Idiot SMS special effects

1, April Fool's Day, I gave you the heaviest gift since you had shit. You will definitely eat a catty, and you will be full. If you think it's not enough, please help yourself.

On the bus, a standing pregnant woman said to the man sitting next to her: Don't you know I'm pregnant? I saw the man nervously say: the child is not mine! Happy April Fool's Day!

You have an angel-like appearance and a devil-like figure, and even your fart posture is so perfect. Can you control the rhythm in public? Happy April Fool's Day.

You are standing in the crowd, and your long hair is blown by the gentle wind, like the most beautiful melody in the world, echoing in my heart for a long time. I want to say: your wig is going to fall off ... today is April Fool's Day.

In the middle of the night, Bush saw bin Laden standing in front of his bed, criticizing his head and distributing it. Bush was frightened and said, "How dare you break into the White House at night! "Bin Laden shook his chest-high beard and said with a cold smile that Rejoice was so confident!

6. Your blood pressure is high, your blood fat is high and your position is not high. No speech at the conference, no speech at the meeting, prostatitis. The political achievements are not outstanding, the performance is not outstanding, and the lumbar disc is outstanding. Ha ha! Happy April Fool's Day!

7. Since I met you, you should know exactly where you are in my heart. Everyone except you is a pile of shit in my eyes, but you are different, because you are ... two piles. Happy April Fool's Day!

8. Tips for self-test of vital capacity: After farting, lower your head and suck, and then observe whether people around you smell the smell. If so, you must strengthen your exercise according to this method; If not, then prove that you are superman!

Experts have recently invented a versatile computer disk, which is called a floppy disk when it is soft, a hard disk when it stands upright, and an optical disk when its coat is stripped off.

10 Who are you? I accidentally lost my phone book. I guess you are Sheng Jinbin or Ai Wu Bai, right? Otherwise, it's not Mei Renxing. If not, then I conclude that you are Bian Tai.