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One day I was texting a girl in front of a shell shop on the street. A beggar in rags asked me if there was 49.9 yuan. I

shell is lubricating oil. 49.9 is a bottle of lubricating oil money. The beggar was a lover before, but later he changed his sexual orientation. Because the girl returned (he), the beggar should return. If I like men and so on, if something in the beggar's pocket darkens, it means that the beggar sent him a text message with my mobile phone. The beggar is not a beggar at all, but accosted. The author wants to bend down to show that he has accepted the beggar's accolade.