Requesting a short sketch or cross talk, with no more than 500 lines per person, for 2 or 3 people

In front of the classroom)

(A and B are walking and chatting, B is carrying a schoolbag, A has empty hands, only a pen stuffed in the breast pocket of his jacket)

B (annoyed): ...I heard that the person in charge of the exam this time is one of the four most famous arrests in our hospital. What should I do?

A: Don’t worry, buddy, I have a solution.

B: Do you have any clever ideas?

A (taking out his cell phone triumphantly): Use this! I have a buddy from the Information Institute who just finished the computer science exam in the first two periods, and the papers were the same as ours. This time there will only be 100 multiple-choice questions. I have already agreed with him that it will be done with three short messages.

B (disappointed): How about receiving answers via text message? What's so great about it is that even though you have set the vibration on your phone, it can still be easily discovered by the teacher, who is very sensitive to this.

A (mysterious): No, no. I just didn't adjust the vibration, so I just let the text message ring sound. (The text message beeps, A looks at it) Ha, my buddy has returned to the dormitory now and is ready to look up the answer in the book.

B: No? ! Wouldn’t it be more blatant to leave your phone ringing?

A: You don’t understand this. This is called putting oneself to death in order to survive. The mountain man has his own clever ideas, just wait for the answer to come to your door automatically.

(The class bell rang, B was in a hurry, A walked to his seat leisurely and sat down)

B: Are you still sitting in the first row?

A: This is called the most dangerous place and also the safest place. You don't understand.

(Teacher brings a stack of test papers)

Teacher (clears throat): Students, I will invigilate your basic computer exam today. Hope everyone can cooperate. (Distribute papers) Two test papers and one answer sheet. Question 1 is 100 questions, all of which are multiple choice questions. Please check it out. After finishing, write down your major name and student number. (After handing out the papers, he walked to the front) Although it is a cliché, I would like to emphasize the discipline of the examination room to everyone here. Don't do something you know you can't do. I have been a teacher for so many years and have proctored countless students. I know very well the tricks of those restless classmates. If I find out whoever makes a small move, I will be aware of the consequences. That's all I said. (Looking at the watch) Okay, now everyone starts answering the questions. The time is two hours.

(Everyone lowered their heads and started to answer the questions. B scratched his head while reading the questions, and A dragged his cheeks to sleep)

(The teacher was inspecting, and later, he held up a sign seriously and wrote "Ten "Five minutes later", indicating to the audience. Put it down.)

(Suddenly there is music)

Teacher (serious): Which student brought a mobile phone into the examination room? ! Hand over your phone or turn it off! ...Oh, it's mine. I was negligent and affected my classmates. I'm sorry. (Hurry and turn off the phone)

(The teacher continues to patrol and shows the sign saying "in half an hour")

(The sound of "di-di" text messages on the mobile phone)

Teacher: Who? ! (Xunsheng walks forward)

A (raises hand high): I am teacher. (Sincerely) I'm really sorry, my watch is broken. In order to make it easier to tell the time, I brought an alarm clock, but I may not have turned it off properly. (Took out a huge alarm clock from the desk)

Teacher (sweating coldly): So big? ! Okay, okay, just make sure to close it.

A: Okay. (Sit down and snicker at Person B)

(After the teacher was inspecting, Person A openly took out his mobile phone and copied the answers. Person B looked over to copy)

(The teacher turned back, Person A and Person B immediately resumed working on the questions The teacher walked away and continued copying.)

(The teacher showed the sign "In half an hour")

(The "beep" sounded again, the teacher walked forward quickly)< /p>

A (stands up): Teacher, I’m sorry, I think there may be something wrong with my alarm clock.

Teacher: How can this be?

A: Well, to reassure you, I have removed the battery.

(Take out the battery and throw it away)

(The teacher nodded and continued to patrol, A and B copied the answers)

(The teacher showed the sign "in one hour")

Teacher (facing A angrily): What did you say happened? ! Will the alarm still sound if the battery is removed? !

A (excitedly): Teacher, please stop talking, I am also annoyed by it! (Hands over the alarm clock) It's really amazing, it still rings when the power is out. Just put away my broken alarm clock so that everyone can feel more at ease. I am deeply sorry for disturbing the order of the examination room.

Teacher (putting the alarm clock away): That’s good. Don't worry about this, just do the questions carefully. (Turn around and walk away)

(A makes a victory gesture to B, and the two of them copy the answers)

(When the teacher shows "an hour and a half later", A and B put down their pens, Chang Shuyi B made an OK gesture to A. The two looked at each other and smiled)

A (just stood up to hand in the paper, and suddenly the phone beeped again): No way? ! (At a loss)

Teacher (angry): This classmate, I have always felt that there is something wrong with you. Now you have nothing to say, right? !

A (turned to other students in an extremely excited manner): Tell me! Come on, tell me, who brought an alarm clock to the exam like me and didn't turn it off properly, which seriously affected the order of the exam! If you are so uncooperative with the teacher's invigilation work, are you worthy of the teacher, worthy of the school, worthy of the parents who worked hard to nurture you, and worthy of the society that nurtured you? ! (B innocently spreads his hands and shakes his head)

Teacher (confused instead): Uh...student, don't get too excited, the exam is not over yet.

A: I’m sorry, teacher, I’m a little out of sorts. Well, my paper is ready.

(A and B handed the papers to the teacher one after another, and the two left their seats. A was serious, and B had an uncontrollable pride on his face)

B (after going out): Wow! You are so amazing, you can think of such a great way, you will definitely be fine in this exam, hahaha!

A (satisfied): Little Case!

B: Oh, by the way, haven’t all the answers been sent to the previous three text messages? Why is there a fourth text message? It made me break out in a cold sweat for you.

A: Oh, that’s right, it scared me. Fortunately, I’m very witty.

B: Look what the text message said?

A (takes out mobile phone): What else is there? It’s not the kind of deceptive advertisement that says “Your mobile phone number has won a prize!”, it’s family doctor information.

(A and B are looking at their mobile phones together)

A (word by sentence): All the answers I just sent you were wrong. They were last year’s exam answers.

A and B: What? !