April Fool's Day spoof girlfriend's blessing message.

1. I just chatted with my friends, and some of them talked about you, you know? I quarreled with them and almost got into a fight, because some of them said you looked like a monkey and some said you looked like an orangutan. It was really too much! I don't care about you at all.

If it gets dark, I will miss you. If the ground sinks, then I miss you; If there is a tsunami, I look forward to you. If you haven't received my message, it's that your mobile phone is going to drop. If you don't reply to me, haha, then you owe me a beating!

I hope you can cooperate with me to do something great. We will not worry about eating and drinking, but also travel around the world. I think with your charm, you will earn more than me. Can you promise me? Let's go Begging for food!

4. In the middle of the night, there is no light in the toilet; You go to relieve yourself and fall into the toilet; Fighting maggots and shit; No one saved you and sacrificed heroically; Live great and die silent; In memory of you, the toilet is on!

I heard that you were trafficked, which really scared me. I'm worried about that man. I'll sell you!

6. Life becomes uncomfortable without you. I hate that hateful third party for taking you away. Do you have a new relationship with him? I really want you to come back to me-wallet!

7. Times have really improved. Hair color is increasing, eyes can change color, nails can be encrusted, navel can be played, and idiots can read text messages. Hehe, I hope you can smile often and have a good mood every day.

8. This information is purely harassing information! Warning, go to sleep before you sleep! Turn over and go back to sleep! Get up after a long sleep and go to the bathroom to sleep! I really don't want to sleep. Pick up my mobile phone and harass those who want to sleep with me!

9. I want to call you on this special day, but I'm afraid you will misunderstand me. I really want to blow you a kiss, but I'm afraid you won't believe me. After thinking about it, I had to quietly send a message to say hello. Have you been fooled today?

10. I sent you this message for a dime to tell you that I am not a penniless person. For example, this dime message is my birthday present to you. Don't forget to invite me to dinner tonight. Happy April Fool's Day!

1 1. I have three sentences to tell you, including the following one. Thank you for finishing.

12. I almost forgot what day it is today. If I hadn't thought of you, I wouldn't have noticed it. Day after day, today is your good day. You must not forget that today is your holiday. Happy April Fool's Day!

13. I am a lonely tree, standing on the roadside for thousands of years, waiting alone, just because one day you pass me, I will fall for you, and it is in vain not to smash you. Happy April Fool's Day!

14. The wolf came and the pigsty was a mess. Mother pig arranged: the big pig blocked the door! Second pig, block the window! When she saw the pig, Mother Pig got angry and shouted: Third, don't read the news! ! You are fleshy, go out and draw the wolf away. Happy April Fool's Day!

15. I once had a sincere love, and I didn't cherish it. You'll regret losing it. If I could do it all over again, I would say: I love you. If you want to choose a confession time, I hope it is April Fool's Day!

16. You have to travel to other places. A sincere friend will see you off. The cold wind cannot stop our friendship. I hold your hand and say: reform well and try to reduce the sentence! Happy April Fool's Day!

17. You are my heart, you are my liver and you are my baby; You are my intestine, you are my stomach, and you are my constant comfort; You are my hand, you are my back, you are the back of my hand; Happy April Fool's Day to my dog!

18. Do you know? I dreamed of you last night. We walked by the river and snuggled up to each other. You looked down at my eyes and said three words affectionately: woof-woof. Happy April Fool's Day!

19. Meeting you is the beginning of my heart; Falling in love with you is my happy choice; Having you is my most precious wealth; Stepping into the red carpet is my eternal motivation. Unfortunately-I sent it to the wrong person.

20. Lying quietly in bed, sending out attractive fragrance, soft skin and attractive feeling, makes my heart beat faster. I am excited to walk up to you, lie on your body, and tell you affectionately that I like you … my sheets!

2 1. What happened? Call the mobile phone, voice prompt: you dialed a lazy pig from other places, please dial the pigsty area code before dialing the number. I can't believe it. Call again. Voice prompt: the owner has been slaughtered.

22. If you feel bored or empty, please call me! Please press 1 to talk about feelings, press 2 to talk about work, press 3 to talk about life, press 5 to introduce me, please tell me directly when you invite me to dinner, and please hang up when you borrow money from me.