Small joke (small joke has a stomachache)

Today, Xiaobian will share with you the knowledge of small paragraphs, and will also analyze and answer small paragraphs until they have a stomachache. If you can solve the problem you want to know, pay attention to this website.

What are the short paragraphs?

The short joke is as follows:

1, seeing that there are many relatives at home, my daughter is mad at dinner at night: you two are really good actors! My father's relatives praised my mother, and my mother's relatives praised my father, just like a model couple. I just want to ask, why do you both want me to wash dishes when there are no guests at home?

2. Walking the dog downstairs, a little girl ran to the dog and asked me, "Auntie, can you touch the dog?" Me: "Call Sister!" Little girl: "Aunt, can you touch your sister?"

My daughter-in-law went to work today, so I took my daughter with me. After chatting for a while, someone began to show off their wealth, and all the good guys were showing off their watches. This is written in Rolex, more or less tens of thousands, and that is written in limited edition. My daughter replied, your watch is not as good as my father's. My father's watch can make phone calls and take pictures.

4. Pour water for my son in the morning: Look, this cup is hot water and that cup is cold water, so you can't drink it. You should pour two glasses of water together to neutralize them and turn them into warm water to drink.

Complain before going to bed at night: it's a little hot to cover a thick quilt and a little cold to cover a thin quilt. The son immediately said, I see. It will be just right to cover all the thick quilts and thin quilts at night.

5. Father: "Do you really have children?" Daughter: "Yes, the doctor told me." "Who is the father of the child?" The daughter replied: "I don't know, the doctor didn't say."

6. My son invited some classmates to play at home. As an enlightened parent, I regard them as friends, chat with them about games and life. Later, when I went out to buy food, I heard someone outside the door say, "Your father is really something, and he is finally willing to leave."

What are some jokes that can make people laugh?

1. One night, Xiao Ming was lying on the soft grass, and a meteor pierced the sky. When Xiao Ming saw it, he quickly made a wish: "Let me be the most handsome person in the universe!" " As a result, a miracle happened and the meteor went back.

2. True love is when you clearly think the other person is a pig and are worried about being taken away by others.

There are always some idiots who are my friends that I can't abandon.

You must be reincarnated as a woman in your next life, and then marry a man like me.

5. Summer is just bad. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind.

6. Why is there so many people who get something for nothing in the world, but I am missing one?

7. Feeling in math class: As soon as your eyes are closed, the blackboard is full.

After the English listening test, I understood a truth: some words are only for people who understand.

50-word hilarious joke.

Complete works of jokes

1, layoffs:

Someone runs a restaurant, and business is very bad recently.

At noon that day, a friend went to the restaurant to find him and saw that he was organizing employees to hold a food contest.

After he organized the competition, he invited his friends to dinner. During the dinner, his friend asked him, "Business is sluggish. You don't think much about business, and you still have the heart to engage in entertainment? "

He said, "Dude, I just want to save costs."

The friend said, "I've never seen you save costs like this." To tell you the truth, he said, I'm going to lay off staff recently. Today I just want to find out who eats the most!

2, Taoist articles:

In late autumn, a student found a Taoist and said, "Taoist, there is often evil wind in my dormitory." I suspect it is haunted! " "

The Taoist asked, "How long has it been like this?"

The student replied, "Every day since July."

The Taoist priest was frightened: "Then how do you think of exorcism now?"

The student scratched his head: "Isn't there no air conditioning in our dormitory?"

3. Airport:

When the plane landed in a newly-built airport, the pilot pulled all the brakes to the end and almost ran off the runway.

He looked out of the cockpit window and got a fright. God, there is such a short runway in the world.

The navigator also looked out. "Well, it's not long, but it's wide."

4. Clothing supplies:

Once in a wedding photo studio, I overheard a conversation between a couple and the staff. It seems that a woman wants to take a theme wedding photo and asks the staff how much it costs. The man couldn't listen any longer and said, how expensive is it?

The staff said: the key is good clothes, so it is expensive. Oh, the man nodded and said to the staff, then give us an angel series. The staff was a little puzzled and asked: What is the angel series? The man said: just give her a piece of cloth, I won't wear it!

5. Oral English:

A man from China knows a little English. One day, he accidentally stepped on a foreigner's foot on the bus, so he said sorry, "I'm sorry." The foreigner was also very polite and said, "I'm sorry, too."

China people: "I'm sorry." Foreigners are puzzled: "Whatareyousorryfor?" China people: "I'm sorry!"