Greeting messages to send to your girlfriend

Greeting text messages to send to your girlfriend

1. Don’t give gifts on ordinary days! Send a message to bless you! May health and happiness always be with you! Money will follow you! Good luck to you! Bad luck never pays attention to you! A constant smile is also the best blessing for you.

2. If I were a tree, I would use my dense branches and leaves to bring you a burst of coolness; if I were a grass, I would bring you a green shade; If I were a lucky star, I would bring you happiness!

3. Even if I have too much sadness, I don’t want you to see my desolation; even if I have a lot of despair, you are still my ray of sunshine in the morning; even if my happiness is on the verge of destruction , I also want to share the remaining strand with you.

4. Leave happiness to you, leave pain to me; leave wealth to you, leave hardship to me; leave happiness to you, leave sadness to me! May my blessings bring you good luck!

5. Only after going through hardship can you be calm, calm and able to make a difference. Only by being able to endure loneliness can we not be tempted by external things, not be impetuous, and not follow blindly. Sakyamuni's birthday: Buddha said: A calm mind will naturally cool down, happiness creates brilliance!

6. Meditation and enlightenment~Imagine yourself as a hollow bamboo. Unpleasant words, uncomfortable emotions, unacceptable events...all flow through me and pass through me. Gods and horses are just floating clouds. The mood is so random.

7. It is difficult to be smart, and even harder to be confused. It is very difficult to be a little confused, it is even more difficult to be a big confused, and it is harder to reach the sky than to be a confused fairy! Today is the eighth day of the fourth lunar month, the birthday of Gautama Buddha. As long as you dare to think, good wishes will grow wings!

8. The three treasures of a family: kindness, wisdom, and gratitude. The three treasures of reincarnation: the traveler, the golden bowl, and the proud cassock. The Three Sublimated Treasures: Divine Horse, Floating Clouds, and Wonderful Relics. Three auspicious treasures: lotus, smile, and Bodhi.

9. There is a bodhi tree growing on the mirror platform, and there are golden fruits on the bodhi tree. The golden fruits contain relics, and the relics recite the Diamond Sutra. There are many gods and goddesses in the Diamond Sutra. 8848 gods gather together on the eighth day of the fourth lunar month, Sakyamuni's birthday, to pray for you.

10. Courage to pursue, spirit; courage to give up; realm. Give up fame and fortune in this world and seek a state of mind. Hold the bright moon, hold the breeze, observe the world, and enjoy the beautiful scenery. Sakyamuni's birthday: Buddha's alms are auspicious and bring happiness!

11. Look forward to the Buddha Bathing Day, the birthday of Sakyamuni; it will be auspicious and good luck, and joy will continue to spread as you wish; be happy and smile, worries and sorrows will be dispersed with the wind; success awaits, Full of happiness, wonderful delivery of joy.

12. On Black Friday, anyone who receives this text message will have an unexpected surprise: good luck will come to you, black terror will stay away from you, 5 and 13 will become auspicious, if you forward this text message, let good luck come to you. If luck spreads happily, you will be lucky all your life.

13. Buddha’s birthday is here, and auspicious news comes. The roof is illuminated by the glow, and the whole body is filled with purple energy. Health screams in the morning, wake up and smile. Wish you good luck when you go out, and all your worries will go away. Best wishes to my friends, may they be happy and free!

14. Buddha said: One flower and one world, one leaf and one Tathagata. Everything in the world has feelings, and every plant and tree knows the spring and autumn. All people in the world have good intentions and are blessed with every hand and foot. On the birthday of Gautama Buddha, the gospel is sent to everyone!

15. I send you a rainbow: red future, orange sunshine, yellow blessing, green health, cyan canopy, blue sky, purple dream, may you spend Black Friday. Lucky day!

16. Laziness, poor heart, and sluggish days will lead to long days; adjust your work and rest, be energetic, and work hard to be strong; eat breakfast, be nutritious, and have good health; exercise more, and have a long spirit. I wish you the best. Your career has been brilliant.

17. When you are successful, shout "Yeah!" and clink glasses; when you are frustrated, shout "GO! GO!" Come on; when you are happy, say "Haha" and smile; when you are happy, sing "Oh!" Happy song! A good life, the spread of music

18. If constipation occurs after a long vacation, you should consume sufficient dietary fiber to promote the desire to defecate. In addition, sufficient drinking water can increase abdominal pressure, and exercise has a negative impact on the intestines. Massage effect, wishing you good health and energy.

19. For post-holiday gastrointestinal discomfort, choose foods rich in carbohydrates and easy to digest, which is conducive to the recovery of digestion and absorption functions. Secondly, eat more fruits and vegetables, which can relieve greasiness and appetizer. May you always be healthy. Never leave in happiness.

20. Spring is leaving and summer is coming. The sunshine is as passionate as fire and the mountains and rivers are dressed in green. In this beautiful season, I wish you a harmonious life, happiness every day, and always sing the praises of happiness. You must be happy!

21. Prices keep rising, what should we do? Live frugally. Meet your partner less, go to restaurants and nightclubs less, go to shopping malls less, take other people's cars and go your own way, eat your own meals and let others pay the bill. Remember! You must feel optimistic!

22. Conversation between young couple: Am I getting old? . You will not grow old, ask, why? You will know later; until one day... Having said the reason, do you think a person will grow old if he lives in another person's heart?

23. Please keep a piece of simplicity, so that you can be more friendly with others and less cold and numb in your soul; please keep a piece of simplicity, so that you can have more happiness in life and less spirit. aging and fatigue.

24. I’ll give you a holiday cake: the first layer, festive! Second floor, greetings! The third level, sweetness! A thick layer in the middle, care! The embellished flowers are full of flowers, blessings!

25. May 5, I decide my life! I can eat when I want, sleep when I want, have fun when I want, make trouble when I want, I don’t care if it turns upside down, I don’t care if it’s north, south, east or west, I do my own thing, just listen to me! Release yourself and be happy.

26. Which one will last longer, a sharp knife or a dull knife? The answer is the latter. Because whether it is a knife or a person, the ability and energy are limited. In addition to hard work, you also need endurance and resilience! I wish you a successful career

27. You didn’t send me a text message, but I did, and the feelings are there; you didn’t ask me to send a text message, but I did, and the feelings are there; you didn’t reply to me, so I don’t care. , the feelings are still there; the most important thing to send text messages is to greet you and wish you well.

28. Maid A: "I'm so pitiful, I have to keep saying 'Yes, ma'am; yes, ma'am.'" Maid B: "I'm even worse, I have to keep saying 'yes, ma'am; yes, ma'am.'" Say 'No, sir; no, sir. '"

29. If you have something to say, don't wait for the other person to understand it, because the other person is not you and doesn't know what you want. Wait until the end. It can only be sad and disappointing, especially emotionally. Don't guess what's on your mind, because you can't guess it over and over again. No one is the roundworm in anyone's belly...

30. On the top of the barren mountain, when I see the green pines standing proudly, I think of you. : You work silently for many years in a deserted mountainous area. Your spirit is like the evergreen pines and cypresses.

31. The sun does not speak, but it has its own brilliance; the mountains do not speak, and it is majestic; the blue sky does not speak, and it is lofty; the earth does not speak, and it is broad; you love Ningsi, you love silence, it is a kind of demeanor and a kind of temperament!

32. The first bird song in the morning will make you move; the first morning breeze will give you refreshment; the first morning rain will make you intoxicated; the first morning light will give you, Make you happy. I wish you a good mood for the new day!

33. Make a cup of tea, taste it alone, and savor the aftertaste; choose a road, walk it by yourself, and experience the ups and downs; don’t complain about the bitterness of the tea, after all the suffering, there will be joy; don’t complain about the difficulty of the road, there will be bumps in the road ahead is your happiness.

34. Tolerance is the plum blossom, self-confidence is the lotus, understanding is the rose, passion is the peony, smile is the bauhinia, romance is the lily, elegance is the camellia, I give you a garden with a hundred flowers in full bloom, I wish you happy!

35. The water of time flows, and the boat of dreams sets sail; march forward in the breeze, follow the sun into the distance; describe today's ideals, create tomorrow's glory, go with the wind and the water, and the scenery will be bright and the sun and the moon will last. May your wishes come true and be happy!

36. Black Friday, I send you blessings: May your bad luck be deleted, good luck come to your aid, troubles be imprisoned, happiness sprinkle all over the road, your career will make great strides, you will be on the road to success, and your life will be unrestrained. Sweet and happy!

37. The dyed steamed buns are right, the lean meat is a hundred times more energetic, the Sudan has a red face, the gutter has a smooth tone, the Sanlu milk powder is decorated with peace, the beef paste is beautiful, and the sulfur ginger Taigong fishes. Health is a blessing, may you keep it and be happy.

38. Steamed buns: What I am dying of is not sex, but loneliness; Ham: What I am thinning is not meat, but loneliness; Ginger: What I am dying of is not sulfur, but legend; Me: What I am sending is not text messages. It's a blessing. May peace protect you and health be with you.

39. Dyed steamed buns: In fact, I just put on the wrong makeup; Clenbuterol: In fact, I just lost weight in the wrong place; Gutter oil: In fact, I just hooked up with the wrong person; Me: In fact, I just miss you Stay away from poison, stay healthy and happy.

40. May you be as "rich" as a ditch, as "red" as Sudan, as "fine" as lean meat, and as "tall" as beef. Finally, I hope you are as sexy as steamed buns. Sorry, I missed typing "out". Be happy. Text messages sent to my girlfriend on the weekend

Text messages sent to my girlfriend on the weekend

1. It’s the weekend. Holding hands will make the whole day sweet; kissing the mouth will make the body and mind happy. Become younger; a little hug brings warmth; a pair of little eyes can make you drunk without drinking; a little ear can touch each other, making you more intimate. I really want to see you!

2. I think of your kindness, your noisiness, your bright smile and your sunshine-like taste; I think of your noisiness, your smile, and your occasional domineering and inadvertent ways. The evil smile. It’s the weekend, I really want to play with you!

3. I endured and endured, and finally made it to the weekend. I hope and hope that I can finally meet you again. Kiss first, then hug, the friendship is deep before the flowers and under the moon. The love is deep, the affection is true, and we will never be separated even for a minute. Having you on the weekend is enough.

4. My love is like a flame, I miss you so much that my heart gets feverish. My heart is very sloppy and the center is knotted and twisted. Your love is poison, and you will fall down in seven steps when blood seals your throat. Your beauty is like a scimitar, and it is most difficult to escape from the sword that kills you. My dear, I’m here for the weekend!

5. We have experienced wind and rain, gone through sweetness, understanding makes love closer; encountered quarrels, resolved worries, trust makes love not troubled; faced challenges, overcome difficulties, support makes love Extraordinary. It’s the weekend, let’s fall in love together!

6. I only want you for 12 months in a year. I only want you 7 days a week. My thoughts are as long as a marathon, as long as the Great Wall, and as omnipresent as the air. The emotional debt you owe me is waiting for you to repay it in installments over the weekend!

7. In one week, I miss you 7 days, miss you 168 hours, bless you 10080 minutes, and love you 604800 seconds. It’s not that I love you until the weekend, but that I look forward to the weekend because I love you.

8. The smoke is starting. I’ll wait for you at the door. As the sun sets, I'll wait for you on the mountainside. The leaves are yellow, I'm waiting for you under the tree. We are old and I will wait for you in the next life. What can stay together until old age is not only love, but also responsibility and habits.

9. If you love me, you have to take the initiative to throw yourself into your arms. Happiness makes my ears warm and my heart beats. You are the sun in the sky. I want you every day. Being with you is every moment wonderful. Missing you makes me suffer. The weekend is here! You should prepare the food and wine for the dinner table early.

10. Not seeing each other for one day is like three autumns. Not seeing each other for a week feels like a century.

Every weekend is an anniversary. Let’s go see the stars together. Each star is engraved with a love story. The stars know my heart, and you know my heart!

11. The weekend is here, I don’t care about war and peace, I don’t care about food and vegetables, I don’t care about all mankind. You are the only subject, the only thought, the only incarnation and existence, and there is no weekend for my love for you.

12. Your smile can get rid of worries; your beauty can kill stress; your gentleness can keep happiness; your kindness can measure joy; your companionship can Let happiness be your companion. Happy weekend, my dear!

13. Don’t believe in the end of the world, it’s just sweet words; don’t believe in the end of the world, because I just want to be with you for a hundred years; don’t think about it again and again to pluck the heartstrings, it’s the weekend, just love. Lingering love. Dear, looking forward to meeting you!

14. When you open the love notebook, the system prompts that the love system version is too low, the understanding software is incompatible, and Happy Language stops programming. It is recommended to upgrade online on the weekend, otherwise you will face a low emotional status. On weekends, let’s text each other quickly!

15. I started missing you on Monday, I still miss you on Tuesday, I continue to miss you on Wednesday, I miss you deeply on Thursday, and I stop thinking about you on Friday because I want to see you. A week of longing turns into beautiful fragments on the weekend because you are by my side.

16. To someone: remember to cover yourself with a quilt when it’s still cold; to someone: eat well and don’t lose weight excessively; to someone: remember to rest no matter how busy you are at work, and don’t stay up late; to someone : Eat instant noodles not cold; give them to someone.

17. The wind of lovesickness, the rain of lovesickness, drops of lovesickness are showering on you; lovesickness, lovesickness means, lovesickness holds a pen to write affection; lovesickness before, lovesickness after, lovesickness looks forward and backward; the weekend comes, Stay on weekends to temporarily relieve lovesickness on weekends. Romantic text messages sent to your girlfriend

Romantic text messages sent to your girlfriend

1. Search for you in the sub-file library; missing you is the keyword and loving you is the core term ; As soon as you are scanned, Love's system will automatically upgrade; Create a link to Love, and you will see you when you click on the web page. The memory stick of life is filled with you!

2. I like to bask in the warmth on the white sheets, see your beautiful smile in the morning, like to hang romance on the blue curtains, and dream of your gentle words at night, my dear, I love you Unchanged day and night.

3. As long as our hearts are connected, the world is just around the corner. Memory is like water in the palm of your hand. No matter you open it or tighten it, it will one day flow out between your fingers. I am very happy to grow up with you! Dear baby, I wish you happiness forever!

4. A promise to support each other for a lifetime, a sincere heart to stay together for a lifetime, a greeting to warm the day, a yearning to last day by day, and I miss you and am waiting for your call back. It’s cold in winter, keep me warm! May my presence make you happier!

5. Modern love is very funny, angels love dolphins, mice love kittens, some love gentleness, some love domineering, love always makes people fascinated, love is so wonderful, there will be happiness when we are together If you talk and laugh, you will have someone to rely on when you are together!

6. True love always lingers. Only when you miss it can you feel the emotion. Get rid of the haze of loneliness, long for a happy future, speak sweet dialogues, unbearable excitement, overcome all obstacles, and realize the vows one by one!

7. People who love each other must endure a lot of pain, the pain of missing, the pain of separation, and even the pain of jealousy when they are together. But even if it hurts so much, we still have to love each other.

Because if you don't love each other, although it won't hurt anymore, you won't be happy from now on!

8. We once promised to stay together, but now you turn around and leave; we once promised to be together forever, but now we can no longer keep it; even if we use our lives to save each other, the road of love has come to an end; please look forward to the future. Take care!

9. When I miss you, I close my eyes and imagine you beside me, your smile, your naughtiness, your cuteness, but I find that I will always miss you, so I I have to keep my eyes closed and can't open them!

10. In my eyes, you are my giant panda. No matter what I have, you will always be my national treasure and cannot be replaced. I am willing to protect you for the rest of my life and take care of you carefully. Are you willing?

11. A piece of Qionghua falls in the sky, thousands of miles of rivers and mountains are covered with the Milky Way, even the ice is full of lovesickness, the freehand window flowers say with tears, the short-lived flowers appear, the night dreams are short, and there is morning light long ago, looking forward to the spring song. Missing you, my heart will set off with you and pray every dawn.

12. Thank you for your love and making me feel like home! Thank you for your concern and keeping me warm from now on! Thank you for your thoughtfulness and touching warmth! At this moment, I want to say to you: Dear, thank you!

13. The more time passes, the less time you have. The more you do, the more trivial things you do. The busier and more chaotic you are, the mood. The more you think about it, the more care you have. The more difficult it is to make money, the more difficult it is to make money. The farther away is youth, the longer and older is appearance. Hope you are happy!

14. My heart is intoxicated with you, and I will only love your beauty in this life; my heart is flying high for you, and I have tasted all the good taste of love; my heart is tired for you, and I don’t want you to be too tired ;My heart is sad for you, you will always be my happy baby!

15. Fate allows us to know each other and fall in love; fate allows us to know each other and stay together. The fate of our past life has destined us to hold hands in this life, to know and cherish our fate, to hold our son's hand, and to grow old together with our son. The vow of love will accompany us throughout our lives, and we will love you forever.

16. My heart is like a leaf, floating away for you; there is a small hole in my heart, dripping with affection; three words are written on the wall of my heart: I love you; others hang their love on the corners of their mouths, but I put it in my heart. In my heart; My dear, think of me more, so that my heartbeat can be maintained.

17. Originally it was rainy, but suddenly the sun appeared; it was calm and calm, but suddenly there were strong winds and waves; originally life was pale, but suddenly it was full of color. Everything is because of your appearance, which makes my world instantly full of vitality and excitement!

18. I used to feel very happy when I was alone. Later, when I got to know you, I began to miss you, to care about you, and to feel pain. Because I can't be with you all the time, but my love is always there.

19. The stars have gone home, because there are stars waiting for them; the sun has gone down, because the moon is waiting for them; the birds have returned to their nests, because there are birds waiting for them; I want to go back too I'm here with you, because you're waiting for me! my love!

20. When I meet you, I can no longer be brave. I walk out of the closed wall in my heart, bathe in the warm sunshine of true love, bravely raise my chest to love you, fade away all the hesitant sadness, and let the road to happiness be extended infinitely!

21. How many rivers do you have to cross before you can walk on the Sunshine Avenue; how many hardships do you have to go through before you can reap the joy of success; how much luck do you have to catch up with before you can meet your favorite lover. Yes, I am so lucky to have met you!

22. There is a kind of love that does not need to be expressed, a credit card can replace it; there is a kind of love that does not need words, a husband stone can be a metaphor; there is a kind of love that does not need to be explained, a short message can Information can be interpreted!

23. At night, with the bright moon, I miss you so much. When the lanterns first come on, I think of you again. I send you letters and words to express my true feelings. I hope you know that on such a night, there is still me. Thinking of you all the time.

24. Some love is unforgettable inadvertently; some people meet inadvertently; some things begin inadvertently; there are three words, inadvertently, I want to Just blurt it out! My love, you understand!

25. At dusk, the stars are sparse and the love is dense. The lilies in the heart add new green. Although the cold wind chills the flowers, the flowers remain the same. The heart, roots and stems are dependent on each other. The spring scenery is full of winter snow, and the flowers, stems and leaves are inseparable. Missing you means that I will never leave you on the night of blooming flowers.

26. How much love can come back, how many people are willing to wait, how many text messages can be resent, how many words are nonsense, I just want to tell you that I have identified you in this life, hurry up Put up your phone and surrender!

27. A snow-covered crossing with flying flowers, the lights dimmed and thousands of flowers blooming on the trees. In the dream, thousands of flowers bloomed. I conveyed my thoughts and sorrows in tears, inviting the bright moon to dance, and the lover and the beautiful lady poured out their heart. I miss you, and I fall asleep with your laughter on my pillow in the snowy night.

28. Nostalgic feelings bring warmth, the sound of harp, flute and flute echoes around the beams, love songs are woven into the painting, the pure heart is proud of the snow, passed down from ancient times to the present, the winter cold has not gone away with the ice, and good news has already entered the king's heart. Missing you is singing the blessings of my life in every piece of music.

29. It is very painful to say goodbye when we are together, we are happy and sad when we are together, the warmth remains in a hug and a kiss, and the love lasts forever when we laugh and cry. We know each other with the same heart, even to the ends of the earth *** At this time, the bright moon is like my heart, this love lasts forever!

30. Because I miss you, my fingers will not move; because I love you, my tears will not flow; because I am looking forward to you, time will not pass; because I am waiting for you, I dare to speak out my words, love I’ve been having sex with you for a long, long time! Funny text messages to send to your girlfriend

1. Are you at home? I am quite bored, come on, smile, please see: if you were a flower, I would like to be that cow dung; if you were cow dung, I would like to be that fly. If you were a fly, I would like to be the egg with a crack.

2. If a star falls and hits your head tonight, please don’t worry. This is a gift I asked the gods to give you. From now on, you will live a carefree and happy life because of the hit. Silly!

3. On this special day, I have nothing else to say. I just want you to know that every year today, you will receive my blessings, feel my love, and love you forever!

4. The heart arrives, thinks, sees, smells, hears, people arrive, hands arrive, feet arrive, words come, do it, get it, time is up, your gift has not arrived yet, first Sending my blessings.

5. I miss you quietly every day. When the wind blows, I laugh at the falling flowers. I chose you and you chose me. This is our choice. So, let me miss you from now on...

6. A tourist came to a rural road and saw a road sign that read: "The road is closed and you cannot move forward." Seeing that there were no obstacles in front of him, he was confident in traveling As you gain experience, move on. Soon he found a bridge broken and had to turn back. When he came to the place where the street sign had just been placed, he saw on the back it said: "Welcome back, fool."

7. I hide my missing you in a quiet corner, 2 Fourteen hours and one second later, I found that it was covered with bright red roses, and on each flower was written: My dear, I miss you!

8. The girl opposite me, look over, look over, look over, the text message I sent is very exciting, please don’t pretend to ignore it; the girl opposite, call back, call back, call back, don’t be ignored I sound scared, but I'm actually quite nice.

9. The heart often tries to copy your smile in memory. Today it simply wants to copy a complete version of you, and then say to you, happy birthday!

10. I am overjoyed to receive an unexpected gift from you on my birthday. It is heartwarming that you remember me. I am grateful for your thoughtfulness from the bottom of my heart.

11. Happy birthday, my dear! I miss you so much, especially on your birthday. Looking back on those years when I lit candles for you, sang happy birthday to you, and the days when I made wishes with you really make me have endless memories. Do you still remember? Remember to eat longevity noodles, I want you to live for two thousand years!

12. Because of roses, the world has a beautiful world of love! Because of the blue sky, mankind has the dream of flying into the sky! Because of me, I have the heart to care about you! Because of you in the world, I wasted a dime of information fees, and you pay for it.

13. Whenever I am alone, whenever I am happy, I will think of you and want you to double my happiness.

14. If you feel forgotten by the world, try to miss an installment.

15. The world is more wonderful today because of you, the starry sky is more brilliant today because of you, the world is warmer today because of you, and I feel happier today because of you!

16. Every birthday has gifts and blessings. No matter how many wishes or dreams you have, my gift is my heart to grow with you! Happy birthday!

17. Find an elegant teahouse called "Yuan", place two old wicker chairs on both sides, pour two glasses of sake, look into the sky and say "Cheers!" Let the longing drift away with the fragrance of the wine. .

18. Female: Do you like my angelic face or devilish figure? Man: I...I like your sense of humor.

19. Do you miss me when I miss you? No matter how far apart we are and how long the road ahead is, I just want to say it's great to know you.

20. Ah Yue wanted to cook by herself and asked her mother, who was playing mahjong, how much rice should be washed? Mom didn't hear Ah Yue's question and said, "Nine barrels" while playing the cards in her hand. It turned out that one pot of rice lasted them for a whole week.

21. Sing the song "Happy Birthday to You" to approach you, express my wishes, share your happiness, and then listen to the echo of your youth.

22. It rains easily in every city, just like I can miss you wherever I go. Missing is a kind of fruit, sweet and sour, which grows in the night. It is full of memories with an uncertain mood, whether you are. Miss me as much as I miss you.

When the sun shines on the sea, I think of you. When the blurry moonlight appears, I think of you. 24. When I think about you, I just think about it: I don’t put salt in cooking; the apples are not too sweet; I drink without cigarettes; I forget to bring money when I go shopping. I will miss you when I have time. I just don’t do anything, I just miss you!

25. At this extremely warm moment, I would like to propose a glass of wine to you, along with my heartfelt blessing. The gift is not expensive, but love is precious. . I wish you a sweet, warm and happy birthday.

26. Because of roses, the world has a beautiful world of love! Because of the blue sky, humans have dreams of flying! It’s because of me that I care about you! It’s because of you that I wasted a cent of the information fee.

27. The birthday candles are burning, and my heart is burning. I am also ignited, and the affection is as deep as the sea at this moment. Just hold each other tightly, let the colorful flowers rain, let the blessings fall on you, let the true dreams last forever, no matter how old the earth is, no matter how long the world is..., I wish my wife. Happy birthday!

28. Let the stars turn into my eyes and watch over you all night long; let the breeze turn into my smile and soothe your fluttering heart; let all the beautiful things turn into me. May your blessings be with you forever...

29. May every day of the year be filled with happiness, brightness and love.

30. If one person has insomnia, the whole world will suffer from insomnia. Happy insomnia is because of the fear of closing one's eyes.

How do you think about six o'clock? How to love you till the end?

31. I will chase you to the end of the world. No matter where you go, I will be by your side until you die. There is just one thing, I am afraid of death!

32. The spring water is your love, the summer clouds around the peak are your lingering, the autumn moon is your tenderness, and the winter plum blossoms and snow are your love.

33. There was an old king who wanted to marry off his two daughters, so he summoned princes from all over the world to recruit brides. He asked a question, and if you answer it, you can marry his beautiful eldest daughter. He asked someone to pull an elephant. The question was: How can you make the elephant jump into the river with its buttocks covered? Everyone looked at each other. At this time, the ugliest Persian prince came up. He went behind the elephant, took out a needle and pricked the elephant's butt. The elephant covered its butt and jumped into the river. The old king had no choice but to marry his eldest daughter to him. A few months later, he was going to marry his second daughter. This time he came up with a more difficult problem: how to make the elephant nod first, then shake its head, then nod again, and then jump into the river. No one dared to answer. The Prince of Persia walked up to the elephant again and said to the elephant: "You still know me." The elephant nodded. "Then do you still want to be like last time?" The elephant shook his head. "Then you know what to do." The elephant nodded, covered his butt and jumped into the river.

34. If there is an afterlife, let us be the right little mice, fall in love stupidly, live in a daze, cuddle up innocently, and be together silly. When the mountains were covered with ice and snow, we would nest in a warm haystack, and I would hold you in my arms and feed you rat poison.

35. Yingying’s sky is like water today, and Lianlian’s water was like sky back then. Love is in my heart, and lovesickness lasts longer than dreams. Happy birthday to you, my beloved! Stay young and beautiful every day of your life!

36. Tang Monk: We should find a shortcut to learn scriptures this time! Wukong: Flying is faster than riding a horse! Bajie: Shenliu is faster! Sha Monk took out a dog: I heard that this thing will be sent to the West immediately.

37. I heard that your mobile phone does not have text messaging function, so I sent this text message as a test. If you receive a text message that is confirmed to have the SMS function and is mine, please reply: I have it, it’s yours!

38. One day a duck took a plane to travel around the world. He ate a rice pudding on the plane. The plane accidentally caught fire and crashed. Later, people found the duck in the wreckage of the plane. The rice pudding had not been digested in its belly. roasted duck. ...This is the origin of the Babao Duck...

39. A person who rides a motorcycle likes to wear his clothes backwards, that is, buttoning them at the back to block the wind. One day he was driving drunk, overturned, and fell on the side of the road. When the police arrived...Police Officer A: What a serious car accident. Police Officer B: Yes, my head hit the back. Police Officer A: Well, he’s still breathing. Let’s help him turn his head back. Police Officer B: Okay... One or two times, I tried hard and turned back. Policeman A: Well, I’m not breathing...

40. This love is buried deep in my heart and has been surging for a whole century. It was not until the day of reunion that it surged into a bright and burning love. Passionate, happy birthday!

41. I miss you very much. I thought very much, sitting quietly in front of the window, looking hard into the distance, I can see you and hear your breathing, do you believe it?

42. Single Xiao Wang asked Lao Li: Why does the law stipulate that a man can only marry one wife? Lao Li said sincerely: After you have a wife, you will find that this law is actually to protect men.

43. Being married to a wife is really tiring. I wash my feet, rub my legs and beat my back, and then sleep with her on the bed after beating her. It seems that I hate the old society, and all my tears are filled with bitterness!

44. I would like to embed all the best wishes into this card and wish you happiness, joy and smile.

45. You are so gentle, lying quietly in my arms without saying a word, inadvertently taking away my sincere heart. You stole my heart. No wonder others Said my heart was eaten by a dog.

46. Baby, today is your birthday. I am not by your side. Do you remember to live it well? In the past years, I was with you. Birthday blessings will surround you and you will have a happy birthday. It invades you and me, you are the person I love most, I hope you are still happy without me!

47. A couple quarreled. Woman: "Everything about you is inferior to anyone else!" Man: "Yes, especially your girlfriend!"