How to express love to girls through SMS, specifically ... quantity. ...

I think these are very interesting and send them to everyone for entertainment. Lz, see if there is anything you want.

1.

Call before going to bed.

He: I can't sleep.

Me: What are you thinking?

He: Because you are not mine.

Me: Then you can sleep in peace now. ...

2.

One Friday morning, I just woke up and was lying in bed texting and chatting. Suddenly I said "Be my girlfriend"! Stupid ... this time.

A sentence popped up in my mind: I haven't brushed my teeth yet! Then talk about now, three years ~

3.

He was drunk, so I dragged him into a taxi and asked him where his home was. He pretended to be drunk and kept quiet, so I had to drag him to my house and throw him on the bed.

I lay on the sofa and watched TV all night. At dawn, I ran into the room and saw him in the same posture as last night. I guess he was really drunk. I decided not to be wronged.

Myself, why do girls sleep on the sofa? I climbed into bed and slept in the open space next to him for a while. But my ears heard him thunder across the mattress.

Heartbeat, this boy is pretending to sleep!

4.

Middle school classmate, he is the monitor. When he gave a farewell dinner, he said a bunch of polite nonsense with a microphone and then pulled his left hand conveniently.

Grab me and say "be my girlfriend" in front of teachers and classmates. I was ashamed, and I really didn't hate him, so I agreed.

It took several days for this fellow to tell me that he pulled the wrong person and wanted to pull another MM (he and I are good friends), but it would be for me.

Responsible. Heaven and earth conscience, nothing happened with him at that time. I have been married for three months.

5.

How many times a year: Will you let me take care of you? When I asked about the fifth year, I was fed up. I'll text back: OK. He immediately told the world,

I informed almost all my old classmates.

As a result, I received countless mocking text messages in the middle of the night: how dare two older youths show off when they are playing their first love!

6.

I have always been a good friend. One year, I was very scared in the face of the work crisis, so I sent him a short message to complain, and finally asked, if I don't have a job,

Ok, can I have dinner with you? I didn't expect him to call immediately: How about porridge? I said, okay. then ...

Married for n years now.

7.

Two people get carried away playing games, double play, thunder and lightning, using the computer.

I played standing, and I was very involved. Maybe I'm tired from sitting for a long time.

"You are not tired standing, but sitting and playing."

So, I was pulled to a leg.

8.

What impressed me most was that I caught a cold. He took me to a spinning windmill. The speed of the windmill was not fast, but when I reached the highest point,

He leaned over to me and said, "Can you pass me the cold?"

I was staying when he kissed me. ...

9.

I haven't seen my junior high school classmates for a long time after graduation, and then I left QQ at a class reunion and chatted online.

He: Why don't you find a boyfriend?

Me: ...

He: What kind of boy do you like?

Me: As long as I like it. He: Do you like me?

Me: pleasing to the eye (of course, just simply answering his pleasing questions, not as profound as I thought)

He: Then be my girlfriend!

Me: ...

He: I will come to your house in half an hour, and you will come out.

Half an hour later, he really appeared downstairs in my house. As soon as he saw it, he was hugged, pressed against the wall and kissed. I was completely deceived at that time, so just stare at him ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

10.

We used to work together. There was a party at work and I was in a bad mood at that time. I drank a lot and got drunk. He lives near me.

On my way back, I said to him, "I will never refuse a blind date again." I am so tired, I just want to get married. " Then he said, "Can you think about me first?" ? I said yes at once! Then he took me home and said at the door that you are drunk now, and you will answer me when you wake up. The next day, he sent a short message in the office upstairs: "What do you think of what I said yesterday? I am serious. Forget it if you don't agree. " Then I replied, "Good!" We started, and then I became his wife!

1 1.

M: I want to find a wife who loves me and a lover I love. Would you like to take a part-time job?

Female: (shy)

M: If you don't talk, you can use body language. Nodding indicates agreement, shaking your head indicates no objection, and neither nodding nor shaking your head is the default.

Female: # $% ................... * (leng, then go)

M: Default?

W: How do I know someone like you? (crazy, finally agreed)

(Hehe ~ See the sweetness, eh ...)

12.

Say one: bf and I were classmates in high school, but we never knew each other ... After graduation, we worked together by chance. One day, I had a sore throat and wanted to eat ice cream.

He: You can't eat cold food if you have a sore throat.

Me: Why bother me!

He: You have to talk to me. . .

Me: speechless. . .

On the way home, he talked about their first love ~ he was as miserable as a child. I coaxed him into persuading him, but there was nothing I could do.

Then I said, why don't I kiss you?

Then he kissed me (face). . .

Almost 3 years ~ well, just like a person ~

(Then you are also quite positive ~)

13.

My classmate chased the girl in their class, but the girl disagreed and said, "disappear in front of my eyes at once."

Then the man opened the window and jumped out. (second floor)

As a result, I broke my bone, stayed in the hospital for a month and came out.

(This is quite strong! ! ! )

14.

He and I were alumni of 12 years! I can't believe I don't know him. How interesting ...

Later, I met him in the high school alumni book. He has gone to graduate school. I am a junior. . .

Two people in their thirties have a feeling. I have an appointment to go home for a holiday and eat spicy and spicy mix together.

There are more than 600 pages of chat records in a month. . . They had a bad conversation. . .

One day, he sent a message and suddenly said you were K.O.

Since then, some people miss o(∩_∩)o ...

15.

He taught me advanced mathematics and told me to recite formulas. If my back is wrong, I will be punished, and then my first kiss will be taken away. ...

For the first time, I know that kissing involves sticking your tongue into someone's mouth. ...

(Simple baby ~ (* _ *) Hee hee ... but I'm still very happy! ! ! )

16.

She: Can you do me a favor?

He: What help?

She: Can you hold my hand for me?

He: Hmm.

done ...

(just one word ~ strong! ! ! )

17.

M: Do you know how painful it is for the person you like to stand in front of you without holding hands?

Woman: (Poor thing) .....

Then reach over. ......

After January ~

Man: Do you know how painful it is to hold the hand of the person you like without kissing her?

Woman: (It's really a little pathetic) ........

I was kissed.

Finally together

It's been two years now.

(yes! ! ! )

18.

After graduating from the college entrance examination, he treated me to a cold drink.

He: Is it cold?

Me: Cool!

He: Let me enlighten you!

It's been two and a half years since he forced me to kiss.

19.

He and his classmates for four years have always been close friends. Later on my birthday, he said he would give me a birthday present, so he kissed me! ! ! ! ! !

He also said that this is the way I used to celebrate my parents' birthdays! Dizzy! ! !

20.

At that time, when we were not together, when we walked together, I always met with shit. Just as I was about to step on it, he pulled it.

Pull me away. Hand in hand ~ now I meet him again, and he watches me step on it and laughs. ...

2 1.

Every time he goes out, he deliberately wears very little. Ningxia is so cold, and then she said, give me a warm hand! ! !

It's still like this now, I don't know what will happen in the future ~

22.

My boyfriend is a good student, and I am a poor student. We sit at the same table.

He: study hard! ! !

Me: Why?

He: I want to go to college with you ~

Me: Why?

He: I want to be with you ~

Me: Why?

He: I like you.

We have been together for five years, and we went to college in the same city.

23.

Invite him to go shopping together and walk side by side.

I said: I'm tired of carrying this bag ~ (in fact, there is only one bunch of keys in the bag)

He said, "What shall we do?"

I said, why don't you recite it?

He said: Ah! definitely not ...

Then I put the bag on his head without waiting for him to protest! (Hehe ~ ~ ~)

He is stupid. ...

I said, all right! Hehe ~ that's right!

Then I took his arm ~

He is stupid. ...

I said, that's more right! Haha ~

He was completely speechless ... (Hehe)

24.

Ha ha laugh .. my ~

I sent a message: Xiao sparerib is my girlfriend.

She froze for a long time and didn't answer.

I continue: say yes quickly, or I'll kill you!

She replied:-# OK.

25.

I guess that man always calls her wife.

At the nth time,

I answered him: Fuck you, don't be your wife, you fucking alien!

Two hours later, he asked me: Wife, what shall we eat today?

I fainted.

(haha ~)

26.

One Saturday night, I went out shopping with him for the first time, when I was an ordinary classmate.

He drank a glass of beer while eating. And then had to take me home.

When I got home downstairs, someone asked me at the door, "Can you consider being my girlfriend?" I said, "You're drunk."

27. He: Have you decided?

Me: I'll think about it. ...

He: Yes, if not, I'll think of another way. ...

Me: ... you don't have to think about it!

28.

She: You run so hard. Don't accept me as an apprentice!

He: You are so stupid. Forget it. Accepting you as a wife is almost enough ~

(running too much and playing too much-! )

29.

We went to high school together. After the college entrance examination, he drives to my house every day to find a boy to help him chase me.

At first there were three men in the car, me and another man's girlfriend.

At first we played together, but somehow, there were fewer and fewer people on the bus, and finally it was just him and me.

Later, in the square, he sat near me all the time, and then suddenly said to me, be my girlfriend!

I was silent, and he kissed me madly ... and it's been almost three years since I got well ~

30.

Texting until 2 am that day.

I said, I kind of like you.

She: ......

I said: forget it, I don't want an old lady who can stay up late than me. ..

She: Actually, I slept for three hours in the afternoon, so I don't take a nap at night. ..

I said, honey, let's have dinner together tomorrow morning.

She: Anything but soybean milk fritters will do. ....

Until now. ....

3 1.

Me: propose to me!

He: How can you not expect anything in return?

Me: Nothing, just ask me to promise!

He: All right! I promised you.

Me: ...

32.

In my sophomore year, a friend of mine took a fancy to a beautiful woman. I said I would help you, but then I fell in love with the person who helped me.

I went to see her again the night before study.

Me: I won't introduce you to friends.

She: Why?

Me: I want to keep it for myself.

She: ... let me think about school.

I left school at 9 o'clock, she said, please take me home.

It's been four and a half years now, and our university is only two stops away.

33.

My boyfriend and I live in the opposite window in college.

I read on the balcony, and he always looks at me from the opposite side.

One day, his roommate's bronze drum was so evil that he couldn't stand it and asked me for my phone number.

In the evening, he will call to make an appointment for dinner.

Asked me if I could be his girlfriend. I said, watch the performance!

I said to watch the sunrise the next day, and he was afraid that he would not get up and stay up all night!

After more than two years together, the relationship is still very good. Hoo hoo ~ ~

34.

Walking on the road, the two are not very close.

He: I want to do something, but I dare not.

Me: Why?

He gently grabbed my hand, and I froze for a minute.

He: So ... don't let go, ok?

I smiled and said, if I want to go to the bathroom, will you go in?

He held on tighter: of course, what are you afraid of ~ ~

35.

"punish you for being my girlfriend for one day."

"ah? Just one day ... "

"..."

"..."

36.

Man: Let's play 10,000 rounds. I say a word, you repeat the first word.

W: Good class.

Man: Who do you like?

Woman: You.

Man: OK, let's be together!

A clever trick! ! ! )

37.

Once I took my favorite girl to an amusement park.

Hehe ~ actually, I had a plan! Went to the haunted house ~ she screamed with fear!

She: I'm afraid.

Me: What should I do?

She: ...

Me: Be my girlfriend.

She: You? ...

Then I kissed her.

Me: Still afraid?

She: Not afraid. ...

When the results came out, I found tears in her eyes ~ ~ I don't know whether I was happy or afraid ~

38.

My wife is my deskmate in high school. At that time, we liked each other tacitly, but there was no incision.

One night after self-study, she was in great pain (got a point in chemistry), and I accompanied her to the playground. Turn around for a while

Just find a place to sit down and chat, chat, chat. ...

Wife: Cold.

Me: Huh? (past)

Wife: It's still cold.

Me: ... (Hug)

Wife: Do you know Liu Xiahui?

Me: That impotence?

Wife: Hmm ~ ~

Me: ... (Stay ...)

Wife: You are basically handed down from Liu Xiahui.

Me: Huh?

Wife: Real gold is not afraid of fire. Really stand the test ~ ~

Me: ... (I couldn't help it anymore, so I kissed it. It was a touching kiss ~ ~)

Wife "_ ~ ~

Now I'm a sophomore, together 1000 kilometers, very affectionate. Every time I mention it for the first time, I have to be talented.

My wife appreciates it ~ my classmates ~ do it when they should.

39.

Me: You call me like this every day, wasting my phone bill. I didn't know that China Mobile charges two-way. Be my girlfriend, or else

I won't answer your phone in the future!

She: ...

Me: I disagree. I hung up.

She: ...

Me: 1, 2, 3 ...

She: All right.

40.

She: What are you thinking in a daze?

Me: I wonder if you will refuse if I force you to lie with your girlfriend! ! !

She: It's hard to imagine! ! !

Me: (serious expression) If you fall in love with anyone except me! ! ! I'll kill someone! ! !

She: No! ! ! I am a good boy! ! !

This is my first love! ! !

4 1.

I helped her carry it home after she bought the vegetables that day, and it happened that my friend invited me to dinner (four people and two pairs).

I asked her to go with me, but she didn't agree, and she was depressed because she ate less.

She called me at night and I said I was unhappy. She asked why. After a pause, I asked her what we were, and she said.

Think about it and let me know.

A week later, she said to me, "think about it, suddenly it is very annoying."

I asked, "Between what?"

"Between being single and being in love,"

"So what?"

"So I decided to choose the second one."

"What's the second one?" (playing dumb+secretly pleased ing)

"... you are so stupid ...?"

It's done.

42.

Background: On Valentine's Day, she and I stayed at home because of illness, so we chatted on the phone.

Me: I have a cold. ...

I love love: I have a cold too. ...

Me: Then ... let me take care of you!

I love love: no ...

Me: (disappointed) Why! ! !

I love love: because I want to take care of you!

fall in love ...

43.

Me: classmate, what year is this year?

She: What year? What day do you want to ask? ... February 14.

Me: What year?

She:? In 2000. Do you have a problem?

Me: Oh, that's right. I came here as a time machine. This day next year is spent with me. You have it now.

I see, then you can start a girlfriend now.

She: ...

44.

In the middle of the night, the practice room. (That's weird)

Me: Of course it's cold in a ballet skirt. Let me give you the skirt.

She: What if it's cold? I don't know.

Me: Then let's do some activities. !

She: Let me teach you to dance! (Take my hand and put it on her waist, and put both hands around my neck)

Me: ... What is this ... this ... this dance called?

She (gently blowing my ear): warm dance. ...

45.

We were very good friends.

Go online together one day. Play hard band. I can't watch it anymore.

Let her sit on my lap.

She: Why do you smell like garlic?

Me: Why don't you help me neutralize it? This way, the taste will not be heavy.

Then kiss. That's no problem ... more than three years, it's a lifetime.

That was her first kiss.

Later, I felt sorry for her ... the first kiss was actually choked by garlic. ...

46.

My wife asked me why you kept calling me. ...

I said ... I take you as my wife. ...

Then she said, then I can only treat you as my husband.

47.

He: How come you never said you wanted to be my girlfriend?

Me: Because you never asked me!

He: Would you like to?

Me: hmm ~

He: I finally have a girlfriend!

48.

Me: Do you have a girlfriend?

He: no ~

Me: Then be my boyfriend ~

He: ok ~

Me: What's your name?

He: ...

Me: meet ~

He: Hello ~

...

49.

He: Be my girlfriend.

I (surprised that there is no response at all): I will send you to Huilongguan next time I see you.

He: Why?

Me: There is the sixth hospital there.

He: What's that?

Me: a mental hospital

He: ...

He: Then you should think about it first, or refuse.

Me: Say no first.

10 days later, he invited me to dinner but only invited me to eat Qingfeng buns.

He: You wouldn't agree to invite him either.

Me: Then treat me to a barbecue.

He: Then you promise first.

Me: You promised me that you were the most dishonest.

He quickly replied: OK ~ ~

50.

Time: I have just arrived in Canada for one month.

Venue: dormitory laundry room (the first floor where male and female students live in foreign universities)

He: Hi, hi, I'm Kevin. What's your name?

Me: Speak Chinese if you know Chinese. Don't talk nonsense

He: Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Laughing makes my hair stand on end.

He: We are having a party. Are you coming?

Me: Is there anything good to drink?

He dragged me straight to their dormitory.

His roommate asked him who I was.

He: My girlfriend.

Me: Huh?

Get drunk at night

At breakfast the next day.

He: Yes, how do you know me so well?

Me: ... you said it yourself yesterday (I guess everything at home was finished that night)

He: Huh? I don't even remember yesterday.

Me: ...

Go straight ahead.

He: Honey, I'm kidding. Don't go. ...

5 1.

I sent her a photo of a lovely puppy.

She: I like puppies very much. You can be my pet dog.

Me: I don't want it. I will be alone.

She: No, I'm here.

Me: Unless you are a puppy to accompany me.

She: You ... OK.

When I am happy. ...

52.

I'll call him. I like you. What should I do?

She: Uh ...

Me: If there is nothing to say, come home with me for the New Year this year, and our business is settled.

He was speechless and froze.

I'll take it as a default and hang up.

I have taken it home for the Spring Festival, hehe, my classmates know that I am too bh, a little girl in Northeast China.

53.

I remember that year, she was at a friend's house and called me.

She: Look at you being bullied by me all day, just like my little wife. Why don't you be my wife ~ (she is naughty and the teacher has fantastic ideas)

Me: Huh? Will you be my husband? I'm kidding. I'd better be my concubine. ...

She: No, you will be mine all your life! ! ! The protest is invalid!

54.

In the early autumn evening, two people were sitting on the stairs facing the playground listening to music.

He asked, "Are you cold?"

I said, "A little, let's go home ..."

Before I finished, he said, "Let me hug you."

Said the arm and rang.