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A complete collection of routine love stories

A Complete Collection of Lovers

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1. Do you have a map? I got lost in your eyes.

second, "you look like my relative." "Whose relatives?" "My mother's daughter-in-law."

third, what is the most important organ in the human body? It's the brain. No, it's the heart. You can't live without a brain. Aren't you living well?

fourth, I want to keep a pet, not a cat or a dog, but you. After all, raising pigs can make a fortune.

5. Do you know where the coldest place in the world is? Where? Antarctica, the North Pole? No, there is no place for you.

VI. It's not easy for your parents. What's the matter? It's not easy to bring you up so much. In order to make your parents relax, I'm willing to take over this burden from your parents. VII. "Do you want to get a dog", "What kind of dog" and "the single one".

8. Do you know why I always lose? Because I lost to your tenderness.

9. Guess where my heart is on the left. "No, it's on your side."

1. I'm as sure as a gun, except for a kiss.

Xi. Do you know why I set you up? Because my routine is only for you.

12. You must like me, otherwise you will grow into what I like.

XIII. Come and be my wife when a young girl is tired.

14. You are so slippery. Are you Dove himself?

15. Male: "I did badly in the exam today" Female: "Why" Male: "Because no matter what problems I encounter, my answer will be you".

XVI. M: "I used to have many hobbies, but now there is only one left." Woman: "What is it?" Man: "I just love you."

XVII. Male: "People can't live without oxygen, but I can. Do you know why?" Female: "I don't know" Male: "Because I have you as a naughty boy".

XVIII. "I am so fat, why do you still like me so much", "When you are thin, you come into my heart, but when you are fat, you get stuck and can't get out".

nineteen, "Today is Arbor Day, I want to fall on your hand".

2. "May I call you you?" "Yes, but why do you call it that?" "So I can take you to heart.

21st, I am in good health. I can carry rice bags and gas tanks, but I can't help thinking about you.

22. Do you know what to get by drilling wood? ""Fire! " "No, marry you."

23. Are you familiar with the neighborhood? Not bad. I want to go somewhere. Where to go. Go to your heart

24. "Look at what I'm made of" and "Is it your girlfriend's material". A complete collection of routine love stories 2

1,

"Help me count"

"25 * 2+38-17.8686"

2,

"My favorite word is eating"

"Two words are sleeping"

"Three words are you.

"liking a person can't be eaten as a meal"

"but liking a person"

"can make the meal delicious"

4.

"Do you think there is anything special about my hand"

"Nothing special"

"Of course it's not special that I haven't been held by you."

5.

"Do you know why crows like camels?"

"Because crows like camels as much as I like you"

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"It doesn't make sense"

"I used to like noise"

"I like quiet now"

"I like you in the future"

7,

"I hope someone I like"

. Crazy about me

thump against the wall for me

8,

I like you,

Like a mouse loves rice,

Even if I leave,

I will steal you back.

9.

"I'm tired of being friends with you"

"So ..."

"Be my lover"

1.

"Please do something,"

"Kiss the wind blowing around you more,"

"Maybe it will blow to me one day. A complete collection of routines and love stories 3

1. "There are trees on the mountain and branches on the wood." "The remaining half sentence is checked by yourself."

2. How many fingers are there in your left hand? 5. How many eyes do you have? 2. How many mouths do you have? 1. Well, I love you too.

3. "I wanted to give you a super cute gift." "But the courier won't let me get into the box."

4. Stop chasing the bus and chase me. I walk slowly and I'm cute.

5. I have never fished in a fish pond, but I have a beach. Would you like to be the most beautiful sand sculpture on my beach?

6. Meeting you is like a rabbit. It rained carrots.

7. Today, I miss you a little during the day, but in the afternoon, my mood will be reduced by five degrees. Affected by this low mood, it is expected that this kind of weather will last until I see you.

8. "Let me tell you something." "Say ..." "I dreamed of marrying you last night, but I heard that it was all the opposite." "Then what?" "So the reality is that you should marry me."

9. "Do you like cats or dogs?" "Cats" and "Meow Meow"

1. The little boy I love has ignored me for a day. I am so bored that I want to roll on the ground. I need fast-forward time. I need that high-tech technology that freezes people until he ignores me.

11. "Today, I deliberately threw my toffee into the mud", "Why on purpose" and "Because I like mud"

12. Why am I so stupid? Because I have so little brain to think about you.

13. "Walk with me" "Why" "Didn't the teacher teach you to take valuables with you when you were young?"

14. I used to drive a tractor with a cigarette in my mouth. Since I met you, I have started to pay attention to the skirts in the window.

15. "Good night." "Good night. So early today? " "False, cheat you out.

16. Normal heartbeat: _ _/_ _ _ heartbeat when I see you: _/_/_ _ heartbeat when I chat with you://////heartbeat when you ignore me: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ "What's the matter?" "The quilt is too thin to miss your heart."

18. You like me so much that you sneaked into my dream to see me!

19. "I wanted to give you a lovely thing, but the courier wouldn't let me get into the box."

2. Once the deer bumped into each other, but now that the deer has grown up, the thief is still walking with the wind, but the moment I saw you, it said to me, "I jumped for the last time." I didn't expect it to lie to me. It jumps every day.

21. "Do you know what day it was yesterday?" "What day?" "It's the day when I love you all day"

22, "Let's eat the whole family bucket", "So we are a family"

23, "Guess what uniform I like", "Be subdued by you"

24, "Talk to me after you think it over" and "I'm not thinking about you"

25. "I don't know" and "Because we want to love each other" routines 4

1. If everyone in this world is unwilling to support you, then I will definitely use all my strength to support you, because you are the only one for me.

2. Even if you don't work, so what? I can support you.

3. For me, it is a kind of fate that we can meet, which has made me feel very happy. Meeting you has used up all my luck in my life.

4. I am waiting for you in our future. In this future, I have planned everything, and the owner of this family is waiting for you to do it.

5. Marriage is sacred. People can only marry one person in this life. This is loyalty to marriage. Now I just want to tell you that I love you and want to marry you. Because marriage is sacred, I want to marry you. I think you are the one I want to cherish most.

6. Sometimes I can't see anything or even my heart with my eyes closed, but I can be sure that even if I close my eyes, I can see that you are deeply rooted in my body, and any organ can find you.

7. I have always loved you. Sometimes I don't show that I love you, but what I want to tell you is that because I told you I love you on the day I loved you, I will definitely not say it again in the future. I will tell you if there is any change.

8. Without Me Before You, I have a lot of things I want in this world. I want money and fame, but after meeting you, I realized that everything in this world is not as good as you, and all I really want is you.

9. I hope you can love me for a long time, but you can love me less, love less every day and love longer, then we will go to the palace of life.

1. Every time I lose you, I feel panic, and I can't do anything. Later, I realized that I really can't do anything without you, because you are my catalyst. Without you, my life will press the pause button and I will never move forward again.

11. I find that I am a big fool, because I find that I can't do anything well except love you, and I can do it very well only by loving you.

12. Some roads are very long and tiring. I actually don't want to go, because I'm afraid of getting hurt, but I have never regretted having you walk side by side with me. As long as I walk forward, I'm sure I can move towards the light.

13. Love will not make us each other's accessories, but will only make us strong. We encourage each other and be brave until we can walk together.

14. I can't sleep on many sleepless nights, and I don't know what I'm thinking, but I will close my eyes. After closing my eyes, I suddenly find that I was thinking of you, because you are the only one in my mind when I close my eyes.

15. When you pour out your troubles, I hope you don't get upset, because I pour out my troubles to you because I trust you very much. I will tell you all my trust, and I hope you can bring all your trust to me.

16. In this world, there is always a person, there is always a city, there is always something moving, and there is always a lover who will stay with me until the end of my life.

17. There is no if in the world. If I had met you earlier, if I had met you in the best way, in fact, there is no if in the world. All the encounters are arranged by fate. It is the greatest fate given to us by God that we can meet each other. I will cherish it, because I have spent all my luck meeting you.

18. I like the feeling that you hug me, because it makes me feel warm, just like a child you love in your arms.

19. How carefree the children's world is. They have no worries and laugh happily every day. When we grow up, although we don't have so much happiness, we have become very mature. In this mature process, the happiness gained is of great significance, and the happiness you brought me is the most precious among these extraordinary meanings.