Virtual curse information

1. Hunan college entrance examination composition topic is "morning". Everyone is talking when they come out of the examination room. Suddenly, a man exclaimed: early? Isn't it "drought"

2. One day A picked a mirror and looked at it, saying that people here are familiar. B said: Really? Let me see, me! You don't even know me? Mouse a and mouse b are chatting together, and suddenly the topic of girlfriend comes up.

3.a said: My girlfriend is a mouse. Very beautiful.

B said: hey, that's nothing, my girlfriend is a bat! She's a stewardess!

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