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Wit love. Who didn't get the message?

Say anything, TA will be soft-hearted

Domineering type

I want to apologize, please kneel down and listen.

I want to coax you, I hope you will give me some face.

Now I'm angry. I will apologize to you later.

I owe you five dollars, and you pay me back ten dollars. I apologize.

Sweet mouth type

It's just as charming as when you're angry. How can you kill me? I am the one who will wipe your saliva when I am old. You can argue. I listen, but it doesn't affect my love for you.

Honey, stop it. If you get angry again, I'll kiss you.

Joker

Crispy rice crust, dough and mud are good friends. One day, Mud asked the rice crust, "What shall we do?" The rice crust said, "Let's meet."

Vegetables are fighting for thinness. Eggplant saw cucumber and found that its waist was very thin, so eggplant kept muttering: it is not as thin as melon.

Wit type

Although I was wrong, it was your fault to see that you didn't give me the cold shoulder.

My mouth is used to kiss you, not to quarrel with you.

It's all because of that damn temper I will definitely scold it to ease your anger.

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(bad tone) well, I'm nothing, and I always make you angry. If the man says "nothing, I'm not angry" (actually depressed), the host can add a reversal: only the boyfriend's choice is the best.

Coward} still want to coax? Why not go to heaven and stand side by side with the sun?