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Announce the good news of the baby's birth
2. Good news. The baby project that my wife and I have cooperated for a long time was officially declared successful today 17: 20. Finished female, weighing 5.3 kg. The current version is elementary and will be upgraded once a year in the future. According to experts' conservative prediction, there will be occasional water leakage and high-decibel crying during the upgrade process. Please share your valuable experience with me as soon as possible.
The original quiet life was broken by the baby's crying. From then on, young parents will open a new chapter in their lives. With the baby, even the brush strokes have become so soft and warm.
4, bask in my little lover! From today on, I can hug around in public, thanks to my wife.
5./kloc-the order from 0/0 months ago finally arrived today.
6. Thank you for your patronage, my little monster. Dad will always be your big tree!
7. Mother and child are safe! Dear, you have worked hard, I love you! Welcome baby arrival, come to our world.
8, tadpoles become frogs, 6 kg 8, seeking surprise, actually brought.
9. There are new people in the family, and the mother and son are safe!
10, hearing your cry, I seem to hear the sound of nature. From now on, you will be my weakness and armor. I hope that in the future, you will be safe and happy, step out of your wonderful life and cheer for my male god.
The order for 1 1 and ten months ago finally arrived today!
12, after 43 hours of labor pains, the warrior mother finally gave birth to a small cotton-padded jacket in the summer solstice. Thank you for your concern and support.
13, congratulations to Shanxin's mother and son for peace, health and happiness!
14, gave birth to a son, who seems as handsome as his father. Please rest assured.
15, the tadpole has become a frog, which is six pounds and eight pounds.
16, you know? Money is fast, the house is fast, it's all floating clouds, my daughter is king, and my wife is born soon!
17, I solemnly announce to you that I am dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad.
18, gave birth to a man with a brake handle and a John!
19, mother and child are safe, mother has worked hard, welcome the baby to the daddy hahaha world.
20, the weather is beautiful, the protection is next, the sky is falling for our children, we are happy. Children are scoundrels, and they love to be bad. Want you to kiss, want you to hug. Prepare a little thin wine to express my gratitude. Welcome to visit. It's an honor.
2 1. Extraordinary good news: My baby plan of long-term cooperation with my beloved wife was officially declared successful this morning. The finished product is babyv 1.0, which will be upgraded every year. The product attribute is a baby boy, weighing 3 kg and 50 cm high, which meets the national standard. According to experts' conservative estimation, this precious product will occasionally leak water and cry with high decibel during the operation of the previous version, which needs to be solved. Please share your valuable experience with experienced R&D personnel as soon as possible. Thank you!
22, the old X family added new recruits, and the family's meal was going to be finished.
23, grace and sublingual, our son came to my house. Suffering from October, it is difficult to open your fingers. The boy weighs seven catties and three pounds, so he is safe with his mother. Be grateful for heaven and earth.
24, brothers! I am a father! My wife just gave birth to a 6 kg 8 Liang daughter, which is very beautiful. From now on, man, I will be a slave to two women completely. Being a Mrs. Doubtfield, a cradle of human flesh, a milk powder cash machine, and my baby daughter holding my finger, I am very excited. Not to mention how cool it feels! Dude, congratulations!
25. The imperial edict is to bring goods to heaven. The emperor said: Liu Qing, the quality controller of Shiwei, has a daughter today, and she is very happy. I was specially adopted as her adopted daughter and named Little Dragon Girl. In particular, you are instructed to unconditionally present all kinds of exotic flowers and herbs, gold and silver treasures, silks and satins, famous horses and BMWs, wine and delicacies to the little dragon girl. Send it if you have the conditions, and send it if you don't have the conditions to create conditions. Those who intend to get married will have to go through me. I admire that.
26. I grew up with you and you grew up with me. As a new mother, please take care of me.
27. Mother and child are safe, work hard for my big baby and be grateful for my little baby.
28. What a happy thing! There are many talented people in any family. Congratulations!
29. Thank you for your encouragement and concern. A little cotton-padded jacket was born on the 20th.
30. Welcome baby to this world. Thank you for your advice in the years to come.
3 1, I can't believe that I am holding someone else's husband in my arms.
32. In the autumn of the fifth child, on the fifth day of the fifth year, my daughter was born at night, weighing two pounds and seven feet, with a gentle temperament and a serene appearance. She looked around lightly, her eyes weak. However, there was a thunderstorm in the west of Beijing at that time. When I first arrived, my beauty shocked the world, or I was worried about the chaos in the world. So I inform you that enterprises know each other and talents are blessed.
33. Since then, there have been weaknesses and armor.
34. Thanks to my daughter-in-law, who gave birth to a little princess at 20 12: 38, weighing 63kg. Mother and daughter are safe. Good news! I am a father.
35. It's too cold this winter. Fortunately, I added a small cotton-padded jacket.
Don't be afraid, princess. There may be many ups and downs in the world, and we will always be your protector.
37. Get rich overnight.
38. Good news and bad news: The good news is that I have a son today, and the mother and son are safe. The bad news is that you must send toys, baby clothes and milk powder to our government in the near future. You can send money, and offenders will be prosecuted.
39, gave birth to a son, as handsome as his father, please rest assured.
40. My heart that I have been carrying has been put down, and my dear Fanfan gave birth to a little princess successfully. Wish the baby a healthy and happy growth.
4 1, my wife was born with a gun.
42. Mother and child are safe! 7 kg 3 Liang boy! Honey, you have worked hard!
43. Comrades who gave birth to daughters, watch your cabbage. My pig was released today.
44, finally waiting for you, hahaha armor weakness!
45. Welcome mother and son to return safely and start a new life and journey.
46, daughter-in-law just gave birth to a boy, mother and child are safe! A friend congratulated you, named you, got married, and recognized your son. Hurry up! Ha ha.
47. Mother and child are safe! Dear, you have worked hard, I love you! Welcome baby arrival, come to our world!
48. Thank you for having a little life and a great mother in the world.
49, pain is temporary, happiness is forever. The baby is lovely and the family is happy. Congratulations. Congratulations.
50. I have a special liking for the rest of my life, which also makes my armor extremely hard.
5 1, thank you for chanting every day. Today, I finally couldn't help but open my belly and pull out that little slacker. Gee, the beautiful little princess is playing sleeping beauty! I endured the pain and kissed her gently on the forehead before she woke up. Come and play with the little princess!
52, beautiful and handsome, I gave birth to a daughter, weighing seven pounds and four ounces! Thank you for your concern!
53. The long-awaited little cotton-padded jacket finally appeared.
54. From today on, I will have a small cotton-padded jacket, weighing X Jin X Liang, and I am no longer afraid of cold in winter.
55. Smile at the good news and wish the mother and son peace!
At 56.22: 08, my beloved wife gave birth to a little princess, weighing 6. 18 Jin, and the mother and son were safe.
57, click a loud noise, a knife to be a parent, and Bora, a little male monkey, reported that he was in Chongyang.
58. From some time today, my wife will start sleeping with someone else's husband. I have to wait, wash, change clothes and take a shower happily.
59. My handsome boy was finally born, and the mother and son were safe.
There is a great mother in the world, thanks to my wife.
6 1, successfully gave birth to a little girl! Ma Ma has worked hard! With this little cotton-padded jacket, mother will not be cold in the future!
62. I am very happy to get one of my sons. I hereby inform you that the money for buying milk powder is ready.
63. Since then, a weakness has emerged. Baby, welcome to this world.
64. The baby has been born successfully, and the mother and child are safe. Thank you!
65. Since then, my weakness has increased and my heart has become more concerned.
66. For comrades who are daughters, watch your cabbage. My pig went out today!
67, report report, a big wave of children are approaching our mountain!
68. As soon as the cry rang, the little prince fell from the sky. From then on, I embraced happiness, held hands with happiness, and lived an endless good life with my wife. I'm so happy and excited. Tell your friends and relatives so that you can envy me.
69. I was poor and happy overnight.
70. God-given stone scales are like warblers and colorful. Nongzhang signed a happy ceremony, the doors were bright, the dragons and phoenixes were auspicious and rich, the pearl was a star, and the golden girl was shining, which made all the women shine at the moment, better than color, and red light was everywhere.
The order 7 1 placed ten months ago has finally arrived, and I will sign for it today.
72. Hello, goddess. Please take care of me all my life.
73, forget it, it's a bit incoherent, just one sentence: mother and child are safe, 8 kg fat boy! Great mother, great child.
74. Hey, girl, don't be afraid. Dad will always protect you in this life.
75. I was born. I finally met my husband's lover in my last life. She is more beautiful than me!
76. Mother and child are safe! Teenager, your time has begun! Come on!
77. After experiencing all kinds of pains in life, I successfully gave birth to a small cotton-padded jacket.
78,101early morning of October 30 1: 58 gave birth to a small cotton-padded jacket, and then entered another life! May you grow up healthily, and this life is enough!
79. The night of becoming a father is full of joy and a little uneasy. Why? Why? My wife is in urgent need of nutrition, and she is starving. I hope everyone will give generously and donate quickly! Speed!
Thank you for coming, my little monster.
8 1, beautiful and handsome, my little prince was born, weighing 7 kg and 8 Liang, and I am the president of China Merchants Bank!
82. The goods were finally unloaded smoothly. Thank you for your concern.
83. Thanks to my daughter-in-law, who successfully gave birth to a little princess at 20 12: 38, weighing 6.3kg, and her mother and daughter were safe. I have good news! I am a father.
84. Hello Goddess II. Please take care of my old father all my life.
85. The devil incarnated. Please pay attention to the little princess.
86. Congratulations on the birth of your son! Son's testimony is awesome!
87.X years, X months, X days and X minutes, the latest product was released, the version was male, and the mother and child were safe.
88. I hereby inform you that I really became a father this time. My wife worked hard and the smelly boy trained me.
89. I hold someone else's husband in my arms.
90. I always thought I was going to be a grandfather! Today, I completely understood one thing: I was my grandfather's life!
9 1, my son was born in Yuzhong District today, and the mother and son are safe. The dog is one foot and five inches long, weighs five pounds and three ounces, barks loudly, looks around and has the generous charm of his father. Such auspicious scenery makes me feel lucky. Today's success is due to the blessings of relatives and friends, so send a message to thank you.
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