What kind of joke does the host tell in an emergency?

Who is the darkest person in the world?

Answer: Doraemon

Because: it can’t see, so it’s dark.

Why do black people eat white chocolate? 1. I heard that you are going to lay an egg in a few days, is it true? Then I have to wish you a happy egg laying (Christmas)! In a few days your balls will be full moon, so I will also wish you a round egg in advance. Happy (New Year's Day)!

2. It's very cold on Christmas Eve alone! Christmas Eve for two people will go off the rails! Will you cheat with me tonight? I just want to say to you on Christmas Eve: I love you... Christmas gift!

3. If you are Christmas, I am New Year’s Day, you are Santa Claus, I am Reindeer Dolf, you are Mrs. Claus, and I am Mr. Santa Claus, I wish you a Merry Christmas!

4. The snowflakes falling from the sky are just like my mood, and my thoughts are spreading continuously. I am running towards you from the other side of the distance. I cannot be with you, but I would rather turn into snowflakes and knock over the people you hit.

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5. If you didn’t receive my Christmas gift today, it must be because there is a big hole in your socks! Make up for it quickly! !

6. Here are special greetings And the best of wishes, too - May Christmas happiness to you!

7. I made a wish to Santa Claus on Christmas Eve: I hope that no matter how smelly your feet are , when you put on your socks tomorrow morning, you will receive my full blessings for you, which will warm your heart and feet!

8. There is something I want to say every Christmas, but I have no chance.

Now I really can't hold it in anymore, please take away the socks you left on my sofa! !

9. God says: Happiness is to have a grateful heart, a healthy body, a satisfying job, a person who loves you deeply, and a group of trustworthy friends. You will have it all! Merry Christmas!

10. In order to thank you for your care and support over the years, I will give you a big reward before Christmas! Anyone who has a certain status in my heart will receive a Christmas text message worth RMB 10 provided by me

11. A zero score on an exam is called a duck egg, a person who does bad things is called a bad guy, an empty head is called a fool, someone who is fired is called a fuck, a pathetic person is called an egg, and one who can’t finish the eggs is called a leftover egg - Merry Christmas!

Don’t panic when a handsome guy comes out of your chimney on the evening of the 24th. That’s Santa Claus! He had plastic surgery done in Korea. He wanted to give everyone a surprise. I just told you not to spread the word.

13. Last Christmas, you put a diamond ring in my sock, so I gave it to you I have been washing stinky socks for a year; if God gives me another chance, I will wash your socks again! For the rest of my life! Husband, I love you

14. Merry Christmas★. ☆°In order to save paper, you don’t need to send me a Christmas card today. Please write your message directly on the largest possible banknote! ∴°☆ °∴☆°★

15. No snowflakes You can celebrate Christmas even if it is not romantic. With blessings, you can feel warm even in the cold winter. I am making a wish on Christmas Eve: May happiness be with you for life! May your gifts pile up like a mountain

16. As Christmas approaches, flowers bloom. , one scent will give you a money tree, two scents will give you noble support, three scents will give you a good mood, four scents will give you no worries. Five scents will give you a box full of money. Six scents will give you eternal health!

17 , The most embarrassing thing about Christmas: picking up a turkey and thinking of bird flu; receiving a gift, fearing there might be a bomb; carrying a bag on your shoulder as if picking up rags; putting on a beard and being regarded as a terrorist criminal - Bin Laden appears

18. Christmas blessings are sent to all directions. The east gives you a money tree, the west gives you eternal peace and happiness, the south gives you the road to success, and the north gives you money. From all directions, gold and silver are sent to you to take a picture of Merry Christmas

19. A bad person News and good news. Bad news: Santa Claus’s gift bag is lost; and the good news is: he still has the gift I gave you, because it is a warm sentence: Merry Christmas!

20. Five Christmas prohibitions: Don’t pretend to be busy at work and ignore me, don’t get rich and forget about me, don’t help me when you’re in trouble, don’t eat chocolate without calling me! Don’t miss me when you’re free! Please implement it seriously!

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1. I heard that you want to lay eggs, I wish you a happy egg laying [Christmas]. 2. Getting 0 points in the exam is called a 0 egg, doing bad things is called a bad guy, and eating leftover eggs [Christmas].

Answer: wyt450920904 | Level 1 | 2008-12-10 13:31

Christmas Eve

Of course, we have to find something to do on Christmas Eve in the new century. Based on the experience accumulated in the past, I made a telephone game. The premise is of course that we play games with others.

After finding the game partner, we made a call: "Hello, is this Mr./Ms. XX?"

"I am."

"Here It's 168 Voice Service. Your friend ordered "Dang" for you. Please press button 1 to listen. "Oh? Haha, okay!"

Du? Lao Liu and Lao Ba, who were standing aside, picked up two enamel rice bowls: "Dang!"

"Thank you for listening!"

Let The most coveted profession? Santa Claus

1. He is very mysterious. You often hear his name and see his "stand-in assistant", but you never see him at work.

2. The possibility of firing Santa Claus and laying him off is zero.

3. He appears naturally when he goes to work every year, but not even a ghost at other times.

4. His working method is a twelve-hour system a year, and it is also when night falls. God knows whether he goes to work or not.

5. Even when he goes to work, he is just a boss, directing a large number of "followers" to run errands, but his followers have nothing to do with people's gratitude and praise for him.

6. An important part of his work is: traveling around the world (our dream).

7. This industry is completely monopolized. You cannot participate in fair competition in the name of "Christmas Boy", "Christmas Girl", "Santa Father", "Santa Mom" ??or "Santa Grandma", but at most He can only be a "follower" or "stand-in assistant".

It was another Christmas. Tom asked his mother for a computer, but Tom was naughty and did not do well in homework. His mother refused to buy it for him, but she could not refuse it directly, so she had to say: "Tom, you Write a letter to God, if you do good things in a year, God will give you a computer."

Little Tom began to write a letter to God: Dear God, I am your most lovable. Little Tom, I have done many good things this year. It’s Christmas. I hope you can give me a computer. I love you, Tom.

However, after little Tom finished writing, he felt that it was too unreal, so he wrote another letter: God, I am Tom. Although I have done several bad things this year , but I know I was wrong, I hope you can give me a computer, your Tom.

But after reading it, Tom still felt bad, so he wrote a third letter: God, it’s me, Tom. Yes, I did do a lot of bad things, but I still hope you can give me a computer, little Tom.

So, little Tom went to the church with the third letter. He saw the statues of the Virgin Mary and Jesus, but he wrote the fourth letter and then returned home holding the statue of the Virgin Mary. home and put it under the bed.

The next day, the pastor found a letter under the statue of Jesus. It read: Jesus, your mother is in my hands. If you want to see her again, please give me a computer. You know who I am!

Answer: 49_love | Level 2 | 2008-12-11 23:37

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11. A zero score in the exam is called a duck egg , Doing bad things is called a bad guy, having an empty head is called a fool, getting fired is called a fuck, being miserable is called a finished egg, and having endless eggs is called a leftover egg - Merry Christmas! Send

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13. Last Christmas , you put a diamond ring in my socks, so I washed your stinky socks for a year; if God gives me another chance, I will say, I will wash your socks again! For the rest of my life! Husband, I love you.

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17. The most embarrassing thing about Christmas: Picking up the turkey and thinking Bird flu; receiving gifts may contain bombs; carrying a pocket on the shoulder is like picking up rags; putting on a beard is regarded as a terrorist criminal - Bin Laden appears and sends

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18. Christmas blessings are sent to all directions. The east gives you a money tree, the west gives you eternal peace and happiness, the south gives you the road to success, and the north gives you money. All gold and silver are sent to you from all directions. Send a happy Christmas to you.

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20. Five Christmas Bans: No pretending to be busy at work and ignoring me, no getting rich and forgetting about me , it is forbidden not to help me when I am in trouble, it is forbidden to eat chocolate and not call me! It is forbidden not to miss me when you are free! I hope you will implement it seriously

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2010-12-06 19:12 Zeanze.com Friends

There was a couple who had just gotten married and didn't want children yet, but they didn't know how to prevent pregnancy, so they asked a doctor for help. The doctor gave them condoms. The couple went home happily.

A few months later, my wife became pregnant. The husband was very angry and went to the doctor to make a scene.

The doctor was puzzled and asked: "How do you use it?" He said: "I give my wife two at a meal!"

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Good and evil are all copycats~~I will create one for you~~

One day, two crabs formed a hole And they quarreled endlessly, all trying to occupy a very comfortable hole. After a quarrel, they finally decided to use rock-paper-scissors to decide the outcome. An hour has passed, two hours have passed, and the crab is still there shouting "scissors, scissors" with red ears. After a while, a smart crab suddenly understood.

Answer: Because black people are afraid of biting their own hands when eating dark chocolate