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How to impress girls and teach you ten tricks.

TOp 1 Keywords: Peep

They strolled in the street hand in hand. All of a sudden, he pulled her to a stop, and reached out and gently brushed a eyelash under his eyelids. She felt very happy.

It's just a trivial matter between the fingers to remove the hair from the eyelids, but it fully shows that he pays 1% attention to her. If he didn't like to peek at her carefully, how could he find a tiny eyelash that had just fallen? No woman can resist men's so stealing color.

TOp 9 Keywords: protection

Walking in the bustling Ma Lukou, he suddenly pushed her from the left to the right of the body, and blocked the car for her with his burly body. She was pleasantly surprised.

Today's women are not looking for a husband for a long-term meal ticket, but they need to take responsibility. When a man walks, he protects her inside, and when he eats, he blocks the cold air for her. The chivalrous shelter can make a woman moved.

TOp 8 keywords: remember

She likes to eat a lot, so she never runs out of food in the refrigerator. Suddenly one day, there was a note written by him on the refrigerator: I'm sorry, but the chocolate flavor can be sold out. You might as well try strawberry flavor today. Before eating ice cream, her heart is full of honey.

Careless, he often can't remember his birthday, but remembers her measurements, her monthly cycle, and her allergy to mangoes. The reason why a man remembers clearly is because he is obsessed with her.

TOp 7 keywords: wife slave

She accidentally cut her hand while taking a shower. He grabbed one of her inner clothes with distress and said, Don't touch the water when your hand hurts, and give me all the clothes you want to wash by hand in the future. Later, they fell in love and got married. He still washed her underwear by himself every day. She proudly told her girlfriends: I married a peerless man.

A man's persistent labor can impress a woman. Zhao Min's last wish is to hope that Zhang Wuji will stroke her eyebrows, which shows that no matter how provocative a woman is, she also longs for a wife slave.

TOp 6 Keywords: oversensitive

They meet to go fishing in the reservoir. After going out, he suddenly turned home and took an umbrella, and handed it to her arms without saying a word. Her chest was hot and moved inexplicably.

It's not a good thing that men have too many hearts and eyes, but they can care more and more. Take an umbrella for a date in spring, a mosquito repellent for a date in summer, a lip balm for autumn and a scarf for winter. It is this kind of affordable warmth that makes women feel happy.

TOp 5 Keywords: triviality

Before eating, he scraped the crumbs of bamboo chopsticks first; When drinking soup, he brushed her long hair behind her ear; After the steamed fish was served on the table, he removed the fishbone again and watched her eat with satisfaction. Friends say he is as trivial as an old mother and a son, but she says he is a good man worth marrying in the world.

The song says: Love should be said, love should be done. Men's trivial love-love behavior is permeated with the meticulous care of one mother and one mother. How can women not be moved?

TOp 4 keywords: focus

They linger in the book market. He suddenly stopped in front of the tool bookshelf, meticulously searching for a computer book, and her serious eyes shone with wisdom, which made her heart beat.

Many women like to watch men at work. When men are at work, they have a nail-like axial strength, which makes countless women think: If only this concentration could be used to love me!

TOp 3 keywords: love my house, love my dog

He is so busy in the office that he is sweating all over, but she is talking and laughing with her friends. On the phone, she said: those women blame me for not buying banana smoothies. Without a word, he dropped his job and took a taxi to Starbucks. When he sent banana smoothies to a group of women, she not only felt ashamed, but also felt extremely shocked.

if you really love her, you don't have to love the crow on her roof. If a man treats his family and friends as his own, and his heart is moved, a woman will take action, regardless of his relatives and friends.

TOp 2 Keywords: respect

They haven't reached the point of intimacy. When traveling together, she snickered in her seat, and he quietly closed the window and turned off the small light, so that she wouldn't be too embarrassed when she let off steam. Her mood suddenly cleared up and she decided that he was a trustworthy person.

It is important to love one another, but it is more important to respect women's feelings and dignity than to love one another blindly and subjectively.

TOp 1 Keywords: hug

Every time he says goodbye, he always holds her tightly in his arms and silently stares into her eyes, as if letting go of his hand would touch the end of the world. At this time, she always feels like a deer, hoping to hold her forever.

A hug without longing is the most touching thing. To borrow Archimedes' theory, give me a hug and I will have all your love and one. The short message that touched girls

wants to tell you that I may not be the best person for you, but I must be the one who loves you the most. I hope you can understand and cherish. Carry out one love and one feeling to the end and never part.

I am crazy about you, crazy about you, and hurt my heart for you. Crazy for you, crazy for you, the sea of suffering is always endless. You think of me as soon as you love me, like a star on a summer night; You forget me as soon as you love me, just like a spring dream. One love and one affection is an endless story, and when I was lovelorn, you were the only one on the line between you and me. I was really touched. This is a fate for me. Although I don't believe it, I can't believe it today.

now I can't kiss you with my lips, so I have to turn to text messages to convey a kiss with words! !

If there is an afterlife, let's be a pair of little mice. Stupid people love each other, dull to live, clumsy to snuggle up, silly together. Even if the snow closes the mountain, you can still snuggle in the haystack and bite your ear tightly.

It's more than one word, one love, one love, and a long love.

It's easy to quit smoking, but it's too difficult to quit you. When the virus of one love and one love came quietly, when you put the first kiss downloaded from my heart in the recycling bin, I decided to belittle one love and one love and format the memories. Do you know my heart is crying?

meeting each other only increases sadness; Hearing the news, it's just a moment of lovesickness; You know, you and I have long been connected! I have you in my heart and you have me in your heart.

I don't need to prove that I love you. I have felt it in your eyes, in your smile and in your breath. Forget who you are, and remember who I am when I see you; I always remember the way home. When I see you, I forget where my home is.

I miss you, miss you, send a short message to shock you, wait for you because of your love, and call you to say hello. You are all you, so I miss you when I have nothing to do. Don't let me meet you, otherwise I will love you to death!

Holding hands; Two hearts are beating, but the rhythm is the same, because you are kissing me and I am kissing you.

I look at you silently, just like an anemic star, I can't see your footprints when you come; The mood at the moment is like that coin, half storm and half flower; How much I want to: exchange my life for your beauty.

new clothes will get old, and people will get old. Time goes by, but my love for you will last forever. Our vows will never change.

If you believe in fate, you should admit that you have a share. If you have time, you should have a distance. So, marry me! Our one love and one love is a fate without time and space boundaries! The greatest hope in this life is to have you with me all my life ...

I wish all the women in the world would become you, so I don't have to look for you everywhere if I miss you: I'm afraid all the women in the world will become you, so I can't worry about you anywhere!

get to know each other, know each other and accompany each other. We have gone through two Spring Festival together, but I am not enough, because I want to go through this life with you.

I love you one by one? I want to see you after work; I want to tell you when I am happy; I don't let you know when I am upset, but I always want to tell you; I always want to follow you in whatever you do; Love you? I asked myself.

Knowing each other is fate, knowing each other is bliss, and loving each other is nature. Let's cherish now and spend every day happily forever.

God once told me that when the goldfish closed its eyes and shed tears, we would part. For this reason, I begged for a lifetime, and I would not close my eyes and shed tears when I died, so as to bless our love and affection for a lifetime.

What careless bartender mixed helplessness and care together, so that I couldn't wake up when I was drunk. Is it that I am so helpless when I miss you?

in previous years, I prayed for my happiness. Now I have you by my side. I know, happiness, I have got it. I love you!

acquaintance is the origin, knowing each other is the continuation, and staying together is the fate. It is fate that brings us together! I hope we can keep going, from origin to fate, from fate to fate

I know you are avoiding me at this time, can't you really forgive me for being cruel that night? My defense has already been destroyed by your crying, and I am hopelessly in love with you.

No matter whether you hate it or love it, I will leave you the warmest and best place in my heart. As long as you are knock knock, I will hold you in my arms, because I will always love you.

The beautiful summer wind, the warm winter sun and the sunny winter sun, hold you in a rocking cane chair. The distant bell is fluttering. Are you okay?

I hope I can kiss you gently before going to bed, hug you when I sleep, and see you when I wake up! I always hope so, forever.

I like the feeling that my hand is in your palm. I want to be deeply in love with you and hold hands with you for life. Forgive me for being one-sided and unruly. I love you once.

When I meet you for a second, I feel confused. When I meet you for a minute, I miss you for a night. When I meet you for an hour, I feel worried. Seeing you for a day is like seeing you across Sanqiu. Life is worse than death.

I love you all my life, and I love you once. Even if there are too many obstacles, I still do. Because I know that you are my waiting in this life. Really, I never regret falling in love with you. Girls' top ten ambivalence towards their future boyfriends

It is an inevitable course of life for men to get married and women to get married. Girls have no idea how to find a satisfactory boyfriend, and they are very contradictory. Some people summarize it into ten articles, and let's see where their contradictions are.

First, I hope my boyfriend is handsome, but I'm afraid he is too handsome.

Every girl hopes that her future Prince Charming will be a super handsome guy, so that she can at least have face when she goes out, which also shows the girl's vision. But once she really finds a super handsome guy, she is very worried, because everyone loves a super handsome guy. In this age of temptation and confusion, who can guarantee that the super handsome guy can withstand temptation and confusion? Can only be loyal to yourself? Especially those rich women like to find handsome men. Who can guarantee that handsome men will not go with her when they are tempted by money or status?

second, I hope my boyfriend has money, but I'm afraid he is too rich.

nowadays, girls talk about objects. Handsome is only a superficial need, money is the real need, and rich men are the hot items. Although naked marriage is also popular now, it just sounds fashionable, but it is very painful to live. Who doesn't want to get married and have a house, a car and a deposit? However, a man who is too rich spends too much time. Who can guarantee that the money will only be kept for you? Moreover, such men often think that they have more money, and there are many beautiful girls. In the face of money, beautiful girls will automatically throw themselves into their arms. Isn't Liang Luoshi typical? Even if you give birth to three children for each other, you can't escape the fate of being dumped.

Third, I hope my boyfriend has a position, but I am afraid that his position is too high.

as the saying goes, a husband is an official wife, and a husband begging for rice is called a flower woman. Therefore, girls nowadays like their boyfriends to be civil servants, and this one is stable and has status. But civil servants are in demand after all, and if they are senior civil servants, it is a hot potato. But this kind of civil servant is often a veteran of stealing a love affair and a master of love. Look at those fallen civil servants, they often have a group of beautiful women, and their wives are just decorations. It is a blessing from God not to divorce you. Therefore, it is as risky to find a boyfriend with a position.

fourthly, I hope my boyfriend will be promising in the future, but I'm afraid it will get worse.

Many girls are interested in her boyfriend's future success, and it is the biggest dream of all women to look forward to her husband's success. Therefore, they are desperate to fall in love with him and get married together. They may even be ignorant of quarrelling with their parents and getting rid of the relationship between father and daughter. But in today's society, men often change with the change of status and money. In those days, they worked hard together, and the man was very grateful to his wife and vowed to treat her well. But once he really made a promise, the man often forgot his oath, looked down on the yellow-faced woman who had no appearance in the past, gave her a name with conscience and divorced her without conscience. There were too many such cases, which made the girls present shudder.

Fifth, I hope my boyfriend has knowledge, but I'm afraid he is a bookworm.

Although it is the time to talk about money, men with knowledge are still liked by girls, because boyfriends with money and no knowledge often only have money in their eyes, and chatting with friends often loses face, and besides introducing their money, others are cloth stickers. However, some boyfriends who are too knowledgeable are bookworms, who don't know the way of the world and don't know the mood. Marrying such a man may be more stable, but the mood of life is boring.

Sixth, I hope my boyfriend is considerate, but I'm afraid it's too sticky.

Nowadays, girls all want to find a considerate boy, so they would rather find someone who loves each other than someone who loves each other. However, now girls have their own modifications, hoping to have their own space, their own life circle and their own friends. The boyfriend should not ask and disturb, especially for fear that his boyfriend will follow him all day or suspect her infidelity. The first sentence when meeting is to ask about her whereabouts and investigate and implement it, just like interrogating a prisoner, showing distrust. Such a man is annoying.

Seventh, I hope my boyfriend is free and easy, but I'm afraid of his unconstrained style.

Girls like free and easy men. Such men often have temperament, but girls are afraid that their boyfriends are too free and easy, and they can't find his whereabouts all day long, and they go in pubs and restaurants with ordinary friends all day long, and they can't ask him, which makes them neglect themselves, especially now that the outside world is full of flowers and flowers, which is easy to make men go bad.

Eighth, I hope my boyfriend will be filial, but I'm afraid he will fall in love with a mother.

filial boys tend to be considerate, so nowadays girls tend to find filial boys, and filial boys often respect and honor their parents equally, but because they are all only children now, parents often regard them as their parents, especially their mothers.