The script takes about 10 minutes, and about 10 people will participate in the plot, making jokes, spoofing or reversing.

Character: A middle-aged woman (female), A, B, C and D students (male).

Woman: (carrying a bag, getting on the bus) The child is in the third grade this year, and the study pressure is like a mountain. Can't get grades up. Find a tutor to relieve my worries.

[A, holding a small cardboard that says "Tutor of Northland University"

W: Which school are you from? Kid.

A: Northland University, or Peking University for short.

Woman: high flyers in colleges and universities must be very capable! Our children study hard, but they just can't get on. Tell me, what can I do?

Don't worry, auntie. ...

Woman: What's your name with me? (Hurriedly interrupting)

Do you mind if I call you aunt? I think you are too young to call you grandma. Please look at you in this dress like a man in his sixties!

Woman: Good! All right! I don't care what your name is. Tell me first, how do you manage our children?

Well, you must study hard. The ancients hung the beam and stabbed the stocks, and finally achieved great things. ...

Woman: Hey, hey, that's the ceiling of our house. Where can I find the light beam?

That's easy. Find some wood, build a shelf, put it in front of the desk, tie a chain on it, hang a charcoal fire basin, burn a soldering iron in the basin and burn it to (child …).

Woman: Stop, are you a tutor? That's torture for * * *!

A: (Sorry) It's wrong to hit a child. You have to make the child suffer! You turn off the desk lamp first, and turn off the * * * light. ...

Woman: Hey, hey, the lights are off. How do the children study at night?

A: What's the difficulty? ! Catch dozens of fireflies, put them in plastic and hang them on the desk!

W: Where can I find so many fireflies?

A: You, isn't it enough for that child to catch fireflies for one day and learn at night?

W: Why don't you study during the day?

A: Well, ... I didn't expect this ... How?

W: I don't appreciate your teaching methods. You've won!

Don't forget, grandpa. Do you want a tutor?

[A runs down and the woman walks back and forth]

Woman: Such people are completely fascists and should never be used.

[b, carrying a schoolbag, holding a big cardboard, which reads:' Peking University Tutor']

B: (Bowing deeply to the lady first) Hello, auntie!

Woman: The child is very polite. Which school are you from?

B: Aunt, look: Northern University, or Peking University for short.

Woman: high flyers in colleges and universities must be very capable! Our children! I study hard, but my grades just can't get up. what can I do?

Excuse me, your child, who is he ... who is he?

Woman: You ask, who do you think we are in Xiu Xiu?

B: Xiu Xiu! Xiu ... Xiu ... (voice trembling)

[B turns his back to the woman and faces the audience, smiling, shaking his hair, rubbing his hands with his clothes, finding a roller brush from his schoolbag and brushing the dust on his clothes]

W: What's the matter?

B: (Looking back) Where did you go to high school in Xiu Xiu?

Woman: I'm just in grade two.

B: (disappointed) (happy) The next day was fine!

W: What do you mean, the next day will be fine? !

I mean the next day. I'm only fourteen or fifteen years old. That was when I was young. This is called learning, the seed of love. (Laughter) The poor grades of girls are related to the psychology of adolescent children. Girls should not be too closed, they should be cheerful and enthusiastic, and there is nothing wrong with interacting with boys. When this hazy feeling germinates from the child's heart, we must put it on the right track and let it develop healthily. I want to guide our sister Xiu Xiu. ...

Woman: Come on, we are boys from Xiu Xiu!

B: Boys! How did the boy get such a name? !

Woman: What's the name of our child? Do you care?

[The woman turns and walks, and the man catches up and stops]

B: Hey hey aunt, I can teach boys, I can teach boys!

[Both return to the center of the stage]

B: Excuse me, Xiu Xiu, your boy, does he always approach girls?

W: A little.

B: Are there any signs of puppy love?

Woman: I didn't see it.

Are you always ecstatic at the sight of girls?

Woman: Yes, that's right. I also shook my hair, adjusted my clothes and wiped them back and forth with a small brush.

B: Yes, do you think such children can learn well? (Angry) The poor grades of boys are related to the psychology of adolescent children. (serious) boys, don't be too open-minded, be deep and steady. Contact with girls can only affect learning. What are the benefits? When this hazy feeling germinates from the child's heart, we should stifle it in its infancy and never let it drift with the tide.

W: I heard that when this hazy feeling germinates from the bottom of my heart, we should put it on the right track and develop healthily. (staring at b)

B: I dare kick anyone who says that in the face! What's up, auntie? Let me have a try.

W: I want to be a tutor in our family-I don't take the microphone when I call.

What do you mean?

Woman: Hands-free!

B: Hey, I haven't left yet! [B shakes his head and puts it down]

Woman: Isn't that the kind of person who is invited to be a tutor? !

[C, wearing a coat, sunglasses and a toothpick] (on)

C: (singing) This is the best beer, cigar ... (Find the head nurse) Yo, you can grab one, (spit out a toothpick, take off your glasses, put it in your pocket, stroke your sleeve)

Woman: (holding the bag in both hands, retreating) You, what do you want?

C: (Pulls out a bigger cardboard from the back and says "Northern Xinjiang University, Family Education") What are you doing? Watch this. (Open the cardboard)

Woman: (taking a breath) Oh, I'm looking for a tutor. Why do I look like a robber? Which school are you from?

C: Isn't it written? ! Beijiang University, referred to as Peking University.

Female: A talented person in a higher education institution must have a high ability. Our children study hard, but their grades just can't get up. what do you think? (sadness, sigh).

Don't worry, sister.

Woman: First I called my aunt, then my aunt, and now my sister. The more I live, the younger I am. (for the audience)

C: study, you can't bury yourself in study. If we want to talk about methods and efficiency, we must get rid of ideological burdens.

W: Well, that makes sense. Hey (↑), by the way, we are from Xiu Xiu, girls, senior three. She is not used to associating with boys. Can you teach her?

C: It doesn't matter whether it's boys or girls. (Facing the audience) I dare not be a teacher-student relationship. Let's call it brother and sister. If she is really not used to male tutoring, I'm sorry. Go find a female college student.

[C turns away and his parents threaten him]

Woman: Stop and come with me!

What are you doing?

Woman: Come to our house to give a lecture.

C: Thank you! I will try my best!

[When the phone rings, C takes out his cell phone from his coat pocket]

C: (Yes, female) Just a moment. (Walking away a few steps, facing the audience) Hello. Oh, honey! What's the matter? Go to the movies with you? Right away? No, I have something to do now. ...

Woman: Are you going or not?

C: (turns to parents, but the phone is still in the ear) Wait a minute, sister.

[C turns to the audience, only to find that "Sister" was heard by Mi Er]

What, who do you call sister? Of course I told you, didn't I? I dare not be a teacher-student relationship. Let's call it brother and sister.

Woman: Are you still going?

[C turns around, takes off the phone, puts his hand on the microphone and says to his parents]

C: Forget it, I won't go.

Woman: Who are you? This is!

[When the parents are angry, C turns to point to the parents' back and shouts, but the phone is still in the ear, and the phone is not turned off]

Captain: Who are you? I said I'm not going! Find whoever you like! Without you, the butcher, we wouldn't be able to eat pigs with fur!

[Then turn around and talk to Michelle, with the microphone stuck to her ear]

Hey, (Rou), ... No! Honey. I'm not talking about you! Honey. Honey. ..... (the other party has hung up)

C: Hi! I can't find a tutor, my girlfriend is yellow!

[C runs down angrily] [Parents nag] [The street is too tight to be empty]

W: It's too difficult to find a tutor here.

[Ding holds a big sign and writes "Tutor of Northern University"] (on)

D: You are confused. You can't catch it. You are struggling. You are sweating. Come to me. All the problems will be solved.

W: What do you do?

D: (Pulling out the sign from the back and gesturing to the audience) A tutor.

W: The brand is very cautious. Which school are you from?

D: (laughs) You have no experience at first glance. Your parents all ask: which school are you from?

Answer: Beijing University, or Peking University for short. (to everyone) You said again that talented students in institutions of higher learning must have high ability! What are you talking about? My children study hard, but they just can't get on. What can we do? (to parents) Can the tutor be found in this way? Can you spend less?

W: Well, what do you think?

D: You have to ask: How old are you? How old did you go to school? Have you ever been to kindergarten? Did you go to the nursery? How many years has this group been in existence? How many applications have you written for joining the Party?

Woman: I'm not from the archives. Why should I check other people's files?

D: Of course, especially the ideological style. You have to ask, how late will you be back?

W: OK, OK, you say what you can teach first.

D: I can teach anything! Give me the baby. He is a pig. I can teach him to be a monkey.

W: We children are always late for class.

D: I'll take him.

W: We children don't pay attention in class.

I'll help him listen.

Woman: We children will never finish our homework.

D: I'll do it for him.

Woman: Our children, there is little hope for the senior high school entrance examination (shaking their heads).

D: I'll take the exam for him.

W: I see. Your idea of being a tutor is-just stick the New Year pictures in the middle.

What do you mean?

Woman: Not at all. Goodbye, yours. (Turn around and walk)

D: Hey, it doesn't matter if you don't want me. There's a buddy waiting for a long time over there. Hey, come on, there's a tutor here!

[A runs up and attacks the parents with Ding, chasing after them]

A/D: Auntie/Auntie, are you looking for a tutor?

Note: A and C play alone, and B and D play alone. You need to change clothes for the second time. It is suggested that A wear a jacket, B wear a suit, C wear a cloak and D wear a Chinese tunic suit. So as to distinguish roles.

Personality analysis: A: Scholar style, strict. B: a gentleman is cunning. C: big money, rough. A learned man is arrogant. Parents: talkative and fluent.

Funny sketch-cheating

People: student A, student B, invigilator.

(In front of the classroom)

(Party A and Party B talk while walking. Party B is carrying a schoolbag, while Party A is empty-handed, with only a pen in his coat pocket. )

B (angrily): ... I heard that this invigilator is one of the four famous arrests in our hospital. what can I do?

Don't worry, man. I have an idea.

What's your clever plan?

A (triumphantly reaching for the phone): Use this! This is the Nokia mobile phone that my father bought for me yesterday. Fully functional! I have a buddy in the Information College. The first two classes have just finished taking the computer exam, and the papers are the same as ours. This time I took the multiple-choice test of 100. I've already told him three short messages and it's done.

B (disappointed): Did you get an answer to the text message? What's the big deal? Although your mobile phone is set to vibrate, it is easy to be found by the teacher, who is very sensitive to these things.

A: No, it isn't. I just don't adjust the vibration, so I just let it text. (Text message "beep", see a) Ha, my buddy has gone back to the dormitory now, and he is going to look through the books to find the answer.

Really? ! Wouldn't it be more blatant to let the phone ring?

A: You don't understand this. This is called rebirth after death. Mountain people have their own coup, just wait for the answer to come automatically.

(The bell rings, B is anxious, A leisurely walks to his seat and sits down. )

Are you still sitting in the front row?

A: It is called the most dangerous place and the safest place. You don't understand.

(The teacher is holding a stack of test papers)

Teacher (clearing his throat): Students, today's computer basic exam will be invigilated by me. I hope everyone will cooperate. Two test papers and an answer sheet. The topic1* * is 100, all of which are multiple-choice questions. Please check it. Write down the professional name and student number after writing. (After handing out the paper, I go to the front) Although it is a cliche, I would like to emphasize the discipline in the examination room here. Don't do what you know you can't do. I have been a teacher for so many years, and there are countless students invigilating. I know exactly what tricks those restless students have. If I find out who did the trick, the consequences will be clear to me. That's all I said. (looking at his watch) OK, now let's start answering questions. The time is two hours.

Everyone bowed their heads and began to answer questions. B scratched his head by the question, and A dragged his cheeks to sleep)

(Suddenly there is music)

Teacher (serious): Which classmate brought his mobile phone into the examination room? ! Hand over your mobile phone or turn it off! ..... Oh, it's mine. My carelessness affected my classmates. Sorry (turn off the phone quickly)

(The teacher continues to patrol and shows the sign "Fifteen minutes later")

("Tick-tock" SMS)

Teacher: Who? ! (detect forward)

A (hands up): Me, teacher. I'm terribly sorry, my watch is broken. In order to control the time, I brought an alarm clock, which may not be turned off properly. (takes out a huge alarm clock from the table)

Teacher (cold sweat): So big? ! All right, all right, turn it off.

A: OK. (Sitting down and snickering at B)

(After the teacher's patrol, A openly took out his mobile phone and copied the answer. B probe copy)

(When the teacher turns around, Party A and Party B immediately resume the problem-solving state, and the teacher continues to copy. )

(The teacher shows the sign "Half an hour later")

(The beep rang again, and the teacher rushed forward)

A (stands up): Sorry, sir. I think there may be something wrong with my alarm clock.

Teacher: How did this happen?

Well, to reassure you, I'll take the battery off. (Take out the battery and throw it away)

(The teacher nods and continues to patrol. Party A and Party B copied the answers. )

(The teacher shows the sign "One hour later")

(The "beep" sounds again)

Teacher (angrily facing Jia): What do you think is going on? ! Does the alarm clock ring when the battery is removed? !

A (excitedly): Stop it, teacher. I'm tired of it, too (Handing the alarm clock) It's amazing. It will ring when there is no electricity. Just take my broken alarm clock and let everyone rest assured. I am deeply sorry for disturbing the order of the examination room.

Teacher (accepting the alarm clock): OK. Don't worry. Do the problem well. (Turn around and walk)

(A signals victory to B, and both of them copy the answers)

(When the teacher showed "one and a half hours later", Party A and Party B dropped their pens and breathed a sigh of relief. Party B made an OK gesture to Party A ... They smiled at each other.)

A (I just stood up and handed in my papers, and suddenly my cell phone rang again): No way. ! (at a loss)

Teacher (angry): This classmate, I always think you have a problem. Now you have nothing to say? !

A) Suddenly standing fast, my cell phone dropped. Look down): fortunately, my Nokia mobile phone is resistant to falling!

(A leaned down to answer the phone, and the teacher answered faster than A)

Teacher: Tell your parents to come to school tomorrow and get their mobile phones back! !

(a) Scratching her hair with her head desperately! )

Finally, the teacher said with A and B: You can't cheat in the exam. You should study hard and get good grades in the exam! !