What are some funny blessing text messages for Dragon Boat Festival?

1. Do you know what I want? Miss you! Do you know why I miss you? Because I like you! Do you know why I like you? Because you have flavor! Do you know why it smells like that? Because you are a rice dumpling. Wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

2. The Dragon Boat Festival is here and I decided to give you a horn. Don’t underestimate it! It can be equal to 10 points: 1 point longing, 1 point longing, 1 point concern, 1 point attachment, 1 point concern, 1 point love, 1 point tenderness, 1 point thoughtfulness, 1 point caring and 1 point pocket money.

3. What should you do if you are hungry during the Dragon Boat Festival? Have some hot pot shabu shabu! What to do if you are thirsty? Go to the beach! What to do if you have no money? Find a fool to cheat! What to do if you don’t have the guts? Practice with bin Laden! What if I miss you? Go to the pig pen to have a look

4. I will give you a rice dumpling. Content: 100 Pure Care; Ingredients: sweetness + joy + happiness + tolerance + loyalty = happiness; shelf life: a lifetime; preservation method: cherish.

There are many answers, and you can also forward other people’s blessings. ,,,