Complete works of sentences expressing implicit humor.

1, eating together is called fighting, going home together is called carpooling, and housing together is called fighting. You give me the rest of your life and live together. It's called despair.

If you ignore me, I feel like a brother and sister riding a tandem bike.

It is not difficult to keep calm about the world. For example, I want to argue with you.

4. I wanted to turn off the power of the moon in the sky, but later you packed your bags and said to go to a distant place to help me. Sure enough, after you left, the moon never shone again.

5, silly girl, you know, I don't trust others to take care of you! What if they really take care of them?

6. What is missing is a highlighter. I can't see the handwriting when I wave during the day, but I can see every stroke clearly at night.

7. If you have a lover, take leaving your hometown as a trip. After the lover leaves, two steps are drifting.

8. If I can cross, I want to go back to the hospital where you were born and tell your dad who is pacing anxiously in the corridor: Don't worry, your wife and my wife will be fine.

9. I will hide in your favorite yogurt and breathe through a straw when you don't drink it.

10, I didn't know until you left that the apple I bought didn't peel automatically for two days.

1 1, I turned and took a few steps to look back at you, and you just looked back at me. The wintersweet around me forgot the season and blossomed.

12, I used to write stories in pencil, but now I meet you. I erased everything and picked up a pen.

13, just like touching porcelain in a car accident, I can't afford to sit on you after colliding with you in the vast sea of people.

14, just like the screen of a mobile phone. If you don't fiddle with it, your heart will soon darken.

15, every time you look at me affectionately, I want to kick my nose and face, and then put a sign next to your eyes that says no swimming.

16, a group of immortals in the sky beat the landlord. When they saw that there were two veterans left, they cleverly played cards one by one. Seeing that the other side was about to finish playing, Yue Lao had to play cards. At that time, he still had a pair of you and me left in his hand.

17, don't follow me! I told you to stay in a cool place, didn't I hear you? I can hear you, but don't you think you sound cold?

18, I will hit you if I raise my fist. You held out your scissors, smiled and said, I lost, hit me. What should I do?

19. From now on, we will be friends for one minute. It's a fact, and you can't change it because it's over.

20. You are always clamoring for me to pick the most beautiful stars and give them to you. I smiled and said, How can I tear out your eyes?

2 1, the fate of acquaintance, the sincerity of knowing each other, the blessing of love, and the beauty of love are all between you and me. Through this letter, I wish lovers, always thinking of each other and being together for life!

22. When I found you, I got the key to my life and understood the meaning of life. You, come to me, you know your beauty, you can't estimate your charm.

23. Love is one person's business, and love is two people's business. So I choose to love you. There is a kind of love called letting go. I let go and let you find your two people. I will always be by your side silently.

24. First love is like a pendulum, it keeps circulating, but it never stops. First love is like an old painting on the wall, which passes by but never forgets; First love is meaningful only on special days.

25, with my heart, waiting for your heart, I will not give up; Win your heart with my sincerity, even if the sky falls, I won't change my mind; Write this short message with my infatuation, hoping to get your heart! Wish you a happy life!

26. The promise of the sky to the earth is lingering rain; Time's commitment to the season is a stain; The promise of the night sky to the stars is crystal clear; My promise to you is to hold hands in this life!

27. The wine that doesn't dilute the truth is far from the hand I don't miss. Miss you until the end of time, forever.

28, you are my baby, I am fascinated by you; Your eyes are curved and wandering in my mind; Your beautiful image, my nostalgia, affection and perseverance. I really miss you and your life partner!

It is said that a man has to climb three mountains to find a wife. For your fate, can I climb two less and catch up with you earlier? Do you agree? Huh? Did you agree? Still agree?

30. At night, you are in my dream; During the day, you are in my heart; Dependent, you are in my eyes; Separation, you are in my thoughts. Dear, I have you every day and never forget every minute!

3 1 is an unexpected encounter, a collision between hearts, which makes me sleepy all night, as if waiting for the morning light.

32. Missing is like smoke, it won't float away, it will only haunt you; The earth is fragrant, only because love is sown in my heart; Trees will not leave a shadow, just want to hold up a blue sky for you; Text messages to express love, you are my world.

33. I don't want a short tenderness, as long as you accompany me for a lifetime.

34. The best thing in life is meeting you; What is the most amazing thing in life; Nothing is better than having you; What can't be forgotten in life is that I love you all my life!

35. Dear: I miss you so much! I hope I can meet you at the speed of light in one second, kiss you and then go back to the boring office.

36. If I turn into loess, the growing grass will be green for you, and the blooming yellow flowers will be fragrant for you; If I become a clear spring, the fish in the clear spring will dance for you, and the spring will be song for you.

Please be my baby.

I want you to know that there will always be someone waiting for you in this world. Whenever and wherever, there will always be such a person. I hope you think of me when you are lonely. I love you!

I love you until the end of the world.

40, endless stars, endless. Think of the guitar in my heart, and I will accompany you into sweetness.

4 1, you and I know each other and have points; You and I meet, by destiny; You and I are happy and affectionate; You and I have bitterness and righteousness; You and I give, there is love; You and I encourage each other, and our hearts are connected; I want to tell you that it's good to have you!

42. Let's be a pair of happy mice and fall in love foolishly. What we do every day is to snuggle up in the sun and give birth to a group of little mice. In winter, the mountains are closed by heavy snow, so we just hide in the warm haystack and surf the Internet.

I don't know how you are today, but my situation is not good. I just feel that you have been buzzing in my mind, left and right, inside and out. Do you miss me?

44. There is no reason to love you. You are the sun during the day, the moon at night, my umbrella when it rains and my clothes when it is cold.

45, you are like a cloud on the edge of that day, erratic, making it difficult to pursue; You are like a ping in the water, flowing everywhere, which makes me hard to ponder. Can you tell me? How can I catch up with you and stay with you?

Inadvertently, you stole my heart. Broken me, only miss you, miss you! Give me your heart back, will you?

Complete works of implicit confession sentences.

1, acquaintance is sometimes an act of god, no matter how deep or shallow the fate is, you and I should cherish it! No matter happy or sad, remember that I am willing to share it with you! No matter how far apart, where you are is the direction of my blessing!

2. You are the deepest feeling I can feel in my life! !

We can be happy with you, me and our hearts in four steps.

Nothing special, just want to hear your voice.

Snow and ice can't cool my love for you, typhoon can't blow away my thoughts of you, noise can't drown out my feelings for you, and darkness can't hide my deep affection for you.

6. However, if you also hold a wait-and-see attitude towards him, but you can't know your real thoughts at present, it is also a good choice to leave room in your answer to prepare for the future development of the relationship between the two.

7. I am naughty and unreasonable, just to attract your attention; I am overbearing and savage, just to let you remember; Don't be angry, be angry with me from now on; If I can hold hands, I will get rid of my temper. Dear, I want to be sweet with you!

8. I used to think that I was the eternal spring in your heart, but I forgot that spring was followed by cold autumn and cold winter. I thought I could quit love, internet and sadness, but I forgot that it was you who was the hardest to quit.

9. Once in a thousand years, I want to be your wife.

10, the eldest sister who sells breakfast always leaves me the last meat bag, and the aunt who sweeps the street always cleans my shoes with a broom. Dear, please, please end my peach blossom.

1 1, just holding you, whether forever or not; Just miss you, no matter the seas run dry and the rocks crumble; Love you only, whether you are determined or not; Only love you, whether there is the end of the world or not; I just want to stop at this moment anyway!

12, if one day you are too tired to walk, as long as you turn around, my blessing will be by your side, no matter how far it is, no matter how many years, turn this blessing into a blue star, flashing in the morning, flashing at night, and you want to give your breath and heartbeat to you for safekeeping. I wonder if you would like to?

13, the heart has been hurt, and the heart can't be hurt any more; The heart is cold, hold it with your palm and warm it with your heart; My heart already hurts, and it hurts even more when I fall to the ground, so I hold my heart with my own hands.

14 when I finally stopped approaching you, I suddenly realized that it was enough to look at you and listen to you as I did at the beginning. As for love or not, give time to question it.

15, look! The ash machine has passed.

16, I miss the vines that took root and spread all my life, whether sweet or sour; I am addicted to you, but I can't stop your gentleness. All my efforts revolve around your loving pointer. Love you all my life, dear. Life is wonderful with you.

17, I love you deeply, but it's not as good as: Diamond, you are my angel. Whenever I am desperate, I think of you, and I am full of strength. You are like the sun in my world during the day, bringing warmth to my world, and you are like the bright moon in my world at night, illuminating the dark road for me.

18 I swear, fifty years later, I still love you as I do now.

19, if people can only choose one second for memory, I hope it is this moment.

20. Time passes at the fingertips, everything grows under the rain and dew, the stars alternate day and night, and we walk on the ideal. Happiness and hardship are intertwined, and new life is accompanied by old age and death. Let's cherish the present and hug each other forever.

2 1, our fate is the most beautiful chance arranged by God, an interpretation of an out-of-print heart, a feeling of seeing each other late, a deep concern and a deep miss! Love You!

I don't care what you think! Whatever you say, I don't care! Do whatever you want. I don't care! I don't care at all! Loving you is my freedom, and I don't need any reason.

23. If I can't have you in this life, I will hate myself.

24. You are always silent. Share my sadness and melancholy with your charming gesture. Your hair is blown by the wind. Your dress was gently brushed by the wind, fluttering and dragging, and you bent down to gently smooth the footprints I left by the sea. Whenever my mind is clear, I feel like the captain of the boat, waiting for you in the evening breeze.

I love you, I really love you, and I will have you from generation to generation. I miss you only. I wish you all the best, pure and beautiful, and I love you forever, dear.

26.1October 10 Ten kinds of love. 10 month 10 day, ten kinds of beauty. 1October1October, I held you,1October1October, I have always been very happy. I wish you a happy October and send you a perfect love.

27. In desperation, I can't help crying when I read the old love letter again! I couldn't help feeling resentful, so I burned them to paper dust and swallowed them with tears in my eyes. If the old paper dust can be rekindled, please let it burn my warm heart to ashes with the flame of love!

28, the farthest you, is my recent concern!

Implicit confession sentence

You left quietly, and I'm ready to halve my rights and double my obligations. ....

I only hold your hand in this life ... because you are enough in this life. .....

I didn't know there was an attachment until I met you, and there was an attachment called * * * *.

It turns out that waiting can be so beautiful because I love you.

I don't believe in eternal love, because I will only love you more every day.

I didn't know the sweetness of love until I fell in love with you. .......

Besides loving you ... I can't think of any reason to keep me alive. .....

I love you .. I love you .. I love you forever. ....

I want to be the wind, gently surrounding you. ..............

You are my ... this life bride. ...

Implicit confession sentence

1: You left quietly, and it began to rain. Autumn rain soaked my hair, and a bitter smile hung on my mouth!

2. Stupidity is my specialty, and stupidity is my ideal. When stupidity and stupidity are intertwined, it is the most beautiful paradise in my dream! Don't laugh at me, I am so infatuated that I will love you silly until I am old!

God said that everyone is a semicircle, and he has been looking for another semicircle all his life. I found it, and that's you. You will always be the treasure in my hands until my life.

The most important feeling in the world is yourself and your feeling. However, if someone can fall in love with the person you love, that would be great. I am willing to be this person. Will you accept me?

The more indifferent you are, the more I want to get close to you. The more rational you are, the more I want to love you. No matter where you are, my love will always be with you, every moment.

6. The moon is the most beautiful at night, and the stars at night are the most touching. We agreed to see the moon and the meteor shower. At the moment when the meteor passed, we made a wish: cherish each other forever!

7: It's hard to love someone. The farthest you are my recent love, and I have been bound all my life. I think you are because of you. The greatest happiness in life is to have you by my side and let me shelter you from the wind and rain.

You are everything to me. I am so lucky that God sent you to me.

9: Breathing has stopped and you are still in my mind; Thinking has stopped, and you are still in my heart; My heart has stopped beating. I will meet you in the next century.

10: It is because of the once-in-a-lifetime relationship that you have raised the sail of love. Love is that simple. The years of youth are gone forever. How can we bear the embarrassment of looking back at the old age? Cherish the years and cherish our fate!

1 1: Your figure appears in front of my eyes more and more frequently, and gradually, just like breathing, it doesn't stop for a second, making me unable to eat or sleep well.

12: it's windy, that's my secret love for you; It's raining, because my love for you touches the sky; The thunder is loud, that's me calling I love you.

13: When I first met you, my mind was just like boiling water for red wine, with a slight excitement. Life without you is like potato chips without ketchup. I hope you can understand my heart.

14: Don't charm me with gentle calls, don't charm me with Tingting's beautiful image, and don't make me suffer with affectionate eyes.

15: You are like a cloud on the edge of that day, erratic and hard to trace; You are like a ping in the water, flowing everywhere, which makes me hard to ponder. Can you tell me? How can I catch up with you and stay with you?

16: In the storm of lovesickness, we sing hand in hand again. Let my lovesickness drift into your heart with the wind. This rain is my tears for you. Miss you.

17: Please accept my most sincere and best wishes in your busy work; May my blessing eliminate the fatigue caused by a day's work; May happiness and joy accompany you every day of your life.

18: I wish I were a firecracker, and bursting happiness adds a smile to your face; I wish I were a lantern, and the dragging fire reflects your fortune and warms your heart!

19: You may forget your ID number, your email address, or your wedding anniversary. However, I hope you will never forget my phone number.

20: I made a wish in front of the Buddha, hoping to become a small tree and stand by the roadside where you pass every day. I hang love and miss all over the branches, hoping that one day you will fall in love with me!

2 1: Give you a girl without sorrow and catch you a happy bird; When a happy bird comes with a girl who is not sad, please put your heart in order. This is my best blessing to you. I hope you are happy to be old!

22: The road of missing is long, and it's Xiu Yuan. After the rain, the rainbow, the beautiful moment, the clouds in the air, the boat in my heart, with love as the sail, I miss you!

23: the world is far-sighted, and the chrysanthemum has no regrets; There are white stones in the world, and plum blossoms have no regrets; There is Ji Kang in the world, and the strings have no regrets; There is Yu Chunshun in the world, and there is no regret in entering the wilderness; I have you and I have no regrets.

24: I look forward to every starry sky. But this scene looks like a fantasy. Every day, I am haggard. This irretrievable point should be a moving day, a moving day, and a moving day!

I don't know how long my life is. No one knows how deep the fate is. It doesn't matter how far the road is. As long as two people depend on each other, no matter how far it is, I don't think the road is very far. I am willing to go to the ends of the earth with you.

26: Because there are stars, the night will not be dark; Because one day, the sea is blue; Because of dreams, life is full of expectations; My world is wonderful because of you!

27: I recently found myself sick, always unable to lift my spirits, and my eyesight and senses became dull. Only when I see one thing, what do you think of me?

28: Since I saw you that time, my soul seems to have been taken away by you, and your shadow occupies every memory of me. Can you understand my infatuation?

29: It's you who opened your eyes, you who closed your eyes, you who escaped to the dream, you or yours. I'm so bored. Please tell me, dear, what's going on?

Please read my name quietly in your lonely and sad days. And said: someone is thinking about me, and I live in the heart of one person in the world.

3 1: May the heavy snow in winter cover all your troubles, and the snowflakes all over the sky float away all your worries and sorrows, so that my love can bring you the most intimate warmth in this cold winter!

It takes a minute to meet someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone, but it takes me a lifetime to forget you.

Meeting you is fate, and falling in love with you is beyond my control.

34: you are like a petal covered with dew, bringing me a room full of fragrance; You are like a pigeon whistle flying over the blue sky, bringing me peace of mind and pursuit.

The most unforgettable thing is your smile. When it is sprinkled on your face, I feel like a spring breeze that warms and melts my heart.