Joke Collection Website - Blessing messages - My brother and sister help me, and the more toasts, the better. I would like to thank my brothers and sisters.

My brother and sister help me, and the more toasts, the better. I would like to thank my brothers and sisters.

Excited and shaking, I poured a glass of wine for the leader, but the leader didn't drink it and thought I was ugly. -The lady made a toast to the leader.

2. The leader is above me. Say it several times. -Ladies clink glasses with leaders.

My heart is shaking and my hands are shaking. I want to give this man a glass of wine. This man is happy to drink. He won't go unless he drinks, that is, he won't go! -Women toast men.

5. Pour the wine into a white porcelain cup. Don't push the wine in front of you. Although wine is bad for human feelings, it is a pleasure to have friends coming from afar. -A toast song by the people of Inner Mongolia grassland.

6, deep feelings are boring, and feelings are shallow. -Toast a friend

7. At sunrise, the red flowers on the riverside win the fire. I wish you more prosperous business. -buy a drink for those who do business in the sea.

8. Make new friends and don't forget old ones. -To old and new friends * * *

9, the white emperor in the cloud, half a catty. -The drinker.

10, showing off in the crisis, my sister (brother) drinks a glass of wine for my brother.

1 1. Dude, I'll give her a drink. -This classic drinking game is mostly used by heroes to save America.

12, the sky is blue, the sea is blue, and the cup is handed down.

13, there is no cloud in the sky and drought in the ground. That cup doesn't count.

14, the road is bumpy, shout, who will drink if you don't drink? -Let the drinker have a drink.

15, market economy competes, have a glass of wine quickly. -For business banquets.

16, to make guests drink well, they must drink first-for their own families.

17, women are beautiful and talented, one cup after another, come together-accompany women to drink.

18, the foot of my bed is shining with such bright light. Could it have frosted? Hold up a cup and have a drink. -Drinking with friends across the street

19, say nothing, the closest thing is big brother-drinking with the old man.

20. Are feelings iron or not? Iron! Then you are not afraid of stomach bleeding!

Is the feeling deep or not? Deep! Then you are not afraid of intravenous drip! -To friends

Second, the classic wine blocking words

A: If you don't drink enough, you are afraid of losing face, and you are self-disciplined not to drink.

B: We are all bosom friends when we get together. Let's have a relaxing drink.

A: Qianshan has been in love. How about not drinking this cup?

B: A big river has wide waves. Do whatever you say in this glass of wine!

A: When I came, my wife told me to drink less and eat more.

B: Tell the truth after drinking and refuse to obey your wife.

Friendship between gentlemen is as light as water-tea is not wine.

I'll sing you a song, and I won't drink it until it's finished.

Third, spell classic wine words on the wine table

1, the river has wide waves, so I'll do it with this cup.

2, a small amount, not a gentleman, not drinking, not a husband!

3, the east wind blows, the drums beat, who is afraid of drinking today!

When the drinker rises to propose a toast, the person advised to drink will say, "It's time to start again", which means that the drinker has another drink. At this time, the drinker should respond, "When the ass moves, it means respect".

Men cannot make good friends without drinking.

Deep feelings, shallow feelings.

Lady's suggestion: Excited heart, shaking hands, I offered a toast to the leader, but the leader didn't think I was ugly.

The lady clinks glasses with the leader: the leader is above me and below me. Please say it several times.

Two little bees fly to the flowers.

A rotten hole in the stomach is better than a broken feeling.

Deep feelings, a stuffy;

Shallow feelings, lick it;

Feelings are thick and you don't drink enough;

Feeling thin, can't drink;

Emotional iron, drinking blood.

One, two, two, two mouthwashes,

Three, two, four, two is not wine,

Five, two, six, two, hold the wall,

Seven, two, eight, two are still shouting.

People walk in the world without drinking.

As long as you have it in your heart, tea is also wine.

Wine is the essence of grain. The more you drink, the younger you get.

The east wind blows, the drums thunder, and whoever is afraid of drinking today!

Wine and meat pass through the intestines, but friends stay in their hearts!

People are floating in the rivers and lakes, and they will kill you without being stabbed ~ ~ ~ a few times ~ ~

When will Liang Shanbo Zhu Yingtai come back after giving birth to his son ~ ~ ~

People who don't drink live like dogs,

Men don't smoke and live like eunuchs.

Women live in the world without makeup,

Men don't smoke for nothing.

Half a catty of improper wine, a catty of wall support, and a catty of half a wall, I won't go.

There are already thousands of glasses of wine. Drink as much as you can. Run if you can't.

Revolutionary wine is drunk every day. ..............

Standing on one leg, drinking does not count.

Willing to contribute to the revolution.

Revolutionary wine is drunk every day,

Red eye and bad stomach,

If you drink soft, your feet will be soft.

Memory loss after drinking.

The drunken crowd rolled their eyes,

The drinking unit lacks funds;

Make your wife cry,

Sleep back to back at night,

Once a lawsuit is filed with the Commission for Discipline Inspection,

The secretary heard a wave of his hand-

It's not right to drink or not,

We are also drunk every day!

Hot wine washes teeth, and beer is tea.

Six sixes. Hello, brother! Who's afraid of who? Turtles are afraid of hammers!

The guest gets drunk, or the host will feel ashamed.

The host raised his glass to the audience and said, "Women should open their mouths and men should go in."

Drink revolutionary wine every day, go home and back to back with your wife,

My wife reported to the Commission for Discipline Inspection, and the secretary of the Commission for Discipline Inspection said: It is not right to drink or not;

My wife reported to the Standing Committee of the National People's Congress, and the director of the National People's Congress said: This expenditure has long been within the budget;

My wife sued the Women's Federation, and the director of women said: My family is also drunk every day;

My wife told the joint meeting of the municipal party Committee, and the secretary of the municipal party Committee said: We will hold a memorial service for him when he is drunk.

Little happiness, touch along the wall;

Have fun and mop the floor.

How can a person walk the rivers and lakes without drinking?

Can't drink, no future.

Drink nine doses at a time and concentrate on training.

Drink only drinks, not leaders.

Can you drink or not lose, leading secretary

If you drink it, you will fall down, and your job will be hard to protect.

Drinking too little makes it difficult to find talents.

Halfway through, the promotion is still early.

Lead the whole process and lead the future.

We are all bosom friends together, so I'll have two glasses of hangover first.

If you don't drink, who will? -Let the drinker have a drink.

Weeding day was noon, sweat dripped down the soil, and three glasses of wine dried up. Do you feel bitter?

In the spring morning, I woke up easily, birds were singing around, and I raised my glass and asked the young lady, how much should I drink? -Miss, it's up to you.

When young people leave home, old people will come back. I will invite this young lady to have a drink with me. -Have a drink with the ladies present.

Follow your heart. I will drink this time. -I can't help it. Drink it.

When I came, my wife told me to drink less and eat more.

Wine makes a man brave, but he refuses to obey his wife.

Don't drink too much, for fear of losing your mind, and refrain from drinking.

A small amount is not a gentleman, but a nontoxic husband.

Market economy competition, drink a glass of wine quickly.

Make it at sunrise, and I wish you more prosperous business. -Buy a drink to a businessman.

Make new friends and don't forget old ones. -Let's drink to old and new friends.

It's nearly as bad as saying goodbye to Caiyun in Bai Di. -Be a good drinker and have a drink.

Show your skill in times of crisis, and your sister (brother) will drink for me.

The big river has wide waves. Let's do it with this cup. -Have a drink yourself.

The east wind blows and the drums beat. Who's afraid of drinking today?

Qian Shan is always in love. Can we drink less?

To make the guests drink well, drink well first!

Commodity economy is in great circulation, opening up and invigorating two cups.

Every confidant has a thousand glasses of wine, which is true.

If others don't know, unless you drink.

The sky is blue, the sea is blue, and cups are handed down.

There is no cloud in the sky and no drought in the ground. That cup doesn't count.

Wine meets friends, and poetry is sung to those who will meet.

A hundred rivers return to the East China Sea. When shall I raise my glass? If I don't drink now, I'll be sad later.

Is the feeling iron or not? Iron! Then you are not afraid of stomach bleeding!

Is the feeling deep or not? Deep! Then you are not afraid of intravenous drip!

Those who can have a drink or two are generous enough!

Drink five taels if you can, so that the gay party can cultivate itself!

I will drink half a catty and one catty, so my buddy is the most considerate!

Those who can drink a catty and a barrel will be promoted to vice president later!

Drink a jar if you can drink a barrel, and the director of the winery will let you be it!

When you are away from home, your wife tells you to drink less and eat more. If you can't reach it, stand up.

If you lose, don't drink. If you win, that's it. If we can't finish eating, we'll come back.

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In my heart, tea is also wine.