A prank message _ a humorous prank message

1, 20 12 If it gets dark, I miss you. If the ground sinks, then I miss you; If there is a tsunami, I look forward to you. If you haven't received my message, it's that your mobile phone is going to drop. If you don't reply to me, haha, then you owe me a beating! ? I hope you can cooperate with me to do some great things. We will not worry about eating and drinking, but also travel around the world. I think with your charm, you will earn more than me. Promise me? Let's go Begging for food! ? 3. In the middle of the night, there is no light in the toilet; You go to relieve yourself and fall into the toilet; Fighting maggots and shit; No one saved you and sacrificed heroically; Live great and die silent; In memory of you, the toilet is on! ? I was really scared when I heard that you were trafficked. I'm worried about that man. I'll sell you! ? Life becomes uncomfortable without you. I hate that hateful third party for taking you away. Do you have a new relationship with him? I really want you to come back to me-wallet! ? 6. Times have really improved. Hair color is increasing, eyes can change color, nails can be encrusted, navel can be played, and idiots can read text messages. Hehe, I wish you a smile and a good mood every day. ? 7. This information is purely harassing information! Warning, go to sleep before you sleep! Turn over and go back to sleep! Get up after a long sleep and go to the bathroom to sleep! I really don't want to sleep. Pick up my mobile phone and harass those who want to sleep with me! ? 8. If you feel bored or empty, please call me! Please press 1 to talk about feelings, press 2 to talk about work, press 3 to talk about life, press 5 to introduce me, please tell me directly when you invite me to dinner, and please hang up when you borrow money from me. ? 9. Love you, love you to death, find an artist to draw for you, draw for you on the sheets, and hold you day and night. Hate you, hate you, hate you to death, hire a painter to carve you, carve you on the chopping block and chop you to death! ? 10, I have three sentences to tell you, including the following one. Thank you for finishing. ? 1 1, deep, deep, I'm from Shanghai, I'm from Shanghai, and all my departments have been killed. How many people did you kill? Shanghai, Shanghai, I am deep! The whole army is wiped out, the whole army is wiped out! No reply, all killed, no answer, this is a recording, this is a recording! ? 12, to test Putonghua, please shout out the following poem: Dark is green, dark is bamboo, dark is through Chun Lv, dark is through Chun Zhu, and doers are dark and sand-fixing. ? 13, I heard that your mobile phone has no SMS function, so I sent this message to check it out. If you receive this message from me, please reply and let me know: I have it, it's yours! ? 14, my friend came back from buying cakes. The cake says Zhuge Zang, and we all want to know who Zhuge Zang is. My friend said: I'm just hungry and want to cheat more cream. ? 15, I received a small card from you, and told you my deep thoughts. Although we haven't seen each other for a long time, our feelings remain the same. You said I was particularly worried about you recently, and I must visit your second brother's house. ? 16, I remember that you went on a blind date that year, and when you arrived at the woman's house, the matchmaker let everyone out with a wink, leaving you two alone to chat. When you walk into the boudoir of your future daughter-in-law, you are so happy that you want to sit on the bed in your dreams. At that moment, tragedy happened and the bed collapsed! How do you explain that your parents-in-law are back? You wet your pants with fear. Later, everyone forgave you, because it was 1 April! ? 17, I am desperate. I haven't heard from you for three days, and my heart is in a mess. I've searched all your favorite ponds, dining rooms and sleeping lawns, but I still can't see you. My heart is broken. How can I lose my little turtle that I have kept for so long? ? 18, your face is fierce, your skin is covered with hair, and you poop everywhere, which surprises me! Don't get me wrong, my friend, I'm talking about rhubarb dog in front of your house, but it doesn't have a mobile phone, so I'll send it to you. ? 19. Last night, I dreamed that you were chasing a pig. You live fast and run fast. You chase after it seriously and persistently. Finally, you cornered the pig, and suddenly the pig knelt down and begged you: We were born from the same root, so why should we fry each other? ? ? 20. This is a magical short message. Reading word for word will double your IQ, reading aloud will be a hundred times smarter, collecting and forwarding will get rid of ignorance, and replying attentively will be outstanding. Don't tell me you don't believe it. April Fool's Day can't fool you. Who would you lie to? 2 1, "I miss those days very much. You wriggled in front of me and walked down the country road with your head down. When the villagers saw us, they all praised you: Oh, it's so beautiful and clean! Also praised me: Good boy, come out to release pigs at such a young age! " ? 22. If the ear itches, it proves that someone misses you; Your eyes itch, which proves that someone wants to see you; Your itchy lips prove that someone wants to kiss you; If you don't feel well. . Stop joking, it's time for a bath! ? 23. "This news has three main purposes: one is to contact feelings; The second is to pass the time; Third, I am very responsible to tell you: the weather is cold, remember not to wear open-backed pants again. " ? 24. One day, my classmates and I went to the canteen for dinner. Because there were too many people, we decided to pack up and eat, so we squeezed in to order. When a friend wants to wrap bean sprouts, he is called: Auntie, I want to explode my teeth! ? 25. I understand that every short message sent to you will make you unforgettable! I know, every word I write to you makes you forget all about eating and sleeping! But I want to know, when will you treat me to the meal you owe me? ? 26. "During the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, you commanded the three armed forces, wearing a pot cover, carrying a sack, carrying a plastic bag around your waist, holding an egg yolk pie and two cabbages in your hand. You are called Dong Fangbubai, and you rush to the front and shout, "Who has garbage to sell? 27. "This news has three main purposes: one is to contact feelings; The second is to pass the time; Third, I am very responsible to tell you that when summer comes, I will send a very technical sentence: remember to put on open-backed pants when the weather is hot. " ? 28. You and I started playing together when we were young. I can sing 200 songs and you can dance 200 dances. We often perform together, so people call me Brother 200 and ask you to dance 200! ? 29, nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! I'm telling you, it's okay. You didn't press a fart! ? 30. "It costs you money to make nonsense, the phone bill for making nonsense will evaporate, and you will regret it if you spend it. It costs you money and all your money. Anyway, a dime will make you dizzy! ? 3 1, according to statistics, one in every three people is brain-damaged. Anyway, I'm not, and neither am statisticians? So you received this message as a third person? Haha, just kidding, be happy! ? 32. God said to grant me a wish. I said I want world peace. He said it was too difficult to change. I took out your photo and said to make this person more beautiful. He pondered, and said, Bring me a globe, and let me have a look! ! ? ? You like cleaning and mopping the floor every day. Your figure is graceful, your personality is shy and silent, you are unique in the world, you work hard and have no feminine taste, you will pass it on as a story, lovely mop! ? 34. Are your ears itchy? Does that mean I miss you and my eyes itch? Does this mean that I want to see you? Does your mouth itch? That means I want to kiss you. Does it itch? What does this mean? Come on, you're getting lice. Take a shower! ? 35. Did you know that my friend talked about you just now? I quarreled with them and almost started, because some of them said you looked like a monkey and some said you looked like an orangutan, which was too much! I didn't treat you like a pig at all! ? 36. To buy lottery tickets, I asked: Pay the bill or buy a pair? You said: Pay the bill. When guessing boxing, I asked: pay or buy a pair? You said: Pay the bill. I went to buy a diamond ring. I asked, if it were you, would you pay the bill or buy a pair? You said: I'll pay! ? 37. "One day, the little turtle received a malicious message. He said to his mother, "someone sent me a malicious message!" " "mom said," "pigs look, turtles don't look! """ ? 38. Don't eat when you are hungry! I did it; Don't sleep when you are sleepy! I also did it; It's cold and naked, here we go again. It's a pity that I didn't tell you when I missed you, isn't it? ? 39.hey, where are you? If you are on the road, I wish you peace, if you are working, I wish you success; If you are at a party, have fun; If you are at home, I wish you warmth; If you are laughing, I wish you continue to giggle! ? 40. I heard that you have been awesome recently. Putin will help you get off the plane, Bush will be your driver, Madonna will accompany you up the stairs, Kim Hee Seon will roast your chicken, Andy Lau will take out the garbage, and even I will send you a text message! ? 4 1, you lie quietly on the bed, emitting attractive fragrance, soft skin and attractive feeling, which makes my heart beat faster. I am excited to walk up to you, lie on your body and tell you affectionately that I like you? My sheets! ? 42. When I finished reading the short message you sent me, I finally understood that you used so many feelings for me! So sincere! How unforgettable! You can't forget me! So I decided: turn it off and piss you off! ? 43. In the vast sea of people, when you receive this blessing, please try your best to hit the wall. Do you see the countless stars in front of you? They are all my blessings to you. ? 44. It is said that you confessed to a woman a while ago and were scolded: Who are you? She's really ungrateful. Only I know that you are different from others. Because your ideal is to bloom chopped green onion first and then fake daffodils! ? 45. Starting from tomorrow, the municipal government has decided to eliminate all young people with mental retardation who are ugly and detrimental to the city appearance! Pack your things and go out for refuge. Don't say I informed you, remember! You're welcome I received this message as a pink DuDu pig. I deleted this message as an African pig. I replied to this message as a wild boar in the wild boar forest. I didn't reply as a Rwandan pig. I stored it as a Ukrainian white pig. I forwarded it as a local stupid pig. Hey, hey, what do you do? ? 47. Friar Sand said: I changed eighteen times, Bajie said: I changed thirty-six times, and Wukong said: I changed seventy-two times. Tang Priest was furious: I didn't see you change your mobile phone on the way to the west. Look, the monster is still reading text messages on his mobile phone! ? 48. Your friendship has enriched my feelings: I cry when you cry; You laugh and I laugh; When you jump off a tall building, I will stick my head out and shout without hesitation: Wow! Not dead! ? 49. Since you have shit, I will give you the gift with the heaviest amount of shit. You will definitely eat a kilo. If it is not enough, please help yourself. ? 50. The night is already deep. I woke up from my dream because I thought of you. Why do you always leave me quietly in the middle of the night? I really need you. Ah! Where did the pillow fall? ? Humorous SMS:? 1, meeting you is the beginning of my heart; Falling in love with you is my happy choice; Having you is my most precious wealth; Stepping into the red carpet is my eternal motivation. Unfortunately-I sent it to the wrong person. ? 2. Don't move! Read this message quietly! Look up, look down, don't forget the left and right! Have you finished reading it? Delete it after reading it! ? 3. What happened? Call the mobile phone, voice prompt: you dialed a lazy pig from other places, please dial the pigsty area code before dialing the number. I can't believe it. Call again. Voice prompt: the owner has been slaughtered. ? The most romantic thing I can think of is watching you get fat. Then I'll eat pork. Oh yeah! ? I heard that eating garlic can prevent swine flu, which makes sense. Think about it: if you eat garlic, people will think you stink and don't want to be near you, and the swine flu virus won't be near you! Haha, don't forget to pack two cloves of garlic before you go out. Meeting you is the beginning of my heart, and falling in love with you is my happy choice; Pursuing you is the starting point of my happiness; Having you is my most precious wealth; Stepping on the red carpet is my eternal motivation! Unfortunately, I sent it to the wrong person! ? 7. Zero in the exam is called duck eggs, bad things are called bad people, empty heads are called idiots, firing people is called fuck off, and swearing is called assholes. Alas, it's over. Those who read text messages are idiots. ? 8. I pray to the Buddha for a long-lasting blooming rose every day. When I get 999 flowers, I will give them to you. I don't believe that attracted bees don't sting you! ? ? 9. Twitter, Twitter, there are really many strange things today. Birds in the sky learn to swim, and fish in the water learn to fly. This is not the most unusual. There is a little pig reading the information, and its trotters are pressed again and again, laughing while reading the information! ? 10, I just chatted with my friends, and several of them talked about you, you know? I quarreled with them and almost got into a fight, because some of them said you looked like a monkey and some said you looked like an orangutan. It was really too much! I don't care about you at all. ?