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The official sentence is a short sand sculpture.

The official sentence is short sand sculpture (Article 1) 1. This relationship has officially ended.

2. The world is cold, but there are gentlemen.

I will revolve around you for the rest of my life.

I found my lost boyfriend (girlfriend)

5. Live an unknown life with people you know.

6. Share my heartbeat boy (share my heartbeat girl).

7. Find a friend, find a friend, salute and shake hands. You are my little friend.

In this world, I love three things: the sun, the moon and you. The sun is the day, the moon is the night, and you are my forever.

9. I was shocked for a long time when I first saw you.

10. Thanks to Shi Qing's peach face, it has been a warm spring since then.

1 1. The main reason is that I am anxious to squander all the most extravagant gentleness for you.

13. I want to be a bear beside your bed and defeat the dragon of your dreams for you.

14. Good luck and get married today.

15. Meet unexpectedly and be happy unexpectedly.

16. People love to look forward to things to do.

17. I'm fine, as long as you don't mind.

18. There have been rumors recently that I am in love. Let me clarify, this is true.

19. I looked at the moon, but I only saw you.

20. This time, I am not disappointed.

The official sentence is short sand sculpture (Part II) 2 1. Life is too long, I want to hold your arm and watch the sunset with you.

22. This baby will be taken off the shelf from today.

23. I heard that you will come at four o'clock, and you will feel happy at three o'clock.

24. How to solve your worries? Only get rich. How to get rich? Only love me!

25. I will always give in to gentleness, but it is gentleness itself in you.

26. As long as you are here, everything is spring.

27. Congratulations, I like to mention two idiots.

28. You will always meet someone who sings to you in a tone-deaf voice, runs with you in a rainy night, draws with a paint tray in your black-and-white life, understands your nonsense, sees your smiling face clearly, walks up to you through the crowd and hugs you.

Good morning, my wife!

30. Being close to Zhu Zhechi, being close to Mexico is black, and being close to me is sweet.

3 1. No one in this world is qualified to stand by and watch you, except me!

32. Should dating be public? I thought the same thing.

33. Always yield to gentleness, you are gentleness itself!

34. I still like you very much, like a cloud floating in Wan Li for nine days, never stopping.

We should be together, otherwise it would be cruel.

36. I don't have intoxicating love words, I just want to tidy up you and take you home.

37. Smiling face gives you a love letter, the first bite of ice cream in the morning of X month, a hand, a hug, a wait, a lonely heart and the rest of your life.

38. Hold your hand and walk all the way.

There have been rumors recently that I am in love. I want to clarify that this is true.

40. Appreciate each other and meet after dusk.

Can speak sand sculpture sentences, sand sculpture suitable for space.

1. If you have a girl you like, give her a lipstick. At least when she kisses someone else, you still feel involved.

2. The landlord said in the space: The handsome shuttlecock is beautiful! Result. . . God replied: Playing golf like you is like shoveling shit. . . .

3. Come with me. I have a mouth to eat, and you have a bowl brush.

4. Are people who play Tetris well better at cleaning up their rooms?

5. If you don't laugh, you are lucky if you smile.

It is reported in the news that a candidate missed the first college entrance examination because he overslept. I really feel sorry for him. In this life, people have many opportunities to sleep at home, but they may only have one chance to take the college entrance examination. Why not choose to sleep in the examination room?

7. When others get on the bus to practice driving, the first sentence is to whisper, light the fire, step on the clutch, put in gear, loosen the clutch and start. And when I get on the bus and practice driving, the first sentence is usually to shout loudly first, get out of the way! Out of the way, out of the way

8. My daily state is quite regular. Don't wake up in the morning, don't wake up in the afternoon, fight chicken blood at night, and regret at midnight!

9. Those who look good can be called foodies, and those who don't look good can only be called gits!

10, why try to make money? Because I'm afraid to shake hands with people. They wear Cartier and you wear rubber bands.

1 1, it's almost twelve o'clock, and my daughter-in-law won't come back after playing outside! ! I sent her a WeChat. If you don't come back in 20 minutes, I'll stay at my buddy's house for two minutes. My buddy sent me a WeChat. There are people in my family tonight. Don't come to sleep. I feel as if something is wrong. . .

12. What did I say to make you cry? Please tell me, and I'll say it again.

13, I heard that persimmons and crabs will be poisoned when eaten together. Persimmons are all ready Now I just need crabs. You've seen me. How many catties of crabs did you give me?

14, two drunks are driving. A: Be careful! There is a sharp turn ahead. B: What? Don't you drive?

15, watching TV with my husband at night, in which the hero died for the heroine! So I asked my husband, dear, are you willing to die for me? My husband was silent for a while and said, I dare not say, for fear that you will let me die. . .

16. Since I left Tik Tok, I have lived like an emperor every day. Some people sing, some dance, some perform talents, and try their best to make me happy. I want to look at them one by one. I'm busy.

17, get to know me through other people's mouths. Is your head used to increase height?

18, just now, my wife cried and said: Every time you go out, I am worried. I quickly comforted her and said, honey, don't worry about me. I'll be back any minute. My wife said, I know, that's why I'm worried. Well, there seems to be a problem!

19, it's not difficult to be single, but it's difficult to deal with those who try their best to make you end your single life, such as your seven aunts and eight aunts!

20. Don't envy others' long legs and thin waist. Your body is fat and your heart is wide.

2 1, it's the first time to go to her home with my girlfriend to meet my parents! I'm sorry I ate too much dinner. Hungry at night. I got up and went to the living room. The landlord looked around and there was no one! The landlord went to the corner of the living room with a knife, picked up the sweet potatoes that were fed to the pigs on the ground and chopped them. After a while, an evil wind came and the landlord looked back. My mother-in-law and girlfriend stood behind me and stared at me. I clearly heard my mother-in-law say, don't choose, just him. People who can eat pork dishes are really hard to find!

22. No one is always smooth sailing. In fact, you are not alone. Look at the friends around you. It's all because of failure.

23. I think some people on the internet say that the college entrance examination is to decide which city you eat chicken in! It's nonsense, misleading children! Students still have to refuel and make good use of it. After all, big cities have fast internet speeds!

24. A single man is called single dog, and a single woman is called Goubuli!

25. The three ugliest women in women's eyes are rivals of good sisters, current girlfriends of ex-boyfriends and ex-girlfriends of current boyfriends.

26. I will fall in love soon. I don't know who I'm with. I am happy for him first.

I hope everything is as simple as gaining weight.

28. Looking back, I was only five points short of Tsinghua, but I didn't dare to look back. Talking too much is all tears. The admission line in Tsinghua was 695, and I got 69.

29. Having dinner with my son, he saw that I always eat fish heads and asked me: Do you particularly like eating fish heads? I put down my chopsticks and told him that this is an example set by your grandmother. When I was a child, our family was poor and we only ate fish during the New Year. Your grandmother only ate fish heads and gave me all the fish. Although our living conditions are good now, we can't forget our fine traditions! The son thought for a moment and then asked, did you eat fish head with chopped pepper at that time?

30. Do you know the difference between you and Friar Sand? His name is Friar Sand, and yours is Sand Sculpture.

3 1, quarreling with her boyfriend, crying and shouting: I want to divorce you, and her boyfriend shouted back with a louder voice: Leave, who is afraid of who! Get a marriage certificate before getting divorced. You can't get married without a marriage certificate! I thought it was true, and then I sobbed and followed my boyfriend with a hukou book to get a marriage certificate.

32. Some people's chat records are all sweet words, while mine are all homework answers.

You are right, but I won't listen.

34. My bed has been turned into a paradise by me, so I get out of bed every day as if I were on earth.

Don't live in the past, because it has passed. Don't live in reality, because you have to live.

Say something heavy, such as your weight! After a moment of silence, my sister replied: this is too heavy. Say something superficial, such as your IQ!

37. I have the phone number of the goddess, and I can know whether she is awake or not every day. Calling her, no one answered, but she hasn't woken up yet; Call her, hang up, just wake up and don't envy me too much.

38. What are you nervous about? The college entrance examination score only determines which city you will go to play League of Legends in the next few years. Calm down.

39. I went home for dinner yesterday and wore a new skirt. I said shamelessly in front of my father, Dad, look how beautiful your daughter is! As a result, my father gave my mother a squint and said simply, if your father and I had married a beautiful wife more than 20 years ago, you would be more beautiful now.

40. If a woman can use your photo as a mobile phone screen, let you browse her mobile phone at any time, give you the passwords of WeChat and Alipay, and even give you the password of the bank card, then you can call me with her money, okay?

4 1, Q: Has a book changed you, even affected your outlook on life and moved you? A: Three years simulates the five-year college entrance examination.

42. You can't tell whether a person has money or not. When we passed each other in the street, you would never think that I was svip.

43. Teacher: The college entrance examination is coming soon. Don't quarrel if you are puppy love, so as not to affect your mood. Don't confess if you are not puppy love, so as not to affect your mood!

44. Some people make you feel bad, while others make your teeth ache because of unevenness.

45, beauty and ugliness have a life, fat and thin in the sky, live by this sentence.

In the physics self-study class, the students are doing their homework. The teacher said: Ask me if you have any questions! A classmate went over and said, Teacher, where did Newton perm his hair?

47. Another year of college entrance examination. I secretly found my diploma and blew the dust off it. Suddenly, I had a lot of ideas. What's the use? I still have to rely on my face to eat. . .

48. In the past, horses and chariots were slow to write letters, and they only loved one person all their lives. Now the network technology is developed, and 50 people can be green in one day.

49. When my parents were young, they owed a lot of money to others and always told them: We will pay you back twice in the future. Later, they gave birth to me and named me Shuang.

50. at the end of this semester, I have to do ppT myself, and it took a few days for a buddy in the dormitory to finish it! Finally, explain yourself! After he finished, the teacher came to comment: this must be done by yourself! We kept clapping! But the teacher also said: there is nothing worse in Baidu!

Short and funny official propaganda copy

A short and funny official announcement article 1. You came on the winter solstice, but the wind stopped on your forehead and I came a little late.

2. May you die in the embrace of southwest wind.

I want to hug and touch you. If you disagree, you can kiss me.

4. Share my baby boy.

5. Be a layman and thank you for your love.

6. I finally bound my other half.

7. I was arched by a pig.

Now, people all over the world know that you are my world.

9. When you laugh, I feel that I own the whole world.

10. The best feeling is that when I look at you, you are staring at me.

1 1. "I have a dog" and "I am adopted"

12. It's better to chat with you in sunny, cloudy and rainy days.

13. Love may be late, but it won't be absent.

14. Love is like a thief. I can sleep soundly every day, my heart is hanging, and I am excited. The biggest insecurity factor is often yourself.

15. I want to be the reason for your smile and the irreplaceable girl in your life.

16. I can hide everything, but I can't hide it from you

17. Your flowers were taken away with flowers and flowerpots. Sorry, mom, I can still get married!

18. Lonely smoke and boundless Wan Li sand. Fortunately, I can walk with you.

19. I want to write abandoned flower houses. From now on, I will change my way, just for you.

20. You may fall from the sky or the forest, but the best way to land is to fall in love with me.

A short and funny official announcement 2 1. I will have a family in the future.

22. Give you an earphone.

23. Established a long-term cooperative relationship.

24. We grow old together, and no one is allowed to bake oil secretly.

25. There is only one fish in my fish pond.

26. You can leave the rest of your life with me, and you can take every word I like in my love story.

27. Love is like running water, and love is like peach blossom.

I wanted something today, but I married her.

29. People near Zhu Zhechi are black, while people near me are sweet.

I looked at the moon, but I only saw you.

3 1. In this life, thank you, passing by my panic, my barbarism, and always favoring me, thank you, meeting the best you at the best age.

32. Don't worry, it's what you want.

The happiest thing is that I like you every day and I am liked by you.

34. May all the fogs in Shan Ye have street lamps, and all the drifters can return to their boats. May love rise slowly, I don't know why.

35. "Party A is stupid and rich" and "Party B is dizzy"

36. You are the Wan Li of the Milky Way, and hundreds of millions of stars are not as good as you. Even if the sun and the moon alternate, I like you very much.

Since a person has a preference, he is willing to be generous all his life.

38. At this time, the heart is in the forest and the horse is in the rein.

39. Hello, everyone, prepare one.

40. The best of me is yours.

The official boyfriend's copy is relatively short.

Official boyfriend copywriting essay-1. Please give me more advice for the rest of my life.

I want to be your night and morning.

I will always give in to gentleness, but for you, it is gentleness itself.

4. My greedy fireworks are you.

I met my eyes, the person I want to marry.

6. Love may be late, but it will not be absent.

7. I am too narrow-minded to hold you alone.

8. From then on, someone asked me if the porridge was hot, and I was accompanied at dusk.

9. To what extent our interpersonal relationship is passive, it is probably that I will disappear immediately if you take a step back.

10. Since then, people and dogs have their own ways.

1 1. After that, I will eat your rice.

12. I want to stand by your side, look at your low eyebrows, look at your smile, I'm glad you don't talk.

13. I have seen this sister before.

14. With you, life is meaningful.

15. Those who are close to ink are black, and those who are close to me are sweet.

1600,000 people like it, it is better to know it by one person.

17. You asked me how much I love you, which means that I fell in love with you one hundred times after meeting you one hundred times.

18. Fame is abroad, but home is warm.

19. You are the Wan Li of the Milky Way, and hundreds of millions of stars are not as good as you. Even if the sun and the moon alternate, I like you very much.

20. The flowers you raised were taken away with flowers and pots. Sorry, mom, I can still get married!

Short story of official boyfriend copy 2 1. You are in my heart, the deepest position.

22. If I like you, how can I give up easily, unless time passes and I die.

I found my lost boyfriend (girlfriend)

24. This wave is definitely not a loss, and it was earned in three years.

25. As long as you are weak, it doesn't matter!

26. My circle of friends will be contracted by you in the future.

27. I don't believe in eternal love, because I will only love you more every day.

28. When encountering bad things, learn to be calm and calm. The scum in this world is unpredictable.

29. I heard that my husband's family is good and I want to hear more about it for the rest of my life!

30. I was going to wander the rivers and lakes, but I thought I could stop when I saw you.

3 1. A noisy city is empty without you; No matter how strange the corner is, having you is home.

32. From then on, mind and body belong to each other.

33. Live a good life and love you slowly, neither too early nor too late. It happens to be you.

34. The moonlight is really beautiful tonight! The wind is gentle!

35. The feeling of liking someone is probably listening to others discuss love. I only think of you.

36. How can I solve my troubles? How can I get rich only if I get rich? Only love me!

37. The boyfriend (girlfriend) assigned by the state has finally arrived.

38. True love is not love at first sight, but long-term love; The real fate is not the arrangement of heaven, but your initiative.

39. I have decided that I want to be the best in the world with you.

40. Life is for return, and death is for Sauvignon Blanc.