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Being jealous of her boyfriend makes him happy.

Boyfriend's jealousy makes him happy. Funny sentence (1) 1. Even if I walk eight blocks, it's just to see you.

If I were a tear in your eyes, I would slide across your cheek and stop at your lips. If you were a tear in my eye, I would never cry because I am afraid of losing you.

But at least we are the most important people to each other in the world!

You can't get rid of the habit of smoking in two years together. You said that cigarettes represent men's loneliness. What puzzles me is that you still feel lonely after I have been by your side for so long. There are two iron boxes in the cupboard in the room, which contain the cigarette butts you have smoked in the past two years.

You are the beacon in my heart. I just want to transfer my love for you from my heart and express my love for you.

6. Your mouth is up and your heart is pounding. This must be the feeling you like, don't you think?

7. So you can see that I like you.

Dear past, thank you for teaching me a lesson. Dear future, I'm ready.

I like you very much.

10. I haven't thought about anyone since I met you and got married.

1 1. I wish I could kiss you before going to bed, hug you while sleeping, and see you when I wake up! I always hope so.

12. Our hearts are in harmony with each other, so we finally walk together, and we will go on like this forever until we get old.

13. Dear, you are my baby. In this world, everything is changing, only my love for you remains unchanged.

14. I really want to eat you all at once.

15. You treat me like a kite, either let me go or take me home. Don't bind me with an invisible emotion, it will break my heart.

16. I don't want to admit that you are the one I shouldn't guard. I don't want to expose my weakness in front of you.

17. Keep your head up under any circumstances. When you look up, you will see the sunshine, so you won't cry.

18. You are the most literary and rational man among the boys I have ever met. This is also what I think is the most similar between us.

19. A cigarette and a glass of wine, so it doesn't matter.

20. Thinking of you is sweet, loving and missing for no reason. As long as you are happy, it is my purest wish.

Boyfriend's jealousy makes him happy. Funny sentence (2) 2 1. I have teased you thousands of times in my mind, but I can see you but I am a dog.

22. Challenge Gorahei's technology.

23. When the door opened, my room was still empty, no familiar figure was waiting for me, and the bed was no longer warm.

24. I have no way out. Although I have experienced all kinds of hardships, I don't want to quit. What makes love strong is conscience, and the rest is left to God. Loving you is a road of no return.

25. Wait for you, grow old forever, and grow old together in the next reincarnation.

26. Don't face me with Mona Lisa's smile. I really want to shave your eyebrows.

27. Baby, my love for you has never changed. You are the part of me that hides in my heart and gives in to the status quo.

28. It's good to think of you. I want to make a snowman with you this winter to create our future happiness.

29. You are my paradise, you are the embodiment of Germany in my life, and you let me know how to miss you happily.

You are very handsome and popular, so many girls like you. As the woman behind you, I should be proud of it. But love is mutual, and every girl likes you in different ways.

3 1. Either you hang up first or I hang up first!

I am too old to be crazy about love. I never believe in the story of love at first sight! I miss you, but I can't help it What you see is the real me! Never-ending touching! Touching the world with you, the most beautiful existence!

33. I believe in love and trust you more. I want to take photos with you, have dinner with you, and do things I have never done before.

34. You are the brightest star, and I want to sign a treaty with you, with content and time limit; A lifetime.

35. If one of us dies first, I'd rather let you die first, so you can leave the pain to me, so you don't have so much pain! Leave all the pain to me!

36. As long as you enter this circle within100km, your heartbeat will accelerate mine.

37. You said you would wait for me, but you really did, just looking for someone to accompany you.

38. Because love is the love I can't bear to pay: so waiting is the wait I can't bear to pay: these loves and these waits are not my own in the end!

39. It is the most eternal scenery in my plain years.

40. I buried you in a tear and imagined that amber would be in a thousand years. I dare not bow my head, lest tears fall and break you, break my Millennium dream, and let me protect you all my life!

Boyfriend's jealousy makes him happy. Funny sentence (3) 4 1. That person, I just want you to remember that I exist in your world, and I don't want me to be your passerby.

42. An empty mind is the best gift: the lonely road is the most beautiful scenery.

43. How many surprises did you give me when I turned around in the desolation? It can be seen that plain paper is shallow and shallow, and my smile only blooms for you.

44. You were my benefactor in my previous life, and I will repay you in this life.

45. I am not alone with you. Wipe it off for me when I cry. When I feel cold, you hold me in your arms. I'm not alone. Honey, I love you! !

46. The road comes out step by step. Love is bought bit by bit. Life is like this, page by page, really alive! I cherish my life and cherish you more!

47. Tears came out of my eyes: what is hidden in my heart is bitterness: I can't figure it out: you can't give up: tears flow because of bitterness: I am suffering because of you!

48. Dear, you are nobody, you are the only one for me. May we be together forever, and the true feelings will remain unchanged.

49. Say loudly that you are a tear in my eyes, and I try my best not to let you fall.

50. A lie, after being packaged, has a better name called promise.

5 1. I just want a little of your love, a little of your kiss and a little of your heart. Let me put me in your heart, so that you can always use your breath to blow my beginning in my ear!

52. She will be angry with you for many things, but she will always be with you.

Lovely you stole my love and my heart. I've decided to sue you in court. What should I sentence you to? The judge searched all the criminal records and cases, and finally the jury unanimously passed: I sentence you to be mine for life.

54. Once I cried and said, I can't live without you. Now I'm laughing. It's great that I can live without anyone.

55. You are my paradise. Love is in the corner. You are lost, but you still love me when you wake up.

56. The world can't work without you! I was trapped in the same place, and people's memories were condensed. Looking forward to the dawn in the dark, only you can give me the warm morning light.

57. But this is the way I like it. What should I do?

58. As long as you are willing, I will always accompany you, never changing. I love you naturally and cleanly, free from external interference, desire and emotion.

59. If I were a rose, I would like to dedicate it to Fan Fen: If I were the sun, I would like to dedicate it to warmth; If I were a diamond, I would dedicate myself to eternity … but I just said: I love you!

In this way, no matter where I go, you won't lose it.

Boyfriend is in a bad mood, make him happy.

Make your boyfriend happy when he is in a bad mood. If you can do it yourself, you'd better do it yourself.

There are many people watching you in this world, but few people accompany you and cherish accompanying you.

3. After a few years at home, life has been tempered, which is specious and beyond my mind, but this growth has come true! You know what, lover!

4. Believe in love and trust you more. I want to take photos with you, have dinner with you, and do things I have never done before.

It is sweet to think of you, and I will always protect you, even if it is very hard, I will spend it with you.

6. Whenever the night rises, I stare at you, write my thoughts into my heart and ignite myself with enthusiasm. Although there is no miracle in life, it exists forever like the tide of the sea. Please read this message quietly and bless you. You are so beautiful today!

7. Baby, love your heart, never change, you will accompany me to the end, really happy.

8. You are a mouse, I am a cat: you are tea, I am water: you are a tree, I am a vine: you are cash, I am a card;

9. Because love is the love I can't bear to pay: so waiting is the wait I can't bear to pay: these loves and these waits are not my own in the end!

10. You are the brightest star. The way the police uncle confessed has been paying attention to you for a long time. Please follow me.

1 1. Dear, you are my baby.

12. Although there are many people in the world, actually only one person is willing to accompany you in the middle of the night and rainy days.

13. It's like melting yourself into his life.

14. I am most impressed by you! My love.

15. The reason why I left you is not because you are not good or I don't love you. You are a perfectionist. I'm afraid that when my face turns pale, you will gradually alienate me. On the contrary, I will choose to leave you before my face is worn out by time, leaving you with perfect memories.

16. In this way, you are together, accompany you through every section of the road and grow old with you.

17. I just hope that after three years, five years and ten years. One day, when we meet, we can still recognize each other. You shout, I miss you so much. At that moment, I will burst into tears.

18. No matter how strong a person is, there will be a day when he can't hold on: no matter how persistent his heart is, there will be a moment of tears.

19. The punch line Julien is a reliable prey, and prevarication is the reaction of the person you like.

20. I have no way out. Even after all kinds of hardships, I don't want to quit. What makes love strong is conscience, and the rest is left to God. Loving you is a road of no return.

Make her boyfriend happy when he is in a bad mood (Part II) 2 1. A woman's heart is so changeable that she wants to be small for a while, passionate for a while, romantic sometimes, and even more surprising.

22. I miss you so much that it has been three days, but it seems like a century has passed. I wonder if your mood has improved? Are you okay? I shouldn't have pestered you the other day to make you angry. I'm really sorry. I shouldn't bother you when you are tired. I hope you are happy.

23. My love will always be with you. I hope that if I say you are busy, you will say no, you are very important, and I will stay with you.

24. That man, I just want you to remember that I exist in your world, and I don't want me to be your passerby.

25. You are the beacon in my heart, and I will always accompany you silently, although I am a little woman in front of others.

26. The world was originally lonely, but since the appearance of human beings, it has become lively: my heart was originally lonely, and since you appeared, my heart has become happy.

27. Promise me that we will spend Valentine's Day together next year!

28. Think about it, think about it, think about it, want to be with you, travel all over the world, and travel all over Qian Shan, so that every day can be connected into our most beautiful and wonderful memories!

29. Either you hang up first or I hang up first!

30. When you laugh, the whole world laughs with you. You cried. You are the only one crying in the world.

3 1. You were my benefactor in my previous life, and I will definitely repay you in this life.

32.are you busy? Nothing, just want to tell you in a way that doesn't bother you: I am thinking of you! I hope that when you receive my message, you will have a smile on your lips and let your friends around you know that you are happy! I love you!

33. I wish I could kiss you before I go to bed, hug you when I sleep and see you when I wake up! I always hope so.

34. My love has always been with you, and I suddenly found myself listening to my favorite songs many times and loving them for many years.

You are the brightest star. You are all the happiness in my life. Looking at you means seeing my happiness

36. I want to eat you all at once.

37. Once you were my most beautiful first love, but now it is an unforgettable memory. Why can't the Buddha give us that beautiful ending? ! But let me remember my life!

38. The stars in the sky are shining. Which is your heart? Altair and Vega were tortured on July 7. Your heart, my heart, heart to heart!

Dear past, thank you for teaching me a lesson. Dear future, I'm ready.

40. The world can't work without you! I was trapped in the same place, and people's memories were condensed. Looking forward to the dawn in the dark, only you can give me the warm morning light.

Make your boyfriend happy when he is in a bad mood. (3) 4 1. Believe in love, trust you more, and sing to you with memories. I just want to remember every day we are with you.

42. Don't say I miss you, so the moon and you are in the dark.

43. There are many people who look at you in this world, but few people accompany you. Cherish the people who accompany you.

44. Carefully explore another kind of love you left in this life and return it to you tomorrow after a long time.

45. I'm so nervous. I don't know what is waiting for me when I send you a text message.

46. You can't get rid of the habit of smoking in two years together. You said that cigarettes represent men's loneliness. What puzzles me is that you still feel lonely after I have been by your side for so long. There are two iron boxes in the cupboard in the room, which contain the cigarette butts you have smoked in the past two years.

47. Honey, you are my baby. If you need someone to accompany you, I will sit beside you and accompany you quietly.

48. I am willing to wait even if it is just an empty joy.

49. Love is the fragrance of flowers in spring, sunshine in summer, sweet-scented osmanthus in autumn and snowflakes flying in winter. Beautiful love, may you have it as soon as possible!

50. You are my paradise. I want to put you in the corner of time, but there is no place to put you.

5 1. If you ask me what I like best about you? I will say that I like your eyes best, because there is my happy smile in them: If you want to give me a gift, I want the second button of your coat, because it is the closest place to your heart.

I know we can only be friends, but my love remains the same. As long as one day you need my love, I will always be by your side, even if my shoulders are still open for you.

No matter how busy I am, I will treat you to coffee. No matter how cold I am, I will listen to your jokes. No matter how annoying I am, I will let you live well. No matter how tired I am, I will send you a message. No matter how bitter I am, I will stay with you.

I love you not because of how much you love me, but because you are you and I love you.

You said you would wait for me, but you really did, just looking for someone to accompany you.

56. I know you are avoiding me now. You really can't forgive me for being cruel that night? My defense has been destroyed by your crying, and I am hopelessly in love with you.

57. An empty mind is the best gift: the lonely road is the most beautiful scenery.

When the train flies by, honey, if you don't come, I will come to you.

59. It is sweet to think of you. Since you don't need to love me, I don't need to hurt you.

60. Listen to the rain last night, listen to my heart tonight and watch the night with you tomorrow. If you like, I will accompany you through thick and thin all your life.

If your boyfriend is angry, make him happy.

If your boyfriend is angry, make him happy (Part I) 1. So you are together, accompany you through every section of the road and grow old with you.

You said you would wait for me, but you really did, just looking for someone to accompany you.

You are the beacon in my heart, and I am waiting for someone who can accompany you forever.

4. I passed a restaurant that I had been to with someone I liked before. The restaurant was demolished and my memory was destroyed.

Baby, love your heart, never change, dear, listen to your love.

6. The world can't work without you! I was trapped in the same place, and people's memories were condensed. Looking forward to the dawn in the dark, only you can give me the warm morning light.

The two luckiest things in my life, one is that time has exhausted my love for you, and the other is that I met you a long time ago.

Honey, you are my baby. In this world, everything is changing, only my love for you remains unchanged.

9. When the person you like says something to yourself, you will feel as warm as the sun.

10. It's sweet to think of you. You and the northwest wind have been with me.

1 1. It's sweet to think of you. Love disappeared for no reason. As long as you are happy, it is my purest wish.

12. But the courier won't let me into the box.

13. It's good to think of you. I will always protect you, even if it is very hard, I will spend it with you.

14. Come back, dear.

15. I only have eyes for you. Your eyes only looked at me, and we watched quietly.

16. I am willing to cover my ears for you and talk about love stories all my life.

17. Don't talk nonsense, I told you to sleep, and get up to eat my breakfast when you are full!

18. It takes only one minute to meet someone and only one sentence to like someone; It takes only one day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

19. I want to be with you, watch the sunrise and sunset with you, and collect romantic breath with you hellip:

20. No one is right or wrong in love. Only when you are abandoned and hurt do you know how to love? As long as you love brave enough to love, I believe happiness is just around the corner.

If your boyfriend is angry, make him happy (Part II) 2 1. You are the brightest star. The way the police uncle confessed has been paying attention to you for a long time. Please follow me.

22. You are the beacon in my heart, and I will always accompany you silently, although I am a little woman in front of others.

23. You are nobody. You are the only one for me. You are my eternal dream. I think I have a dream all my life.

Dear past, thank you for teaching me a lesson. Dear future, I'm ready.

When passing by like a train, honey, if you don't come, I will come to you.

26. I don't talk much! There is only one thing to tell you: with you, you are everything! Without you, everything is you!

27. I know you are avoiding me now. You really can't forgive me for being cruel that night? My defense has been destroyed by your crying, and I am hopelessly in love with you.

28. Listen to the rain last night, listen to my heart tonight and watch the night with you tomorrow. If you like, I will accompany you through thick and thin all your life.

29. You are my paradise. Love is in the corner. You are lost, but you still love me when you wake up.

30. Because love is the love I can't bear to pay: so waiting is the wait I can't bear to pay: these loves and these waits are not my own in the end!

3 1. How many people are worth waiting for, but there is a fool who can make me willing to wait.

32. I haven't seen you for a long time, but I miss you a little ... faint acacia, like that red bean, represents my sincere and simple heart.

33. My love is always with you. I hope that if I say you are busy, you will say no, you are very important, and I will stay with you.

34. With the world, I can only allow you to be prosperous in troubled times for a lifetime. I only hope you will be one minute.

An empty mind is the best gift: the lonely road is the most beautiful scenery.

36. If you ask me what I like best about you? I will say that I like your eyes best, because there is my happy smile in them: If you want to give me a gift, I want the second button of your coat, because it is the closest place to your heart.

37. I would like to get to know you, to know each other, to hold hands with the world of mortals, to be miserable, to be happy and to hold hands for life.

38. Dream of a memory, fall deeply in love, and stay eternal when you suddenly look back.

39. Dear, you are my baby.

40. You are a beacon in my heart. Only when you respect or help others will others respect or help you.

If your boyfriend is angry, make him happy (Chapter 3). It's sweet to think of you. Since you don't need to love me, I don't need to hurt you.

42. Speaking of love, tea is not what I want. I just want to hold your hand and grow old with my son. Remember that big belly? "How could you be so stupid to give me everything you have for a small coconut tree and give up the whole forest ..." I forgot to tell you, I measured it and grew centimeters.

43. I don't want to fall in love today, but when I wake up, I find that you are my favorite.

44. In previous lives, you were a butterfly and I was a flower. In the afterlife, you are the rain and I am the wind. I'm really glad to meet you.

45. Baby, I really love you. I know what I did upset you, but I will change it. I can't live without you.

46. You always have the habit of kicking the quilt at night, so the woman who stays with you and loves you is doomed not to sleep too hard. Aunt (his mother) said that you have been in poor health since childhood, and you will have a fever and a cold if you catch a slight cold. There is cold medicine in the broken flower basket on the refrigerator. Remember to sleep half and cover half when you sleep at night, so that the quilt won't be kicked.

47. Even if you are not nice to me, I want to jump into your arms and rub it.

48. The future is always unknown. How do you know when people around you can accompany you?

49. I'm so nervous. I don't know what is waiting for me when I send you a text message.

Don't say I miss you, so the moon and you are in the dark.

5 1. How I blamed myself when you went to see the doctor. That's why I hurt you. I'd rather get sick if possible.

52. I wish I could kiss you before I go to bed, hug you when I sleep and see you when I wake up! I always hope so.

Baby, my love for you has never changed. You won the Dreadwind Lone Star Award, and the people you are with have no good results.

54. You are my paradise. I want to put you in the corner of time, but there is no place to put you.

55. A lie, after being packaged, has a better name called promise.

56. Dear, you are my paradise. As long as I have your company, I am not afraid of the big storm.

57. The ups and downs of life, I want to walk with you. Not long. Just for life.

58. My love will always be with you. In any case, it is braver to say the person you like than not to say it.

59. As long as you do what you like, fatigue and hard work are a kind of enjoyment and happiness.

60. The road of missing is long and endless: the rainbow after rain is short, but the beautiful moment: the clouds in the sky are floating with the wind; the boat in the heart of the sea, with love as the sail: the starrless night. There is a lamp as a companion: without you, there is only missing!

If you make your boyfriend happy

If you make your boyfriend happy

1, the wolf came to the pigsty, and the mother pig arranged: the big pig went to block the door! Second pig, block the window! When she saw the pig, Mother Pig got angry and shouted: Third, don't read the message! You are fleshy, go out and draw the wolf away.

2, I feel that my IQ is quite high, I feel that I am very humorous, and I feel that I am very attractive. Test results: quite shameless!

3. A Yuan is studying abroad. One day, he found that his living expenses had been used up in advance, and he was busy telegraphing home for help. There were only four words on the telegram: A Yuan received a phone call from home a few days after he ran out of ammunition: Hold on!

Two frogs fell in love, and after they got married, they gave birth to a clam. When the male frog saw this scene, he was furious and said, bitch, what's the matter? Mother Frog cried and said, "Dad, I had a plastic surgery in Me Before You. “

Don't ask me how much I love you, I really can't say it. I only know that you have become an indispensable habit for me. I can eat and sleep every day, but I can't miss you.

6. In the vast sea of people, meeting you is my luck, and falling in love with you is God's arrangement. If I can marry you and spend my life with you, it will be my happiness!

7, imperial edict: Fengtian carrier, the emperor called: because you don't love me, you are not allowed to shit for three days, and you are not allowed to bring paper when you shit, only three feet with paper, until you die! A Cheng, get the paper!

8. I hope you know that there is someone who always cares about you and someone who always misses you. Like starlight, it is your smiling eyes. It adorns my heart curtain and shines every night.

9. In the face of many difficulties, your comfort made me go forward bravely. It's all just because I like you.

10, crying silly, happy days are gone? I warned you not to sleep, but you just wouldn't listen. Now you should remember that pigs will be slaughtered when they reach a certain weight.

1 1. A cricket and a pig bet that if I jump into the grass, you can't see me. The pig said, what should I see? So the cricket jumped into the grass. The pig is watching, the pig is watching! The pig is still watching! Why is the pig still watching? !

12, the road comes out step by step. Love is bought bit by bit. Life is like this, page by page, really alive! I cherish my life and cherish you more!

13, you bowed your head and listened to my trembling heart sound with a smile, and suddenly told me my dream of being dragged away by a rhinoceros. At that time, I really smiled through tears!

14, because of you, I believe in fate; Because of you, I believe in fate; Maybe it's all predestined by heaven, pulling us together in some way. I really want to say what I did in my last life!

15, the panda loves the deer deeply, but when he expresses his love, he is rejected. The panda roared: Why is this? The deer said timidly, My mother says that all people who wear sunglasses are bad teenagers.

16, you are happy because I am happy, I am happy because you are happy, I am sad because you are thin, I am thin because you are sick, I smile because you are strong, I am rich because I sold you, pig!

17, the moment I left, your helpless crying and heartbreaking pain behind me made me suddenly understand how much I love you. I suddenly turned around and cried and hugged you: I'm not selling this pig!

18 You know love is selfish! So my heart has not been disturbed by anything so far. In fact, as long as you look back, you will know that there is only you in my heart! I know I am destined to spend endless melancholy with you, but I don't know how to take back my heart. I can't tell a story, a beautiful encounter, and love is a kind of unrequited intoxication.

19, a pair of lovers were caught by a savage on the mountain and said: You will let you go if you eat each other's shit. The lover did it. On the way home, the woman cried. The man asked her why, and the woman said sadly, you don't love me, otherwise you wouldn't talk so much!

20. If you miss me one day, just look at the twinkling stars in the sky. That's the way I look for you. If a meteor passes by, it will be my tears.

2 1, how satisfied I am to know you, just like a sow climbing a buttonwood tree. How lucky I am to meet you, like a chicken feather growing on a duck's ass.

22. Xiao Lv asked the old donkey: Why do we eat hay every day, while cows eat concentrated feed? The old donkey sighed: we can't compete with others. We eat by running errands, and others eat by breasts!

23. A meteor flashed in the night sky. I quickly made a wish, hoping that you can become more beautiful. Who knows, just after making a wish, the meteor flew back and said to me, big brother! It really embarrassed me, didn't it? !