Talk about humor with your wife.

First of all, talk about travel. Most wives love romance and have special places, such as Guangzhou, Chengdu and Shanghai in China. Most old women like it. Korea, Thailand and other foreign countries are also very good. But brothers should not directly ask the old woman what she likes, but have their own opinions. Tell them why they like this city and try to resonate with the old woman. In this way, she will tell you all her thoughts. Second, look at the circle of friends to find a topic. Many old women have their own photos in the circle of friends! There are places to eat and play. Then, the most important thing for you is not whether the photos are beautiful or not! Instead, I tried to understand the scenes in the photos and the restaurants and tourist attractions where she had eaten. If you are all foodies, then keep talking! I don't know a few delicious places, and God won't help you! Third, talk about constellations Most old women are emotional. Anything that can be estimated that the old ladies have not said will make them very interested and feel wonderful and mysterious. If you can figure out tarot cards, you can greatly increase your charm, and your wife will definitely follow you every day; Ask you what kind of person she will marry in the future, and then she will believe you when you say that this person is more and more like herself! If you don't know tarot cards, it doesn't matter to learn constellation knowledge. After all, tarot cards can't be understood in a day or two. In addition, don't ask your wife's birthday and constellation directly, just guess after a few sentences. It doesn't matter if you are wrong, keep guessing! The wife will not only blame you, but also tell you what her real constellation is! Try it if you don't believe me ~ If you win, the old woman will think you are incredible. So, I will talk to you about more topics! Talking about pets is because most old women like lovely animals very much. If you like them, your impression of old women will improve. Caring boys will get extra points! You happen to have a pet dog. Send her a lovely photo, ask her what breed it is, and then let her guess the name! If the old lady likes it very much, you can also vague the invitation. If your pet's name is "Jack", you can say that it is more acceptable to let "Jack" play with you, and it is more acceptable to invite his wife vaguely in the tone of a pet. If you don't have a pet, it doesn't matter. You can find a map of Alina Zhang from the Internet and send it. When an old woman asks you if this is your dog! Then just say, "I really want to have a similar one recently. What about you?" What do you like? "The old woman will have more resonance with you on this unnecessary topic. Humorous topics of chatting with his wife II. Humorous chat skills with old women and learn to praise others. A humorous person will not be stingy with his praise. And this kind of compliment is definitely not just a simple compliment, because it has nothing to do with humor. You should learn to praise a person and "nurture" yourself at the same time. For example, I praise you for your beauty and cleverness, and then add: You will be as beautiful and clever as me soon. In this case, you will get different results. Your own humor. If you are a serious person, or you never like to communicate with others by humorous chatting, then I advise you not to learn humorous chatting, because you are too deliberate and pretentious. Humorous chatting is a natural thing. If your humor is something you deliberately do, then not only you are uncomfortable, but even others will be uncomfortable. So if you want to learn humor therapy, you should exercise your humor and make yourself cheerful and sunny. A timely joke. The author has a close friend. When we chat together on the Internet, no matter what problems arise, or which two people in the group have any contradictions, as long as he appears, he will definitely tell some jokes. Usually his jokes seem to be contradictions between two people, but when you finish, you will find that the donkey's lips are not right for the horse's mouth. But it is these timely jokes that make one person feel relaxed. Learn to be generous. When communicating with others, you will meet all kinds of people. Some people like to play jokes on hurting others, but they are really just jokes. If you are serious at this time, you will not learn to chat humorously, and you may even get angry with others. Therefore, in the face of some jokes of others, as long as they are not malicious and obvious, then you must learn to be generous. Stay optimistic. This is the most basic requirement for learning humorous chat. If you don't have an optimistic mood, how can you communicate with people humorously? Humor and natural expression, not overly artificial performance. Keep your mood and make your language sunny and optimistic. Only in this way can others feel the humor between your lines. Don't care too much. If you want to learn to chat humorously, the first thing is not to be too picky or too sensitive. Sometimes when we chat in some circle of friends, we will see such people. When someone says a word, they immediately start to care, thinking that the other person is talking nonsense or something. Talking like this will kill the sky. If you want to learn to chat humorously, remember, don't be too haggle over every ounce. Chatting with the old woman about humorous topics and joking occasionally. Dating is an easy thing. Don't be too serious and formal. When you don't talk much for a long time and look dull, you might as well talk about your embarrassing things. Imagine what happened when you were a child, traveling, or working. Maybe you have a steady stream of ideas to make girls laugh. Everyone likes a relaxed and happy atmosphere. Telling their funny and ugly stories will be neither embarrassing nor frivolous, and the two will get close at once. A more emotional topic. Girls are different from boys. Boys are rational-oriented, while girls are emotional-oriented. When chatting with girls, talk about some highly "emotional" topics, which can be sad, inspirational and happy stories, and impress them with these emotions. Interesting story. First of all, what I want to say about your question is that you must read more books in peacetime, so that you can accumulate some knowledge. There is a subconscious in your mind that will tell you when to chat and when to chat, so that you will know how to say something interesting when you talk more, which will make chatting more interesting. Then at this time, the old woman's mood of chatting with you will naturally get better, so reading is a key point, and girls actually like reading. You should find out what kind of books girls like to read through various methods. After that, you should see something similar. After reading it, you will naturally have a day to chat with girls, so it will be very simple and easy to chat with girls at this time, and chatting with her can also become very close, because after all, you have the same hobbies, which can slowly draw closer the relationship between you. Talk to yourself. And if you don't like reading, then you can tell some interesting stories you have experienced before, so chatting with girls will let them gradually understand what kind of person you are. Through this understanding, she will gradually like to contact you, and in the process of contacting you, she will also talk about her affairs, so at this time, you and the old woman have gradually become familiar, so the purpose of understanding between you two has been achieved, so trust is the way to exchange information, and the relationship between you will gradually get closer and closer. Humorous topics to talk with my wife: 3 1. I think the best accident in the world is meeting you. Since I met you, I have been celebrating Valentine's Day every day, not because I am single all my life without you. But because without you, I never want to take off my bill again. 4, what I want is not difficult to get, at least I have time and you are around. As for me, I want to be drunk in your arms, not because wine can intoxicate people. 6. The most selfish and romantic words in the world are: You are mine. 7. I want to tell you a very long story. I'll make a long story short. I miss you. 8. Thank you for your smile, which puzzled my youth. 9. Do you know what I like best? In fact, the first word of this sentence is. 10, I didn't know what love was before, but when I met you, I understood. 1 1, I don't want to bully anyone myself, let alone others. 12, when I see you smiling, I think I am the happiest person in the world. 13, your name is only two words. Although it can't be a sentence, it can fill my whole heart. 14, leave me alone. If you bother me again, you will marry me. 15, when I have you, you are my world. When I don't have you, my world is you. 16, you are still young, and I really can't bear to let you stay with me. 17, if you like it, I will always like you. If you don't, I will have a crush on you. what do you think? 18, let our revolutionary friendship go further. 19, life without you seems meaningless. A pack of cigarettes and a glass of wine, like a walking corpse, continue to live. 20. After meeting you, I found that I can pay so willingly. 2 1, whether you care about me or not, I still care about you. 22. We will spend the afterlife together. If you don't come to me, I'll never get old. 23. If you are afraid, then I am also afraid. I never mentioned anything about me. Honestly, I'm afraid of all of you. 24. I didn't accompany you for the first half of my life, so let me accompany you for the second half. 25. I have no other thoughts, just want to be so silly and always like you. 26. My world can't live without you. I don't care what will happen in the future. 27. I don't like this world, but I like you. The world with you is what I like. 28. I have nothing to do. I just want to hear your voice. Hand in hand with me, even if you walk with your eyes closed, you won't get lost in the dark. 30, in fact, I am a playboy, and I like you who is different every day. 3 1, you are my present and will be my future. 32. As I said before, my loneliest time is when you are not with me. I suddenly smiled foolishly because I thought of you. Love letters may be plagiarized, but my love for you is true. 35. There is only one you in this world. How can I not cherish you? 36. My style is brave, far-sighted and pragmatic. My taste is excellent, but I am diligent and introspective. Although I have many shortcomings, I hope everyone will be honest! 37, you roll for me, keep rolling ... 38, you must be a bouncing person. 39. I will take my sunshine road and you will cross your Naihe Bridge. 40. The biggest sorrow in life is that youth is not there, but acne is still there.