The funniest homophonic copy in history (selected 60 sentences)

The funniest homophonic word in history is 1. "How happy it would be if someone belonged to me" "Stop it, no one belongs to a fish".

2. One day, the bear planted a strawberry and mango, and found that the strawberry grew so slowly. The bear said, you can't make berries. You can't make berries. Did you hear that? No, you can't.

3. Zhuge Liang: "Wind, you blow to the west" Wind: "You are like a watermelon"! ! !

I have to rely on threats to do anything a good-looking and attractive girl can do.

5. Nezha asked Wukong, "Demon, dare you!" Wukong: "Love me like … like you said?"

6. When I came home yesterday, my mother said, "Alas, nothing can come off my pants." "Oh, it seems that I spilled mud."

7. I went to work in a foreign country today and was lucky enough to be a star once. Everyone passing by called me: it's hot in the ground.

8. Medusa petrified the wife of a general. The general was furious: "Dare to petrify my wife!" Medusa: Hatred … Lonely birds sing their sadness?

9. The crab accidentally bumped into the loach when going out for a walk. The loach was very angry and said, "Are you blind?" The crab is very wronged and says, "No, I am a crab!" " "

10. Even if I don't hear back, will you return to Sichuan pork?

1 1. I went to buy oysters. On the way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. So this is called oyster as mud.

12. One day, the elk got lost, and then he called the giraffe: "Hey, I'm lost." The giraffe said, "Hey, I lost my giraffe."

13. Zhang Fei and Guan Yu are riding together, and there is a cliff in front. Guan Yu said, "Stop your horse." Zhang Fei said, "I'm happy." Guan Yu said, "Stop your horse."

14. A pineapple went for a haircut. He sat for a long time, but the barber refused to cut his hair. He said, "Leave me alone." (Angry)

15. I don't like it if you don't like it. Who should I send the selfie to?

16. I seem to have gained weight. I will accompany you to lose weight. Let's stop eating meat.

17. I was so hungry that I had to hit my stomach with my fist to help me.

18. Do you have a brief history? I have time to pick up that thing for what!

19. If you don't love me, there is no result. I have a lot of things to do, and I still love my job.

20. I have a stomachache at midnight. I said, "Stomach, can you stop?" The stomach said, "My name is not stomach, but Chu Xun Yu."

The funniest homophonic story in history 2 2 1. After burning firewood all day, I asked my mother what was steaming in the pot. My mother laughed without a word, and finally I couldn't help but lift the lid. It turned out that steaming was boring.

22. In the dead of night, I always want to ask myself how I made mistakes in my studies and feelings.

23. Mother sparrow smells the sparrow: "Baby, what hairstyle do you want to wear today?" Little sparrow: "choo choo ~"

My uncle became fierce when he cut his hair, because he became a vulture.

25. Do you know why Jackson Yi doesn't go shopping at night? I don't know, because the shop will close at night.

26. "A piece of glass is ready to jump off a building. Guess what it will say? " "What?" "Good night, I'm broken."

27. Mother sparrow combs her hair and asks her what hairstyle she wants. The little sparrow said, choo choo

28. Job's tears do things with Job's tears, and Xiaoding does things with tinkling.

29. I didn't bring my book to class today. The teacher asked me where the book was. Yes, where did I lose?

30. This is a pencil, this is a pen, and you are my baby.

3 1. I bought a steamed stuffed bun to eat on the way. I can't stop crying. It turned out to be a quiet bun!

You can't tell people who are afraid of dogs that life is not just dogs in front of them, but also dogs all over the street.

33. Fried eggs fall in love with poached eggs. It played the guitar and went downstairs to the poached egg house, singing: This is a little love song about fried eggs.

34. Even if I don't answer, what are you answering, the temptation to go home?

It's cold, but my bed doesn't want me to lie alone. It said I had to lie next to you, and then I realized that I loved you because it was called Wo.

36. Do you know why Doraemon has no neck? Because the blue neck is covered with mud.

37. Coal won't catch fire. It turned out to be a coal fault.

38. Want Want Snow Cake will become a want want quilt when it feels hot.

39. If you can't find the mixing tool when making milk, you can use the key. The inventor of this practice is Li Bai, and there are words to prove it: the key is to produce milk, and I want to learn from Li Bai.

40. Just now, I met a foreigner who speaks English fluently. I asked him if he pronounced English or American, and he said he wanted to go out and watch electronic music!

The funniest homophonic story in history 3 4 1. Huang Ting can't find it, just go and find it-ah.

42. Boys nowadays are really interesting. When I watch a movie with a girl, I show off. I have classes with more than 50 girls. Did I say something?

43. I saw my country dog happy and carefree every day, so I asked him' What is the secret of carefree every day' and he said' Woof, woof, woof'.

44. Why does Auntie never sweat? Because my aunt is afraid of leaving her to sweat.

45. Know why the fox can't stand up, because he is cunning.

46. You were admitted to Tsinghua and he was admitted to Peking University. I baked sweet potato, baked sweet potato, baked sweet potato, sweet baked sweet potato.

47. The most annoying animal is the orangutan, because he knocks on his chest.

48. It's normal not to reply to messages. Have you seen a beautiful woman who is not busy?

49. "Have you seen my crape myrtle?" "Isn't your mouth on your face?"

50. If you don't kiss me, will you kiss the burner?

5 1. I just went out and accidentally hit my knee. It's a pity that I hit my knee. I hit my knee. Did you hear that?

52. The most annoying animal is the orangutan, because it knocks on the chest.

53. Do you know why Beijingers don't say homophonic terrier? Because old Beijing is not harmonious.

54. Crabs and mussels took the exam together. When the crab was found cheating, the teacher asked the crab whose copy you copied. The crab said, "I copied mussels." The teacher said, "You are a fart."

55. The song that fried eggs sing for poached eggs "This is a little love song of fried eggs ~"

56. I still hate you, just like my neighbor ate Chili and got numb next door.

I bought a skirt today. I feel comfortable in it. I feel comfortable in it. Did you hear that? It's always there.

58. The bear planted a fruit tree and took good care of it every day. The fruit trees didn't bear fruit until autumn. The bear said disappointedly, "No fruit, no fruit."

59. Even I don't love it. Do you love Qiyi?

60. Yongqi helped the grandmother to bathe and even pulled out the grandmother mud.