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How many wonderful problems will blind date encounter?

1 1 wonderful questions about blind date

First of all, the blind date is a teacher. At the end of the day, when they exchanged business cards, they found that they had forgotten to bring their business cards. The other party said they didn't bring it or write it.

Second, the blind date was a workaholic, but in the end, the blind date failed, and I became his vip client.

Third, the blind date likes to send friends. After the blind date, he put my photo in a circle of friends, without even a compliment.

Fourth, the blind date is a literary youth who refuses me while singing. Happy break-up, I wish you happiness.

Fifth, the blind date is a novice driver. I have been waiting here for three hours, and he is still parking in the parking lot.

Sixth, the blind date is a senior fan. He hissed me out before he could sit still.

Seventh, the blind date is Xueba. He asked me to do a set of questions first to see if I knew him.

Eighth, the blind date is a cheapskate we dated. He chose the place at the entrance of the subway station, where there is no money and air conditioning.

Ninth, blind date in the cinema, after watching the movie, when the lights are turned on, I find no one around.

Tenth, girls suggest blind date in the library. As soon as the boy said a word, the librarian said, Keep quiet.

Eleventh, the blind date is a plastic surgeon. After seeing me, he said, sorry, I don't date my customers.