Tease the classic jokes of China football.

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1. If China can enter the World Cup, it will be unless aliens invade the earth.

2. The China team will always attack and attack on the court, but they just can't score, which is really worrying.

3. If China can reach the quarterfinals of the World Cup, it will definitely be a miracle among miracles.

4. The head coach of the China team is always wise after the event, but the players on the field are puzzled.

5. The players of the China team are playing football as if they are watching, but they can't find anyone who can score goals.

6. If China can enter the World Cup finals, it will be even more difficult than winning the lottery.

7. The footwork of China players is like hitting a nail with a hammer, which will never get in.

8. The shooting of China players is like bowling, and they never touch the bottle.

9. Passing the ball by China players is like playing a relay race, and they will never catch the stick.

1. The defense of China players is like playing hide-and-seek, and they will never find their opponents.

11. The running of China players is like catching a bus, and they will never catch it.

12. The cooperation of China players is like dancing in a square dance, which can never be danced properly.

13. The tactics of China players are like a jigsaw puzzle, which will never be completed.

14. The psychological quality of China players is like riding a roller coaster, and they will never cross that hurdle.

15. The luck of China players is like a lottery, and they will never win the grand prize.