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Kneel for 365 warm messages that don't repeat (chasing the woman I like)

1, save the sunshine and give you warm years; Save the light and drive away the darkness for you; Save the moonlight and make you a cup of tea; Save the information and give you eternal blessings: I wish you a good mood every day!

2. Since you haven't contacted me for a long time, UNHCR awarded you the award of "Don't talk about suffering", People's Republic of China (PRC) awarded you the award of most development potential, and the Animal Protection Association awarded you the award of the latest discovery of unknown species as encouragement!

3. When is advertising most effective? When you are bored; When is love most effective? When you are lonely; When is blessing the most effective? When you are happy; When is SMS most effective? When I miss you.

Don't forget what you once had, but cherish what you can't get. Don't give up what belongs to you, leave what has been lost as a memory; Savor the dribs and drabs in life, sad tears and happy smiles are all precious because of the pursuit.

5. Pick up the phone and smell it hard. Do you smell something? No? How is that possible? This message, but I just finished eating moon cakes with my right hand! I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

6. Listen carefully. The following is your crime: being too kind to your friends and not loyal enough. That's very thoughtful of you. This court sentences that you will be my good friend for the rest of your life. You didn't appeal, so you must retire. Meteor across the sky, I missed my wish; The waves beat against the rocks, and I missed the blessing; The story was told once, but I missed it; There is only one life, and I'm glad I didn't miss you as a friend!

7. The full moon is full, the family and the country reunite, spend the full moon festival night together, and miss the sweet dreams of thousands of miles. I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival, family reunion and a more round moon.

8, the mountain is not high, there is a fairy is spiritual; The message is not long. I give it to you. It's warm. Although space separates us, we are always worried. Autumn is coming, send a message to say hello, and don't forget to add clothes when it's cold.

9. No matter how busy you are, you should take care of yourself, drink less milk tea and don't eat toast, stay away from the charging power supply, drink more water during the day and eat less greasy food at night. The best sleep time is from 10 to 6 am. People who sleep less than eight hours will become stupid. The habit of taking a nap is not easy to get old. Don't make a phone call if the battery of your mobile phone is gone. When the mobile phone battery is left, the radiation is 1000 times of the usual. Remember to answer the phone with your left ear. Using the right brain will directly hurt the brain.

10, did you do it? Are you thirsty? Don't worry, the autumn tiger has come, and the dryness has followed. Three strokes teach you to drive away dryness; Drink honey in the morning, eat pears in the afternoon, eat fruits and vegetables for three meals, and don't dislike acidic food. Have you learned?

1 1, the first rain in autumn 2009 was colder than before. The BMW parked on the side of the road took away the last lovely girl. The first rain in the autumn of 2009 was a sad love song left in KTV. I want a plane to hit a cold current and fall in the late autumn of love. ......

12, I haven't seen my friend for a long time, and I have missed him for a long time. My greetings go straight to the clouds, and my blessings are still far away. I had a hard time making up nine nines. Happy Chongyang, happy dragon!

13, work is inseparable from leadership, TV is inseparable from advertising, consumption is inseparable from money, and stock trading is inseparable from courage. These are actually nothing. The key is that the weekend and Chongyang are here. How can I not say hello?

14, September 9, looking up to the sky, autumn rain and autumn wind. As soon as the cold geese fly south, some people gather chrysanthemums several times. Now is the season when chrysanthemums are in full bloom. May your mood be as refreshing and elegant as chrysanthemum! Happy Chongyang!

15, life is a wandering journey, and meeting everyone is a beautiful accident. I cherish everyone I can call a friend, because that's where my wandering heart can stop!

16, Yesterday's Double Ninth Festival, did you climb the mountain? Life is so busy that you will always find such a festival after missing it; Time flies, I still remember you, my friend! How have you been recently?

17, early winter is coming, please do a good job of keeping out the cold. Please hold your husband with your husband and your wife with your wife. Please take the thermos bottle if you don't have it for the time being. If there is really no thermos bottle, please take the gas tank (be careful not to light it). Please don't hug animals such as chickens, ducks and pigs to prevent bird flu and swine flu.

18, Niu Gensheng; A person is happy not because he has more, but because he cares less.

Yu: It is not the sunshine that makes the world bright, but the girl's smile.

Me: the pursuit is to see this news, to smile and to be warm.

19, one's sky is blue and one's world is full. As long as you spend every day fully, you won't feel lonely. A person's freedom is the best gift. A person finds love around with his heart. Happy Singles Day!

20, the temperature plummeted, the cold rain soaked the dry heart, and the cold wind blew the intestines ... Remember to add clothes to keep warm. ...

2 1, add clothes in cold weather!

Although this short message is only four words, it deeply expresses the sender's deep blessing and deep feelings. It can be said that it is concise, a word is worth a thousand dollars, and every word is gripping and tearful, which is enough to show the author's solid literary foundation, handy writing foundation and terrible innovation ability. I really admire you. In addition, ending with an exclamation point is the finishing touch, with a wonderful pen and profound artistic conception, which takes care of the previous article, sublimates the theme, expresses the author's feelings incisively and vividly, and gives people a feeling of infinite touching and melancholy. It is really the best in short messages and blessings. And in the case that winter has not yet arrived, it embodies the simple quality and hard work style of the sender, the spirit of unity and friendship, the advanced way of thinking and our immortal great friendship! )

22, cold! What a strong wind! Haha, pay attention to manners and temperature! If you still feel cold, bring your quilt! It will be warmer this way.

23. There will be a cold current in the future. Please add clothes to keep warm. Don't use ugly ones. Freeze to death and beautify the city! This message has been technically processed, and only handsome guys and beautiful women can receive it ... Oh, yeah!

24. The Tang Priest was caught by a monster on his way to the Western Heaven to learn Buddhist scriptures, and three disciples were playing landlords. The loser goes to master. Suddenly a gust of wind blew and Pig said, It's so cold! After a while, there was another gust of wind. Friar Sand said, It's really cold! But this cold wind followed, and this time it was Wukong's turn to say, why are you crying cold? Hurry up and put on more clothes!

25. The sky is grateful for the company of clouds, the flowers for the nourishment of rain and dew, the mountains and rivers for the tolerance of the earth, and I thank my friends for their help. Life is bright because of gratitude, friends, be grateful and happy! thank you

26. Say thank you to friends who have helped me and friends I love. Thank you for coming into my life and making my life rich and beautiful! On Thanksgiving Day, I wish you a happy Thanksgiving Day! I also hope that we can become good friends!

27. Some people say that a loose left shoelace means I miss you, and a loose right shoelace means you miss me. I tied the left shoelace tightly and loosened the right shoelace, but the left shoelace was still loose. It turns out that I couldn't help thinking about you at that time.

28. I made a divination for you in my dream last night. Divination shows your fortune next year: health follows you, happiness knocks you down, happiness comes to you, love sneaks you up, and the most troublesome thing is that all the money in the bank secretly loves you!

29. What you can't hide is fate, but what you can't guess is providence; Life is endless and history is indelible; What I can't let go is my concern, and what haunts me is my blessing. Unexpected concern: the weather changes quickly. I hope you can increase or decrease your clothes in time. Take care!

30, 20 12 if the volcano hadn't erupted, the ground hadn't cracked, the building hadn't fallen, and the home hadn't flooded, you would still be there and he would still love. Unmarried friends, please get married on 20 13 1.4. Because this is a once-in-a-lifetime 20 13 14 love you forever ~

3 1, people are like houses, and friends are like windows. The more windows, the brighter the house; I would like to be your biggest sunrise window, sending cool breeze in summer and sunshine in winter. I wish you health, peace and happiness every day!

32. Play for a while and fight for a lifetime; Yes, yes, a noisy couple who have been in love for a while; Ordinary people live, and every household is the same; Life is short, so cherish it when you are alive.

33. Care does not begin today, nor does blessing end today. I give you my most sincere heart, my most concern and my deepest blessing, and tell you gently that today is the solstice of winter, and the solstice of winter is happy!

34. A healthy winter solstice, a safe Christmas, good luck in the New Year, a happy Spring Festival, a sweet Valentine's Day and a round Lantern Festival.

35. On the winter solstice, I wish you happiness, expensiveness, arrival, wealth, fate, love, festivals and joy, and my wish comes as scheduled. Happy winter, merry Christmas and happy New Year's Day.

36. It's Christmas Day again. It's been several days since we parted. Dream of you, wake up and go to sleep; Sitting alone in a humble room, missing thousands of miles away; How could I miss you so much? SMS expresses my blessing: always happy, always smiling, always laughing!

Merry Christmas! In the new year, there will be sweetness, honey, wealth, taste, safety and health.

38, Christmas is coming, send you a Christmas tree, trunk: warmth+happiness+moving. Leaves: Sincerity+Missing+Happiness. Christmas lights are on, and the giver: a true friend. Shelf life: lifetime. Preservation method: cherish!