Homophonic short message rabbit

A county magistrate with a strong accent went to the village to give a report: "rabbit, shrimp, pig tail!" No pickles, pickles are too expensive!

Attention, comrades and villagers! Stop talking and have a meeting now! )

After the county magistrate finished speaking, the host said, "Please eat sausages and pickles!

Now, please speak to the township head! )

The township head said, "Rabbit, the dog ate today's meal, and everyone is a big jerk!" Comrades, that's enough for today. Let's all be big bowls! )

Without kimchi, I'll pick up a piece of shit and lick it for you ...