Humorous birthday greetings are short.

1, I send you this warm message, which will make your life full of spring, your love in full bloom, your career thriving, Changchun is not old, and every day is full of spring breeze.

2. Today is your birthday. To congratulate you, all the ladies' toilets and bathrooms are open to you free of charge. Welcome to visit! Pig, grow up quickly! Pig, come out as soon as possible! Happy birthday, piggy!

I haven't dared to say anything to you, but if you don't say your birthday, you won't have a chance: you are really annoying ... likable and you can't get tired of watching it.

4. It was your birthday. The sun was shining and you smiled like a flower. I collected a bunch of bright smiles and wished you a happy life. The wind is light and the clouds are light, and the years are like smoke. I cut a ray of clear time and wish you a happy life.

5. Animal star: Pig, your birthday is very happy. Congratulations on another year's wrinkles ... one step closer to wrinkles ...

6. I give you a gift with the heaviest amount of feces since there was feces. You will definitely eat a kilo. Please include it. If you feel that the amount of feces is not enough, please help yourself.

7. hey! Old friend, today is your big birthday! At this moment, I want to give you thousands of instructions and greetings, which is the most valuable "shabby"!

8. Today is your birthday. Your friend asked for a power train soldier for you. Please take your mobile phone and knock hard on the floor. .............................................................................................................................................

9. On the eve of your birthday, I wish you a healthy career, strong body, countless money, no need to work hard, carefree as a mouse, romantic as music, and happiness.

10, ready, singing: a mouse, a mouse, running slowly, only one ear, and a big belly, so strange, so strange-) Happy birthday! )

1 1, how happy it is to eat, drink and have an RV; Being able to run, jump and fall asleep is much healthier; Knowing the cold, knowing the heat and knowing the warmth, the United States and the United States are happier; Haha, happy birthday! My friend is very happy to be with you. I'm Xu Sanduo from your birthday!

12. A lady walked into a pet shop and wanted to buy a sweater for a puppy. The clerk asked her to bring the puppy so that she could check the size. Miss: No, I want to give it a surprise on its birthday.

13, ran n laps on the runway of life in one breath. Today, it is the starting point. Are you tired? Take a break. Tomorrow you will start a new cycle. I will, as always, dance on the runway and cheer for you.

14, I felt something in my heart, thought of it, saw it, smelled it, heard it, felt it in my hands, felt it in my feet, said that I got something, and did something. It's time, and your gift hasn't arrived yet. Please send my best wishes first. Happy birthday!

15, I wrote your name in the sky to wish you a happy birthday, but it was taken away by the wind; Write your name on the beach to wish you a happy birthday, but it was swept away by the waves; Write your name on the street to wish you a happy birthday, but the police took you away. Please come to the police station with your birthday red envelope and release me.