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Dog licking copywriting

Dog licking copy (selected 29 sentences) 1. Before the word dog licking appeared, it was called "affectionate". 2. Are you tired? "Not tired." "But you've been running around in my head all day." 3. "Will you shut up?" "I didn't speak." "Then why is your voice all over my head?" Today's clouds are beautiful. I want to show them to you, but I think we haven't been together for a long time. Looking at the clouds again, I suddenly feel less beautiful. 5. I blew the wind you blew. Is this a hug? 6. It's better to chat with me on a cloudy day in Karen Mok, a rainy day in Stephanie and a sunny day in Jay Chou. 7. "If people have tails, it's a bit embarrassing to say so. Because when I'm with you, I think I can't help wagging my tail. " He is not married yet, so I want to wait. 9. Brother, can you call her back? If you call her back, she will talk to me if she is in a good mood. 10. Suddenly, I found that you never said you missed me. Wechat chat records search for the word "miss you" and display: "Why don't you go? You are thinking about your mother. " You'll still be worried about whether I miss mom or not. You really care about me more than I thought. 1 1. You played the game with her, and I don't know if she was mean to you in the game. If you are unhappy, you must tell me. Oh, I will always be with you. Today, the leader saw my good performance and gave me a bonus of 100 yuan. I'll call you now and buy you Xiao Qiao's green snake skin. You will have what others have. 12. You have been a little annoyed recently, like a repeater. Every time I chat with you, you reply to the same content. Did you deliberately deepen my impression of you? Then forgive you. When your news is waiting for you, can you reply to me in another sentence? The other party has started friend verification, and you are not his or her friend. I'm almost tired of listening to it. 13. You ignored me for two days, and I sent a lot of dynamic messages that didn't attract your attention. I've thought a lot. Maybe I am a fish swimming in your sea, maybe I am a grass, and I am willing to be cut by you. What are you doing at the moment? I miss you. 14. You said that your feelings are for one person. Space is locked because you don't like playing with space. Couple space is opened with your best friend. I found you, and you said you were busy at work. You say you are busy every time you chat. You are really an enterprising girl. That's very kind of you. I like you very much. 15. The way to attract the attention of the other party is not to say "good morning" persistently every day, but to comment "That's it" under each circle of friends carefully edited by the other party? 16. It is said that when the opposite sex speaks nonsense in front of you without scruple, it means that she is in love with you. Then you must be in love with me. You just said to me, "Don't you take a piss and take care of yourself?" 17. Now, my salary is 800 yuan every month. Guess how much I will give you. Do you think I will give you 1200 because the factory attendance award is still 400 yuan? Wrong, I borrowed 1 14 from my workmates 13 14. 18. I heard that your friend said that I was out today, and I came to see you as a clever boy. I didn't expect you to say "crawl, don't come over" to me. I cried on the spot. It turns out that my heart really touched people. You know, walking in bean shoes will make your feet tired. Let me climb, because it won't make my feet tired. Actually, you like me. 19. He is willing to send me another message about that damn little spark. I don't know, it must be because he misses me. Nothing special, we simply and directly expressed our inner passion. He gave me a fire emoji first, which must be to express his enthusiasm for me. I have more than one fire to show my love for him, so I hit three. Sure enough, sparks represent your heart, and we are heart to heart every day. 20. It seems that he never took the initiative to say that he loved me. I searched the keyword "love". In our chat record, he only said it once: borrow Iqiyi members. 2 1. Yesterday, I sent you a lot of messages as usual. Today, you finally replied to me in five words: "Are you bored?" . I'm so touched and flattered. You're starting to care if I'm bored. I won't get bored if you scold me every day. 22. I found a funny thing in Weibo today and wanted to share it with you, but when I sent it to you, I caught my eye with a big red exclamation mark. Yes, today is the 96th day that you deleted me. 23. Just lick it. I'm used to it, too You have bathed for a year. I love you more, because I love cleanliness too much. 24. Today, I will send you a message to report my daily work as usual. You finally replied to me in four words: "Uh-huh, OK". I'm so touched and flattered. I am willing to send you messages every day. Even if you scold me every day, I don't feel bored. 25. It's already morning 12. I looked at the screen of my mobile phone, but there was no news of her: Do you know? I've been waiting for your news all night. She finally replied to me: I told you to wait? 26. The secret crush said that her eyes hurt. I bought a bottle of eye drops for her, but she told me that she had someone she liked and told me to leave me alone. It took SF three days to get there. Why did she put eye drops in my eyes in only one second? 27. I sent you 200 messages today, but you still haven't answered me. I know you are chatting with other girls, but I just want to use the number of messages to brush my sense of existence. I can't be the protagonist of your chat, so be the background music for your chat with her. 28. I told him that my mother wanted to see you, so I searched the keyword "mom". In our chat record, he only said once: fuck off. 29. It's already morning 12. I looked at the screen of my mobile phone, but there was no news of her: Do you know? I've been waiting for your news all night. She finally replied to me: I told you to wait?