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A collection of the shortest short novels in the world

1. The most exciting realistic novel in China in recent years, the full text is eight words: This place has a lot of money and stupid people, come quickly!

It is said that this is a short postscript on the remittance slip from a rental house in Baoshishan, Hangzhou. It was scrawled by the masseuse when she was remitting money to her sister in her hometown. It has made countless professional writers ashamed!

2. A short story competition stipulated that the works should involve politics, religion, sex and suspense.

The novel that won the gold medal was this: God, the queen is pregnant, who did it?

3. The shortest science fiction novel in the world: The last man on earth was sitting at home, and suddenly there was a knock on the door.

4. The shortest horror novel in the world: I woke up with my own body lying next to me.

5. The shortest gangster novel in the world: Put on a vest and don’t be recognized.

6. The shortest fairy tale in the world: The toad married a swan!

7. The shortest fable in the world: The ant is exhausted, but the queen is still so fat.

8. Love violence novel: Title "Don't pester me every day to make me responsible for giving birth to a child and then getting married so that you can become a woman like your mother." Text: "Pa."

9. The shortest love philosophy novel

"You should marry me?" "No." So they continued to live happily together.

10. The shortest ancient novel

The full text of "The Falling Thief" by Tao Yuanming of the Jin Dynasty is as follows: Cai Yi has courage and a voice like thunder. It happened that two thieves broke into the house, and when they came to the bed, they both died.

11. The shortest foreign novel

The British "Daily Mirror" held a "three-character novel" essay competition, and the first place was "God is dying" (神 is dying) dying). The author Liwufu's Luton has a melancholy theme and expresses various worries about the world.

12. The shortest science fiction novel

The full text of "Knock on the Door" by Frederick Brown of the United States is as follows: The last man on earth was sitting in the room when he I heard a knock on the door...

13. The shortest inspirational novel

That lame dog finally became the president of the United States!

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14. The shortest mystery novels

If he is dead, he must have lived.

15. The shortest absurd novel

There was a loaf of bread walking on the street. It felt that it was very hungry, so it ate itself.

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16. The shortest realistic novel

The full text is eight words: Many people with money here are stupid Come quickly. (It is said to be a short postscript on the remittance slip sent from a rental house in Baoshishan, Hangzhou. It was scrawled by the masseuse when she was remitting money to her sister in her hometown. It has made countless professional writers ashamed!)

17. The shortest humorous novel

The title of the novel is "Night" and the text of the novel is "Male: Does it hurt? Female: Yes! Male: Forget it? Female: No!"

18. The shortest romantic novel

The child was born on the day he died.

19. The shortest martial arts novel

The master was smashed to death by tofu.

20. The shortest suspense novel

Life, death, life.

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21. The shortest documentary novels

The name of the novel is "The Difference Between Jumping from a Building"

The difference between falling from the 20th floor and the 2nd floor:

20th floor: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Snap!

Floor 2: Bang! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

22. The shortest animal novel

The toad married a swan!

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23. The shortest poems

There is a poem "Life" by Beidao, which is worthy of Called the shortest poem in the world, the content of the poem has only one word: net.

24. The shortest fable

The shortest fable in the world: The ant is exhausted, but the queen is still so fat.

25. Novel about traffic jam

There is a novel called "Traffic Jam" like this: Car after car...

26. The shortest suspense novel

A short story competition stipulated that the works should involve politics, religion, sex and suspense. The novel that ended up winning the Gold Medal was this: God, the Queen is pregnant, who did it?

The 20 shortest novels in the world, I was convinced after reading them

27. Hemingway’s shortest novel

Among the novels written by Ernest Hemingway Only 6 words: "For sale: baby shoes, never worn." (For sale: baby shoes, never worn.)

28. The shortest and soul-stirring romance novel

Margaret A The romance novel written by Twowood also only has 6 words, but it is soul-stirring and has thousands of twists and turns: "Longed for him. Got him. Shit." (Longed for him. Got him. Shit.)