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Recommend some classic micro-novels

1. She is so fat that everyone thinks that no one will marry her. He is thin, but he married her like a ghost. On the wedding night, in front of him, she took off her coat and a layer of skin fell off it. In fact, she is a beauty. Just because she is tired of people's strict appearance, she tries her best to find someone who can tolerate her ugliness and entrust her for life. When he learned the truth, he left angrily. He just wants to marry an ugly and heartless woman.

I was blind because of the car accident, so I never knew what my girlfriend looked like. That year, she got stomach cancer, and before she died, she transplanted her cornea to me. The first thing I did after I regained my sight was to look for her photo. However, I only found a letter she left me. There is a blank photo in the letter, which says, "Don't think about what I look like. The next person you love is me. "

3. A little boy said to the little girl, "I am your boyfriend." The girl asked, "What is BF?" The boy said it means best friends. Later, they got married and had children. The old man said to the old woman, "I am your BF." The old woman asked, "What is BF?" The old man smiled and replied, "Not before! (always like this! )"

4.2500 Qingming, he walked into the organ bank. A clear conscience, 30 years. So it is smooth sailing to the society. I'm glad my conscience is back and not polluted. In the hospital bed, he fantasized about his plans after he had a conscience. The operation lasted for three days and nights and ended in failure. There are only four words on the diagnosis: rejection.

On graduation day, the monitor suggested that the whole class sit in a circle. Everyone wrote a secret on the note and passed it on to the people on the left, so that everyone could share a secret and keep a secret for others. I deliberately sat on his left. I have a secret love for four years, but I dare not confess. It's nice to know one of his secrets. I comforted myself. There are only three words on the note: I love you.

6. Fold paper into heart-shaped origami when you are free, and give it to her when you see her. How long has this habit been? He doesn't even remember clearly. Suddenly one day, she said on the phone, "A waste paper collector came today, I asked the price, and then sold all the heart-shaped origami you gave me ..." She paused, "It's only nine dollars. When you are dressed up, let's go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get the certificate. "

I work in a high-rise building. He works in the window opposite me. We are across the street. Steal a look at him every day, guess his happiness and sadness, and write it in Weibo. He shouldn't know, because I am always careful. One day he suddenly disappeared. Empty-hearted, I sent a new Weibo: "He's gone, I miss him, but he doesn't know". A new comment immediately popped up: "Silly boy, I moved upstairs."

8./kloc-at the age of 0/8, he said arrogantly, hey, fall in love with me! 20-year-old frivolous: it's been two years and you haven't decided yet? 22 years old, in the prime of life: postgraduate entrance examination can support you. At the age of 24, I am in high spirits: I respect your choice, but you must also believe that I will fully support you. At the age of 26, my eyes softened: eight years later, the Anti-Japanese War was over. Would you like to stay with me? Mature and introverted at the age of 28: OK, I'll be your best man.

9. At that time, she was still young, pink and fond of dreaming. The bus in the Garden Corner Library on Sakura Road, even breathing was his shadow. At that time, he was still young and his spirit and humor were calculated. The garden stairs at the entrance of Yinghua Road School turned a corner, and she can be found everywhere. Countless times passed by, my heart suffocated, but I could hardly say a word. He sent the last message at the graduation party: Wait for me. I haven't contacted for three years, and then I went back to China to get married. First love.

10. "I received an interesting email about my friends. Deskmate, do me a favor? " "Very good." "So ... my favorite color?" "Black." "My best subject?" "Math." "Our pet?" "Always called a stupid dog." "My dress style?" "Mix and match." "The game I played?" "The world is cold." "There is one thing I absolutely don't know?" "I love you."

1 1. He met her in her city and saw that she and her lovely daughter were still beautiful. Chasing into the street, he lied that he was married and had a son, a little older than her daughter. They never said once upon a time, just exchanged a few pleasantries. She looked at her watch and said it was time to go back. Her family did. Waving goodbye, familiar and unfamiliar shadows bless each other. On the way, my daughter said that she didn't want to go back to her father and wanted to be with him. She hugged her daughter tightly in tears.

12. When he proposed to her, he only said three words: trust me; When she gave birth to her first daughter, he said to her: hard work; On the day of his daughter's long-distance wedding, he put his arm around her shoulder and said, and me. On the day he received her critical notice, he repeatedly said to her: I am here; At the moment when she was leaving, he kissed her on the forehead and said softly, wait for me. In this life, he never said "I love you" to her once, but love never left.

13. There is an orphan named Nasa in the village who often shouts "No ~ aliens are coming ~" while running, even though there has never been an alien hair in the village. The tireless NASA has a secret. He is a super soldier. Every time the aliens attacked, he was defeated, countless times. The villagers who will be angry when they see Nasa actually have a secret, that is, they put on sacks and play aliens with Nasa on weekend nights.

14. A Hong Kong boy and a Beijing girl met at a concert in Eason Chan and fell in love soon. A week later, the two had already said goodbye at the airport, and the boy took part in the work of MSF to go to primitive tribes in Africa. Before he left, he gave the girl a music box, and the music in it was today next year. I'll be back. The boy said. A year later, the boy returned to China and the girl got married. Excuse me, the girl said to the boy who came to see her. I thought you wanted me to wait ten years.

America. "Um ... Mom, what's the matter?" "Nothing, I just miss you." "Okay, I'm sleepy. It's early morning here. How many times have I told you? It's time difference. " "Oh, I forgot, you go back to sleep, go back to sleep ..." Five minutes later. "Oh, who's calling again!" "Niu Niu, I'm your uncle. The building on Jiaozhou Road where your parents live is on fire!" Call back. "mom! Mom! Answer the phone! " "Beep-beep-beep ..."

16. On Valentine's Day for three years in a row, he will receive a blessing message from the same strange number, with only five short words: Happy Valentine's Day. He never replied. On Valentine's Day of the fourth year, that message didn't appear. He hesitated for a long time and finally sent a happy Valentine's Day message to that number. Soon there was a reply, "Thank you, who are you?" "Love won't wait for anyone in the same place. If you are not careful, it will be taken away by time.

17. He is almost twenty years older than her. He is kind to her and takes care of her in every way. They had known each other for less than a year, and he insisted on marrying her. Friends are envious of her, but she is hesitant, because an operation accident caused her infertility when she was a child. He is an only child and has a huge family business to inherit. She doesn't want to delay him. Finally, she summoned up the courage to tell him the fact of infertility. He said, I know, when I opened the knife, I have been looking for you all these years. (Vincent Fang)

18. I went home in the middle of the night, opened the door and found a pair of shoes of strangers on the ground. I walked around the house and no one was there! Looking back, the shoes were gone.

19. At eight o'clock sharp, my wife cleaned the room spotless. A strange teenager walked into the door. The wife asks who you are. The boy didn't answer, so he went into the house to patrol and get familiar with everything. My wife said that my husband will be back soon from a business trip, and the house that I just cleaned was dirty by you. Please get out. The teenager glared at his wife and left. At this moment, the phone rang and the wife was told that her husband's plane crashed at eight o'clock sharp! The wife suddenly woke up and shouted, the teenager has disappeared in the sea of people (high)

20。 He stood in front of the mirror, and a female ghost came slowly towards him from behind. Cold hands suddenly covered his eyes. "Guess who I am?" The voice was cold and terrible, and there was no expression on the calm face. "You are a ghost." "Oh, it's boring. You guessed it again. " The cold voice instantly turned into anger, and she stamped her foot, turned into a puff of smoke and floated back to the urn. "Silly wife, I haven't played enough for more than 20 years." He complained, but his wrinkled face was full of happiness.

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