Smile, humor, jokes, inspirational.

1. Learn a cold joke. The first thing to do when I got home was to plop down on my knees in front of my mother: "Mom, I didn't give birth to a girl." "Silly boy, it doesn't matter, get up, boys focus on their studies." "Oh, yes, I failed ..." "Who told you to stand up!"

Every day when I laugh, the factory will receive a batch of new big orders, but it is not easy to recruit people during this period. The new manager has an idea to let three beautiful clerks in the office put on the factory clothes of ordinary workers and go to recruit with the fattest male colleagues in the factory. The job advertisement says: our factory pays wages on time, including three meals, the food is particularly good, and there are many unmarried girls. Welcome all elites to join us. What else can I say that others can be managers? The effect is very good, and it will be full in two days. Also, I tell you, the fattest male colleague is really not myself! !

3. hilarious and fat jokes, a new female employee in the unit, short and fat, is more likely to joke. Today, she squatted down to tie her shoelaces. A male colleague teased her and said, This guy is squatting all over the floor. That woman said that you have a good mouth. I once criticized my male colleagues with righteous words: that is, how can you say that about others? Can people listen to them? Thin and long is a gun, obviously a mine. .

The young man saw the young couple quarreling and finally broke up! He asked the Zen master, "Is there no love in the world?" The Zen master made a fork and said nothing, and the young man suddenly realized! Say: "Is love as plain as a fork, but indestructible?" The Zen master said, "benefactor, you are wrong!" It's none of your business if people quarrel? "

My daughter-in-law and I both pay our own salaries, and I bear the daily expenses at home. . . Cut, cut, cut. . . Today, I asked my daughter-in-law, "Honey, why don't you take my salary?" When I need money or family expenses, I will ask you for it! " "My daughter-in-law stared at me seriously for a while and said, it's all right now. My own salary is enough for me to spend. You are too clever. Your salary is combined with yours. I'm afraid you'll cheat me about my salary! " !" I ... silly daughter-in-law has understood ...

6. Recently, I have taken time to see the old Zen master you mentioned every day. That day, he brought a bowl of millet porridge, which became turbid after shaking it for a while. Then he put the porridge on the table, and gradually the rice grains sank, and the porridge was much clearer. It suddenly dawned on me: I get it. Only when I calm down can I see life clearly! The old Zen master said no, the porridge is cold, you can drink it!

7. My child didn't do well in the monthly exam. I told my husband in the field angrily. My husband sighed and said, oh, it's all my fault that I didn't take good care of the children! I thought to myself: Do you still know that you have no children in other places all the year round? But I still comforted him and said: I can't blame you, or he didn't study hard himself! He said excitedly, why don't you blame me? Who asked me to find him a mother who can't even play the second level? Didn't consider the IQ of the next generation!

8. A teacher went to a class as a substitute. When he stood up, some students accidentally knocked over the table with a bang. The teacher was very angry and asked, "Who knocked on the table?" "Report to the teacher ..." The student stood up trembling. "It was accidentally hit." "Who is Wu?" The teacher asked him several times but ignored him. He flew into a rage. "Wu, stand up for me!" "