How can a girl reply humorously when she doesn't answer the phone?

You can reply to the girl: Dear friend, every time you call me by voice, I will answer it quickly and talk to you. Every time you are sad, I will comfort you patiently and take care of you carefully. I miss you this time. Make a voice call. I have a particularly difficult thing to do. I want you to help me choose, but you don't answer my phone, which makes me feel really difficult.