April Fool's Day Classic Humorous Greetings

Lead: Brother Fool, on this great day when all China people can be fools, Brother Fool wishes you forever? Stupid? Don't change your mind, since? Stupid? Did you have fun? Stupid? Man Gankun? Stupid? Are you happy? Stupid? Add happiness? Oh, digress, happy April Fool's Day! The following is a classic humorous greeting for April Fool's Day. Welcome to read the reference.

1. Friar Sand said: I have 16 change! Pig said, I have thirty-two changes! Wukong said: I have seventy-two changes! Tang Priest was furious: I didn't see you change your mobile phone on the way to the Western Heaven. It seems that monsters read text messages on their mobile phones! Happy April Fool's Day!

2. Psychological test: If you race with a bear, you want to: 1 you run fast; 2 as fast; You are slower than a bear? Answer: 1 You are worse than an animal; You are an animal; You are worse than an animal! Happy April Fool's Day!

If a star falls on your head tonight, please don't worry. It's a gift from my fairy brother, won't you? Live a carefree and happy life, because you are-stupid. Happy holidays!

I insured you 20 thousand yuan today to have a safe April fool's day! Interesting, isn't it? The insurance company will send someone to send you the insurance policy and invoice! By the way, this 20 thousand insurance money is from you. Happy holidays!

5. Do you have a TV there? Watch CCTV 1. The White House was bombed and the whole building collapsed. The police have sealed off the whole of Washington. 19 people were killed and 32 people were injured. 1 1 people were missing and 1 people were deceived! Happy holidays!

6. After a period of statistics, we got the following information, because your mobile phone has indigestion, we will cancel your mobile phone use right. Please contact WC to ensure the normal use of your mobile phone. May the holidays fill your heart with happiness!

7. Dear users, in order to keep you awake on April Fool's Day (1), we provide a quick book of wisdom, as long as you keep reading? I'm 250? You can learn it after ten times. May the holidays fill your heart with happiness!

Being your friend for so long, you always care about me, but I often give you trouble. I really don't know how to repay you. Be a cow and a horse in the next life! I'm sure I'll help you pull the grass, okay?

9. Guess a common phrase in life: A fool often doesn't know the answer to a question raised by a wise man. It's hard to guess, do you know? )

10. Starting from tomorrow, the municipal government has decided to drive away all the mentally retarded young people who are ugly and detrimental to the city! Hurry up and pack your things, go out and take shelter, and don't tell anyone that I informed you, remember! You are welcome!

1 1.？ You are taller than me, your skin is better than me, your eyes are bigger and more beautiful than me, and your figure is slimmer than me, but you know, how could you be here without me? Believe it or not, I can tear down your house. ! ?

12. I invite you to dinner! Is your mind full of moving exclamation points or confused question marks? Don't worry, although today is April Fool's Day, I will never lie to you. Please leave me alone, believe it or not.

13. Call the police: If someone looks at you with the wrong eyes and smiles at you, or sends a text message in advance saying that you have been fooled by a famous animal, it is a kind of care for you. Smile and accept it, more than one day! Happy April Fool's Day!

14. When you receive the message, you will look brand-new and learn how to behave. If you read this message, you will become a fool. If you don't turn, you will become a fool. Deleting it proves that you are an idiot. The reply shows that you are not an adult. This message is a scam and will be sent to fools on April Fool's Day. Happy fool!

15. People say you are all thumbs. I believe that fools are blessed. People say you are a fool, and I believe wishful thinking can sometimes come true. People say you are stupid and ignorant. I know cleverness is your magic weapon!

16. Brother Yu, on this big day when all China people can be stupid, I wish you forever? Stupid? Don't change your mind, since? Stupid? Did you have fun? Stupid? Man Gankun? Stupid? Are you happy? Stupid? Add happiness. . . . . Oh, digress, happy April Fool's Day!

17. Don't bother me when you are sad; When I miss you, you kiss my ear; When you are helpless, you say hello to me; When I am happy, you dance with me; I don't know what to do without you! Say thank you on April Fool's Day: mobile phone.

18. In a dormitory of a university, a person was singing rock and roll at the top of his lungs. I want to change, I want to change, I want to change? Read a book. Bookworm? Look up and ask in surprise:? Isn't the toilet empty?

19. "Zhu" has a short message blessing that "fool" is not stupid but hides great wisdom. How many stupid birds did people see? "Festival" is sweet and wonderful, "fast" is happy, and "music" is a little joke to enjoy happiness!

20. In fact, you are beautiful, beautiful enough to scare ghosts; In fact, you are too handsome to open your eyes; In fact, you are awesome, running like a snail; In fact, you are cool, April Fool's Day is reliable, stupid, hey hey, happy holidays!

2 1. I wrote your name in the sky, but it was taken away by the wind; I wrote your name on the beach, but it was swept away by the waves; So I wrote your name on every corner of the street? ... * *, I was taken away by the police!

22. Congratulations on winning the grand prize. Please come to the People's Bank of China with sabre, shotgun and soil cannon at 10 this evening.

23. The beauty of learning lies in confusing people; The beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat; The beauty of a woman lies in being stupid without regrets; The beauty of a man lies in lying.

24. Due to the network upgrade of the mobile company, your mobile phone can't be connected due to poor signal. In this case, please put the phone in boiling water for five to six minutes. Happy April Fool's Day!

25. There is a saying that I don't know when it is inappropriate to speak, because it involves unspeakable privacy; I don't know if I should contact you, but it's too important to you. After a fierce ideological struggle, I finally got up the courage to say: Happy April Fool's Day!

26. I like that you always dance like a singer, you always bully people like a strong man, and you always talk like a wise man, so I pointed to you and said to my boss, I want this crab, steamed.

27. Send a blessing when the mobile phone rings. When the bell rings, it brings a healthy, safe and strong body; When the bell rings, it brings good luck and prosperity; The bell rang three times and the fool was fooled!

28. You have an angel-like appearance, a devil-like figure, and even a perfect fart posture. Can you control the rhythm in public? Happy April Fool's Day!

29. Since I met you, you should know your place in my heart. Except you, everyone else is a pile of shit in my eyes, but you are different because you are? Two piles. Happy April Fool's Day!

30. No matter how high the sky is, how deep the sea is, how hard the steel is, how strong the wind is, how long the feet are, how wide the river is, how strong the wine is, how cold the ice is and how hot the fire is. I just want to tell you that none of this is your business! Happy April Fool's Day!

3 1. I want to call you on this special day, but I'm afraid you will misunderstand me; I really want to blow you a kiss, but I'm afraid you won't believe me. After thinking about it, I had to quietly send a message to say hello. Have you been fooled today?

32. No matter how high the sky is, how deep the sea is, how hard the steel is, how strong the wind is, how long the feet are, how wide the river is, how strong the wine is, how cold the ice is and how hot the fire is. I just want to tell you that none of this is your business! Happy April Fool's Day!

33. Do young couples watch in the cinema? Piglet run? , girlfriend asked her boyfriend? Why do pigs never eat there? ? The boyfriend replied:? Is popcorn delicious? The girlfriend asked again:? Why is the pig stupid there? The boyfriend replied:? Today is April Fool's Day, because someone is joking with the pig. !

34. It is real gold, never afraid of blazing flames; Is a pine tree, never afraid of the long cold; Haiyan, never afraid of lightning that cuts the sky; What an idiot, staring at the text message! Happy April Fool's Day to you.

35. April Fool's Day is here. Have a nice day at work. Stupid? Get water, study? Stupid? How long will you live? Stupid? Amuse yourself, love? Stupid? Unfinished feelings, business? Stupid? Lu Changhong, eloquence? Stupid? A blockbuster? Anyway, is that enough? Stupid? .

36. Stupidity is an attitude and a feeling. Stupidity is a kind of freedom as well as a kind of freedom. April Fool's Day is coming. I wish you a quick fool's day. You will always be a fool after a sunny day and a fool with endless taste!

37. I will be flustered on April Fool's Day, and I will be nervous when I see text messages. I don't know whether it is true or not, but I hesitate to think about it. Don't be angry if you get caught. It only comes once a year. Happy April Fool's Day!

38. You are so worth cherishing, but I never cared. When your beautiful image suddenly disappeared in the turbulent sea of people, I suddenly found that I can't live without you. Salt. Wish you a happy April Fool's Day in advance!

39. True and false, true and false, true and false, true and false, true and false, true and false, true and false, true and false, false and true, do you understand what I said? Haha, happy April Fool's Day!

40. April Fool's Day gives you a day off, double your salary, travel reimbursement, and no need to spend money on things. If a flower girl smiles at you, only a little pig will read my message. I wish you a happy holiday and your dreams come true.

4 1. Career will not depend on wood? Stupid? Never love? Stupid? Confused eyes, often sitting and collecting? Stupid? Weng Zhili, the financial resources are rolling year after year? Stupid? Good luck has a knot every day? Stupid? . Wish: Happy April Fool's Day!

42. I didn't bless you on Valentine's Day, for fear that you might misunderstand; April Fool's Day didn't bless you, for fear that you would collapse; I didn't bless you on Women's Day for fear that you would be ashamed. I didn't bless you on Mother's Day for fear that you would cry. But I must bless you today: Father's Day, may you be intoxicated!

43. I often remember that in the sunset by the stream, you opened the bottle cap and drank vinegar, but didn't shed tears. You have a mobile phone in your hand, a mop on your head, humming a fool's song and dancing with a madman. Wow! Whose pig is so cool, haha, April Fool's Day is here, pig. Happy April Fool's Day!

44. April Fool's Day is coming. If I play a trick on you, okay? Stupid? I can't stand it; If I don't play tricks on you, what about me? Stupid? Unfinished feelings. Say goodbye to yourself? Stupid? Have fun, I decided to come back? Stupid? Music circle? Stupid? Are people having fun now? Stupid? Heat it.

45. Dear friends, people are often cheated on April Fool's Day. I want to be ashamed. I will send you a book of wisdom. See you on page 250. 250, did you see it? Haha, I still have to watch it after I know April Fool's Day. I have never seen this world before.

Today is April Fool's Day. Not stupid is a fluke. Stupidity is an honor. If you are not stupid, you should be happy. Good luck with your work? Stupid? Is the ability enough? Stupid? What is life like? Stupid? Get water, make one? Stupid? Quick fool!

47. How can April Fool's Day, Labor Day, Children's Day and July 1 day be the Party Building Day? This fully shows that the party is not a fool when it dies, but loves labor and respects children for the wind, then builds the army on August 1 and builds the motherland on October 1. I wish the great Party a happy 90th anniversary.

48. Fool's Realm: Who fooled me? The realm of stupidity: Who am I stupid? The realm of stupid gods: who is a fool and not a fool. Foolish fairy realm: who is stupid and who is not stupid. Stupid realm: not stupid, not stupid. The realm of fools and saints: insist on seeing the end. Happy April Fool's Day!

49. How many tons have you produced? Are there fools every year? , spell a few baskets? As stupid as water? , from your family? Century fool? Would you like to? Even the smartest person is stupid? Dear you, learn the wisdom of monkeys as soon as possible, and Bajie will not give thanks soon. Haha, happy April Fool's Day!

If it is the Spring Festival, I should wish you a happy New Year. If it is labor day, I will say that workers are the most beautiful; If it is April Fool's Day, I will say that you are really cool; It's Halloween, I want to hold you down and say: ghost!

5 1. Research shows that people with bigger left eyes are smarter than those with bigger right eyes, while people with smaller left feet are good at sports. The study also revealed that those who started looking in the mirror after receiving the text message were clumsy, and those who took off their shoes were also clumsy. Happy April Fool's Day

52. The highest state of life is that it is rare to be confused, not to be confused, not to be stupid, and not to be stupid. Be a fool, do stupid things, enjoy silly fun, and be happy when you are content. Happy April Fool's Day! Interesting greetings

53. Teach you a happy spell: Ansizhu Ansizhu, Ansizhu's bamboo Ansizhu, congratulations on learning Shandong dialect: I am a pig, I am a pig, I am a stupid pig! Don't be angry, I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

54. I wish you both intelligence and wisdom. Stupid? ; ? People? The future is bright; Young and promising, eh? High festival; ? Quick? Horses and whips; Capture the flag; Settle down? Le? Industry, world! Happy April Fool's Day!

55. The animal world is wonderful. Lions roar and birds crow. Zebra antelope is eating grass, and bears and elephants are fooling around. Rabbits bully turtles and always want to race with them. Only the tortoise is silent, turn on the phone and watch the fun! Happy April Fool's Day!

56. Research shows that people with bigger left eyes are smarter than those with bigger right eyes, while people with smaller left feet are good at sports. The study also revealed that those who started looking in the mirror after receiving the text message were clumsy, and those who took off their shoes were also clumsy. Happy April Fool's Day

57. You are handsome and generous, you talk elegantly, you are a leader in the crowd, you are a heartthrob in the crowd, today is April Fool's Day, no matter how you lie, God will forgive me, hehe, I wish you a happy April Fool's Day.

58. Say you are naive, and you will be alive and kicking; If you say that you are smart, you will show off everywhere; Say you are steady, and you won't make any noise; Call you naughty, you are no big or small. April fool's day is here, don't say anything, giggle yourself! Interesting text message

59. Right and wrong are fools, right and wrong are fools, right and wrong are fools. No matter right or wrong, right or wrong, right or wrong, right or wrong, right or wrong. Happy April Fool's Day!

60. The water is called a bucket; Those who pour water and drink water are called cups; Those who eat and drink soup are called spoons; Cutting meat and vegetables is called a knife; Those who giggle at text messages are called nerds. Wish: Happy April Fool's Day!