The funniest joke?

A man and woman went skiing in the snowy mountains and encountered an avalanche. The two were buried in a snow cave. When the woman woke up, the man said: My dear, now there is good news and bad news. You Which one do you listen to? The woman said she heard bad news. The man said: Honey, we only have one box of chocolates left. The woman asked what about the good news? The man said: Dear, the heavy snow has blocked our only small hole. The woman said how could this be good news? The man smiled and said that this way we can have a world for two. The woman smiled, and then she said: Dear, why can’t I feel any feeling in my legs? The man moved and said: What about this? The woman said, no. The man asked again: What about this? The woman still said, no. The man asked nervously: "What about this?" The woman still said, no. The man smiled and said: It's okay, my dear, your leg is resting and sleeping. It will be fine in a while. You should also sleep for a while. The woman fell asleep deeply in the man's arms. When the woman woke up again, the man said, "Honey, open your mouth." The woman opened her mouth slightly, and then a kind of heat flowed into her mouth. The man said that I melted the chocolate and fed it to you. The woman felt so happy. She had no sense of taste, but she still felt that her stomach was warm. It tastes sweet in your mouth. The woman asked have you eaten chocolate? The man said, I ate it. I melted the chocolate so that I could eat a small part. Do you want to take this small part away too? The woman smiled. The man said, dear, let’s get married after we go out. I will definitely love you well and give you the greatest happiness. The woman smiled and nodded. She felt very happy. She was grateful for the avalanche. The man said again: My dear, do you still want to sleep? Go to sleep for a while. The woman fell asleep again. When she woke up again, the man was looking at her and smiling slightly. The two of them looked at each other like this. After a few days like this, the woman was shaken awake by the man and heard him say: Dear, you heard the sound of an airplane, we are saved. The woman was very happy and said: Thank you for always being by my side and taking care of me, but the man lowered his head and said: My dear, you can't go out, because I only told them that I am alone, without you. The woman was stunned and asked: Why? The man said: Actually, you don’t need to thank me, because I can only live if you live. I give you chocolate in the hope that you can live, so that you have some calories, so that I can have food, so that I can survive. So I won't let you die. Immediately afterwards, the man took out a mountaineering knife and stabbed it into the woman's body, then pulled it horizontally, and the woman lay on the ground. The man said to her: My dear, I'm sorry. If there is an afterlife, I will definitely marry you, I will love you well, pamper you well and give you happiness. The man ran out, and the woman struggled to sit up and pulled away the blanket that had been covering her body. What she saw were two white leg bones. It turns out that love is just a cold joke