens in the future, no matter what you become, you are still my favorite person.

After 22 or 30 years, if there is still the word persistence in the world, I hope it belongs to me; After 30 years, if there is still the word moved in the world, I hope it belongs to you!

Whenever you need me, I will come at once and try my best to do something for you.

24. You have been coming into my life, and I have been preparing for you all my life.

I don't care how much it costs as long as I can be with you.

26. Hold your hand and grow old with your son!

27. What if I lost you and won the world?

If he treats you badly, be sure to tell me. I will never let him go. I will always be by your side to protect you.

29. How nice it is to meet now!

I will never make a promise to any woman, and I will never do what I will do for you. How different you are in my heart!