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Penglai funny dialect short message

There used to be such a horror story circulating in major schools: there was something unclean in a school. Every 15, the eyes of the portrait of Lu Xun at the school gate will move and all the teaching buildings will be cut off. The stairs will change from the original 13 step to 14 step, and the water discharged from the laboratory faucet will turn red. 1 There is a toilet at the end of the building, so a group of people don't believe it. Evil children make an appointment to explore on 15. In the evening 12, they arrived at the school gate on time. Lu Xun's eyes looked to the left. They wrote down whether they moved when they were afraid to come out. Why didn't they turn on the switch when they came to the classroom? "Deception." A boy complained, "Look again." Come to the stairs "1 2 3... 13, right?" The children were a little skeptical about the truth of the legend, so they came to the laboratory again, turned on the tap and shiny water came out. "How boring! We came for nothing! " At first, the excitement was eliminated by half. Finally, they came to the toilet. Although the girl said she didn't believe it, she still didn't dare to go in, so she let Xiao C, who just said she wasn't afraid, go in and look at her watch. Two minutes later, the boy came out. "Everything is a lie." The children broke up in discord. On the way out, a janitor found them and scolded them for staying at school so late. The children ran away. Little B pays special attention to the stone statue at the door. Yes, his eyes are still on the left. He muttered, "Hello, little B? Why hasn't Xiao C come back from going out with you last night? " The next morning, little C's mother called to ask. Little C didn't go to school either, and the children vaguely felt that something was wrong, so they told their teachers and parents about the adventure in the evening, and everyone went back to that school accompanied by adults. "What? Our portrait of Lu Xun always looks to the right. " The headmaster said strangely after hearing the children's stories. "But when we came yesterday, we looked to the left." When we went out, we looked to the right ... "But there was electricity yesterday." "There was a power outage in our whole area yesterday ... how did you turn on the light?" "There are stairs here!" The children ran quickly to the stairs "1 2 3... 12? ""The stairs in our house have always been 12. " "Impossible! ! ! ""and the lab, "a child warned. "Yes, the lab" came to the lab. There was a dark red mark under the tap they turned on yesterday. "It's blood." "So ... Little C went to the toilet yesterday ..." Everyone felt scared. "Let's go and have a look." The principal also means that migrant workers can't see you and realize the seriousness of the matter ... push the door open ... and the body of Xiao C suddenly appears in front of everyone because of panic. His throat was cut, and his bloody internal organs were scattered in the killed pool ... "Ah ..." Little C's mother fainted on the spot. Several teachers immediately rushed out to vomit ... Little B was shocked, too. One second before he passed out, he caught a glimpse of Xiao C's hand, and the watch pointer stopped at 1 ... Then Xiao C went in ... By the way, there was no doorman on the night of their expedition ... Forwarding this post to more than five forums will not be bothered by the devil, and a wish can be realized. People who don't reply often ... sorry, I'm helpless, too.