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The Courtship of the Little Wildcat

I am a cat, a little wild cat that has been wandering for a long time. Don't ask me where I'm from, I don't remember. All I know is that I have been wandering the streets for as long as I can remember, with no fixed place to live. In addition to the hungry and full life, the lice and fleas on my body made me itchy like crazy. I don't know how long these days will last. This kind of life seems free and comfortable, but it is lonely and desolate. What I yearn for most is love. This word was told to me by the one-eyed cat uncle.

Uncle One-Eyed Cat often tells me about his childhood. At that time, his eye was still blind, and his master was very, very kind to him. He enjoys the touch of his master and the ready-made food every day. He sleeps until whatever time he wants. The sunniest place in the house is his, and no one dares to compete with him. However, the owner always gave him a bath. You know, cats hate water the most, so he pooped in the corner of the house to take revenge on his owner. The man of the house liked him, but the mistress couldn't stand him. So after a big fight, Uncle One-Eyed Cat became a stray cat. That eye was scratched while fighting other cats for food. As I listened to the story of the one-eyed cat uncle, I couldn't help but yearn for it. I always secretly fantasize that it would be great if I could also meet a master. I must not poop at home.

Finally one sunny afternoon, I accidentally walked into a room with floor-to-ceiling windows. The house smelled strongly of cats and I even saw delicious food in a nice little bowl. The saliva flowed out unconsciously. I couldn't control my stomach growling with hunger. No matter what, just pounce on it and eat it. After a while, I finished the food in the bowl. There is still the smell of fish in my mouth. I wiped my mouth happily and stretched out comfortably. Oh, it is the nature of our cats to sleep after eating. Suddenly, a human child ran over and shouted: "Look, it's a cat!" I panicked and ran away. In less than two steps, my body was getting further and further away from the ground, as if I was flying. At this time, a warm feeling came from a pair of big hands. These hands gently stroked my hair with deep tenderness and love. I feel so comfortable. This is love. I have never experienced this feeling before. It's like a warm current flowing through my body, like a flower blooming in my heart. I was so happy that I fell asleep in the arms of the mistress...

What a lucky cat I am. The man, the mistress and the little master all like me. Cat. I enjoy their touch and ready-made food every day, and I sleep until as late as I want. The sunniest spot in the house is always mine, and no one can compete with me. Those previous sufferings seemed like a dream, becoming so blurry. Just when I was yawning and about to go back to sleep for the fifth time, the hostess suddenly took me away. Listening to their malicious laughter, I couldn't help but tremble all over. At that moment of despair, I thought, I’d better not be a cat in my next life. "Meow!!" Before I could say goodbye to this world, the hostess put me in a basin filled with water. "Help! Humans are trying to drown me~" I screamed, asking for help in cat language, but the calls didn't work. Although the water is warm, we cats hate water the most. After I fought hard for a few minutes. I was finally rescued. My sharp claws scratched the mistress's hand. But she wasn't angry at all. She helped me dry the cat and also helped me catch lice and fleas with a smile. Without lice and fleas, I feel as happy as in heaven. After taking a bath, your whole body feels relaxed. This time the host and hostess liked me even more and even hugged me while sleeping. I think this is love. Such a day is so perfect. I am the winner of Maosheng. As long as the master doesn’t give me a bath, I swear I will never poop secretly in the corner of the house again! Hehe~

As night fell, I fell asleep to the rhythm of my owner. In my dream, a voice kept asking me, where was their original cat?

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