I want to chase a girl who likes Jay Chou. What should I do?

Actually, this JAY has nothing to do with it. It's just her idol. She just likes idols, but she also knows that she can't be with idols. As long as you can make her feel that what you are doing has something to do with her idol, she will be very happy. You still have to chase girls step by step. What does everyone have in this era? Mobile phones! Therefore, the following method is very practical. People around me have used it, and the result is successful. You can learn from

Lesson 1:

Of course, you must know the girl's mobile phone number first.

secondly, you should be interested in her.

Send a short message: "I enjoyed chatting with you last time. Can I invite you out to chat again?"

note: if the girl agrees, the place she is looking for is a quiet bar, so don't go to the restaurant or D.

Lesson 2:

Don't forget to send a short message when you get home from the appointment: It was nice chatting with you and I look forward to seeing you again. Good night to you.

let her know that you are a sweet person.

The next day, you can send her a funny short message, such as:

1. The chimpanzee accidentally stepped on the stool pulled by the gibbon, and after the gibbon gently and carefully cleaned it, they fell in love. When someone asked how they got together, the chimpanzee said with emotion: ape dung! It's all ape shit!

2. I am a bean. I fell down and was very discouraged. What can make me stand up again? The answer is-you. There is such a thing called "pig encourages beans".

3. On the birthday of the giant panda, someone asked him what his wishes were. The giant panda said: I have two wishes in my life. One is to find a Chinese doctor to get rid of my dark circles, and the other is to take a color photo.

...

Let her know that you are a humorous person.

note: never send pornographic jokes.

Lesson 3:

When you get up in the morning, send her a short message:

Good morning! The early bird catches the worm. How many did it catch today?

I remember a MM answered me like this:

The early worm is eaten by birds, hehe, I am more like a worm.

answer: la la la. The late bird catches the worm. I eat, I eat, I eat. Wow, what a big beauty bug! Just right, full. Stay for lunch.

note: it's a beauty. Girls are more vain. Usually, you can send some short messages like this:

1. I saw you dressed very special and very cute today.

2. Seeing your beautiful dress today, my eyes will drop. ~! ~

……

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Don't be stingy with your beautiful description, be as beautiful as you want.

Lesson 4:

It's time for you to play tricks. In ancient times, Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty did everything possible to hurry to take R litchi to Chang 'an for Bo Guifei's smile. Now use your short message to please the girl you like.

1. Suggest playing tricks: If there is an afterlife, let's be little mice, love each other stupidly, live dully, snuggle up purely and be silly together. When the mountain is closed by snow and ice, we will nest in the warm haystack, and I will hug you and feed you rat poison.

2. It's also good to send an English short message: hi, what are you doing now, close your eyes, I will be here by your side, miss you day and night!

3. Warm greetings: Are you busy? Nothing, I just want to tell you that I am thinking of you in a way that doesn't bother you. I hope that when you receive my message, your mouth will be smiling and let your friends around you know that you are happy.

4. Make fun of it and deepen your impression: I said, "You are a pig." You said, "I am a pig." From then on, I called you "pig is strange", and finally one day you couldn't stand it and shouted at me in public: "I'm not a pig."

5. The implied trick is still effective: Listen, I want to chase you! I thought you were! It is you that I have been looking for! I will definitely take this opportunity! I must catch up with you! Dead fly, I'll shoot you to death! )

6. The advantage of texting is that you can say what you usually dare not say in person. Even if you are sour to death and vomit to death, girls like sweet words and care about others:

If one day you feel tired, just turn around and my blessing will be by your side, no matter how far away, no matter how many years, this blessing will turn into a blue star.

do you know what I'm doing? I'll give you five choices: A: I miss you, B: I miss you very much, C: I miss you very much, D: I can't do without you, E: All of the above.

Lesson 5:

This lesson is about the quantity and quality of texting:

1. Quantity is good, but not much. Girls shouldn't like boys who are full of mother-in-law. Are you tired of twittering around all the time (catching up is another matter)?

2. Don't always send short messages copied online. Use your own thinking. Since you like her, use your head and send text messages with your heart.

3, occasionally fishing for three days and drying the net for two days, so I indulge in catching. After repeated violent short message attacks, suddenly I didn't send a short message for a day or two. When your short message became a part of a girl's life, she would wonder why you didn't send me a short message today. When she sends you a text message, no matter what she says, you are already halfway to success.

4. After giving you enough SMS care, the first SMS a girl sends you is often complaining to you, such as "I'm bored to death" and "I'm about to collapse". Hey, hey, what are you waiting for? Girls are most likely to pursue success when they need help most. Encourage her quickly:

In fact, the sky is blue and the clouds will eventually disperse; In fact, the sea is not wide, and this shore is connected with the other shore; In fact, tears are sweet, when your heart wishes; Actually, I want you to be happy every day.

you should stick to the direction of progress. No matter what happens, I will be with you. I hope to see a strong me, and I hope to see a strong you! ! !

give her a call after the text message, which is a must.

lesson 6

care about the weather, care about mm. Send a weather forecast to your MM every day:

Tomorrow, the lowest temperature will be 1 degree, and the highest temperature will be 13 degrees. XX told me to tell you that caring about the weather means caring about you. Don't forget to add an extra dress. (XX, it's yourself)

Don't type the contents in brackets in the short message. Don't copy the short message mechanically on the Internet. Turn other people's things into your own. That's the highest realm!

if you have any other questions, please add me QQ642249 and I'll tell you.