Do you have any funny jokes?

1. There are 23 pairs of human chromosomes. One day, the old man who taught biology asked slowly: "How many pairs of chromosomes are there, classmates?" A guy in the corner loudly replied: "64 pairs!" The old man nodded calmly and seriously: "Well, tell me now, "What is the purpose of your coming to Earth?"?

2. There was a family who went to see a play. They bought tickets for the upstairs, but the little boy always leaned on the railing and looked down, only listening to The staff came over and said: "You should watch the child carefully and don't let him fall. There is a VIP seat downstairs. If he falls, he will have to pay for it..."

3. The young soldier received a letter from his hometown. When he opened the envelope, he took out a piece of white paper. "What's going on?" asked the friend. "The thing is like this," the soldier said, "when I left my hometown, I had a fight with my fiancée. From then on, we never talked to each other."

4. The old lady watched After finishing the 100-meter race in the Olympic Games, I exclaimed: "It's really scary! Several coal diggers knelt in a row, and a gunman wanted to shoot them, but he opened fire without aiming. The children were so scared that they ran away! Even the rope couldn't stop them. "Stay!"

5. Two drunkards drove wildly in a car. A: "Be careful! There is a sharp turn ahead." B: "What? Aren't you driving?"

6. When a gecko accidentally entered the crocodile pond and died, the gecko wised up and hugged it The crocodile shouted: "Mom!" The crocodile was stunned, and immediately burst into tears: "My child, you are so thin, don't go to work anymore! Take a rest during the holiday."

7. The man chased the bus I didn't catch up until I got home. When I came back, I told my wife that I had missed the bus, but it was good that I had exercised and earned 1 yuan. My wife was angry at that time and said, you are stupid, you have to chase the taxi, at least make a start. price.

8. As soon as he retires, he teaches parrots to talk when he has nothing to do. He must teach parrots to speak every morning: "Good morning!" What a pity! Several months later, the parrot still didn't speak. One day, the old man was in a bad mood and refused to teach him. Just listen to the parrot shouting: "Old man, you are awesome today! You don't even ask for help!"

9. I was cooking porridge in the dormitory last night with a rice cooker, and suddenly my roommate rushed into the dormitory and said: "No, the leader of the hospital is leading a team to check the illegal electrical appliances in the dormitory. They are already next door. What should I do with the pot?" In desperation, I hid the pot under the quilt. After the teacher came, he said: "Well, I still trust Xiaolei (himself), so I won't look at your cabinet." I secretly felt lucky, but the teacher continued: "I just want to see if you use electric heating." A blanket will do." I got written off.

10. A man knocked unconscious an unknown old man while riding a motorcycle in the downtown area! The man was so frightened that he didn’t know what to do! There are more and more onlookers! Suddenly, the man hugged the old man and shouted with tears in his eyes: "Dad, wait for me, I will find a doctor for you right now!" After that, he ran away. The old man struggled and shouted angrily: "Come back to me!" Everyone sighed: "This son is really filial!"

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