A selection of interesting humorous jokes

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Interesting Humorous Jokes (Popular)

1. A professor assigned it to the students An essay title: "On Laziness." When he was correcting homework in the evening, he opened a certain classmate's notebook and saw that the first page was blank, and the second page was blank. When he turned to the third page, it read: ?This is laziness!?

2. Question: How to take Japanese-style photos of cherry blossoms? Answer: Photoshop the street signs into Japanese.

3. One of the sisters was riding a bus, and a strange aunt sat next to them. The phone rang, and the aunt answered the call, and said to the phone very cheerfully: "Ah, I don't have time this morning! I have to accompany Huihui to the hospital for an abortion!" The crowded carriage was quiet for an instant. I glanced at the aunt beside me. , when he turned around, he found that everyone in the car was staring at him. But I’m really not Huihui.

4. Death: I have been serializing for 11 years. ?Naruto: ?What the heck, I've been serializing it for 13 years. ?One Piece:?I have been serializing it for 15 years, and I don’t know when it will end. Detective Conan: In terms of qualifications, you are still a little behind me. I have been serializing for 18 years. ?Xinwen Lianbo smiled slightly:?Haha. . You are all weak! I have been serializing for 36 years, and I still have one episode a day. Can you do it?

5. I went to IKEA with my girlfriend and went to the children's area. I felt like, "What a good girl." Dad will buy you whatever you want. My girlfriend jumped on me and said in a very cooing voice, Dad, I want inheritance~ inheritance~ inheritance~

6. In the Chinese class, the teacher asked: Who can explain what "returning to the imperial court" means? What does it mean? Xiao Ming immediately replied: "It means losing the battle." The teacher was full of doubts and asked: "Why did you say that?" Xiao Ming: "They all carried the body back. It's not that they were defeated." ? Teacher?

7. In the third year of high school, the class teacher’s class was a bit hot in the classroom, so the class teacher took off his coat while giving the lecture. No one noticed the teacher taking off his coat, but when the teacher took off his coat, Halfway through, a boy in the back row suddenly shouted: "Take off! The uncle has a lot of money!" The teacher suddenly had black lines on his face?

8. The uncle bought tomatoes, picked three and put them on the scale, and the stall owner weighed them The next comment was: "Three and a half pounds per pound." The uncle said: "You don't need that much to make soup." The biggest tomatoes were removed. The stall owner said, "Two liang per catty, three yuan." Just when I wanted to remind the uncle to pay attention to the scale, the uncle calmly took out 70 cents, picked up the big tomato that had just been removed, turned around and left. It was a mess on the spot

9. A Chinese student had a fight with an American classmate. After being knocked down, he cursed angrily: I x your mother! His American classmate then asked others: What did he say? Others translated: He said he slept with your mother. When the foreign classmate heard this, he immediately went over and politely helped the Chinese student up and said: I'm so sorry, I didn't know you were my mother's boyfriend!

10. The poor, short girlfriend abandoned him and found another one. A tall, rich and handsome man is from a mainland drama. A poor guy and a tall, rich and handsome guy competed for the same girl, but the girl chose the poor guy in a Korean drama. This is a Taiwanese drama in which a rich and handsome man pretends to be poor and short, but then reveals the truth after falling in love with a girl. A group of poor and short people happily laughed at the tall, rich and handsome American TV series. Is it a British drama in which a poor man and a rich man come together happily?

Interesting humorous jokes (classics)

1. It’s too hot, so I finished a bottle of beer , I also want to drink a bottle. The wife disagreed, so the son said: "Mom, just let dad drink it, it's too hot." ? I said happily: ? It's better for my son to face his father. ? The son said: ? Mom promised to give me the money from selling the wine bottles as pocket money.

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2. Chief: Hello, comrades! Soldier: Hello, chief! The chief patted a soldier on the chest and said: The muscles have been trained well! Soldier: Report to the chief, I am a female soldier!

3. There is a buddy downstairs on the phone: Damn it, if it weren’t for my gambling, I would have at least hundreds of thousands now. More than eight thousand a month is no problem. Now it’s only eight hundred a month. Buy a train ticket. It’s gone. I really shouldn't fucking gamble!? I was stunned for a moment, then thought about it and concluded that he was talking about "doing a PhD", not "gambling".

4. The middle school math teacher’s surname is Yuwen. One day, a classmate called him Teacher Yu. He probably didn’t know that there was a compound surname. The teacher said awkwardly, classmate, my surname is Yuwen, so call me. Teacher Yuwen, this classmate was stunned for a second and said, but you are a math teacher

5. Thinking of the holiday today, I sent a text message to a leader: The boss wishes you a happy holiday every day. I want to be as happy as I am today~? After a while, my boss texted me back and said, “I’m visiting the grave.” . . ?After a while, the leader sent another message:?Go directly to the Finance Department to collect your salary after the holiday!?

6. After the breakup. I don't ask for anything. I just hope that every woman you have in the future will be worse than the other.

7. It’s too vulgar for boys to accompany girls to watch “TITANIC” in April. The most they can do is get a chance to help girls wipe away their tears. However, you can take her to see the 3D "Sadako" in May, and maybe then you can carry the girl who has fainted back home

8. He was her on the plane Sitting next to you. She tried every possible means to strike up a conversation with this handsome and exotic man from the Middle East: What Zodiac Sign do you like? He turned his face, his eyes filled with happiness: I like Gemini. She said shyly: A certain Gemini is very close to you! He smiled: This is the purpose of my trip. She was almost giddy with happiness as she watched him walk towards the cab. Come back to your senses and remember this moment: Over New York on September 11, 2001

9. Living the life of Bajie, but wanting the body of Brother Monkey, dreaming!

10. One day a child came back from kindergarten and asked his mother: "Mom, where did I come from?" The mother took a deep breath, her face turned red and said: "Dad's sperm combines with mother's egg..." After hesitating and hesitating, the child finally said with confusion on his face: "Mom, how could this happen? My deskmate said he was from Guangxi!"

Interesting humor Jokes (selected articles)

1. In order to make my husband quit smoking, I bought him melon seeds, preserved fruits and potato chips. Seeing that the snacks were getting less and less, I asked my husband how effective it was. He said: "Eating snacks and smoking at the same time really feels much better than smoking dryly." ?

2. A rich man came to a lighting store. He was dressed very simply! He saw a beautiful lamp hanging on the wall, so he asked the waiter: "How much does this lamp cost?" The waiter looked at it. He glanced at him without answering and continued to entertain other customers. This is when the rich man picked up the crutch, smashed it against the lamp, and then said to the waiter: Now I can know how much it costs!?

3. The husband just got home from work and asked his wife: ?What delicious food to make today? My wife replied gently: ?Very rich! Braised beef, seafood, prawns, pickled pepper chicken feet, green onion pork ribs, black pepper steak. When my husband heard this, his mouth watered, and he quickly interrupted. Said: ?Wife, you are so kind!!? The wife then said: ?There are so many flavors of instant noodles, which one do you want to eat?

4. In the middle of the night, Holmes woke up the assistant next to him and pointed at the full bowl of instant noodles. Stars in the Sky asked: "What do you think of when you see so many stars?" The assistant pondered for a long time and said: "Each star is equivalent to a sun, and the earth we live in is only a very small planet in the solar system. How insignificant do we humans seem!? You idiot, our tent was stolen!!!? Holmes said angrily.

5. Go to the bar and chat with the boss: "The president is about to change?" The boss quickly stopped and said: "Don't talk about politics, it's too boring!" I changed the topic: "I heard about John Paul II? Again Interrupted: "Don't talk about religion, it's too boring! What about football? The national football team has been defeated and lost recently. How many of them are fighting over this? I took a breath and asked: "Then let's talk about sex? The boss is happy. Answered: ?Okay!? Me: ?I'll blame you uncle!?

6. Friend A bought Ai Crazy 4, but he always borrowed Ai Crazy 3 from friend B to play cutting fruits. Friend B asked: You have Love Crazy 4 yourself, wouldn’t it be more enjoyable to cut it? Friend A said: My mobile phone? Isn’t it fast enough? Isn’t it ruthless enough?

7.? There are few stars in the moon, and black magpies fly south. ; Wandering around the tree three times, there are no branches to rely on. These four lines of poetry express what Cao Cao's state of mind was when he went to eat and couldn't find a parking space. ?

8. When I get married, we will get a pair of rings tattooed, and whoever files for divorce first will have his finger chopped off.

9. Mensao youth: Every holiday in the university is a day of confession, even the Tomb-Sweeping Day is not immune. Dear, would you like to be buried in my grave after you die?

10. When I was in college, I went to an Internet cafe and sat at the end of a row of machines. After a while, the entire row of machines went out of power. Players are making trouble, throwing mouses and keyboards. The network administrator came over to see if I had kicked the socket open. He plugged in without saying anything. After a while, I kicked him away. The network administrator came over and said: You can leave! If the game players find out, we can’t guarantee your safety!

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