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Copywriting about toothache

Copywriting about toothache (selected 36 sentences) 1. The whole body is not good, acne on the face, rhinitis, constant sneezing, toothache, rib pain, and back pain. 2. It was (probably) the first time in my life that I took painkillers because of toothache and cracking. 3. I feel that toothache is not a disease, but the pain is really terrible. I can't sleep at night when I have toothache. It seems that half of my face is swollen and I can't bite anything. 4. Toothache is really painful. Being refused medical treatment is even more distressing. I feel sore in the morning. 5. My toothache hurts so much that I can’t sleep now, so I am chewing Sichuan peppercorns silently in the kitchen. 6. I have a toothache again and my child just wants to have a good sleep! 7. I woke up with toothache in the morning. I went to see my dentist two days before the Chinese New Year. It’s really unlucky. I hope I can eat and drink during the Chinese New Year. Please. 8. How painful is a toothache? I wake up from the pain every night and I go crazy and want to punch someone. 9. Eat a thread, I am a jobber who can’t beat me even if I have backache and toothache? 10. At home for half a month, in addition to toothache, my hula hoop spinning is getting better and better. 11. He tried to comfort others not to get angry, but he himself suffered from toothache and couldn't sleep most of the night. 12. Why do wisdom teeth become inflamed? I hope I won’t have toothache in the coming year. It really hurts me to death. 13. Guan Yu has a five-locked beard, elegant demeanor, and carries the Qinglong Yanyue Sword. People in the world give him the nickname "Daolang". 14. When you grow up, marry Monk Tang as your husband. If you can play with him, play with him. If you can’t play with him, eat him. 15. Let me tell you a secret to making a fortune, but don’t tell anyone else! If you fold your money in half, does it double? Ha, go punish your friends! More fun and funny text messages 16. God said that measuring a person's level is like filling a barrel with water. The amount of water depends on the lowest piece of wood. However, God created this bucket like you to hold rice. 17. If replying was a virtue, then I would have become a saint long ago! 18. It is absurd to force a young person to encourage others to grow, and it is foolhardy to cover one's ears and steal the bell. Borrowing arrows from a straw boat is a clever plan, but burning the cauldron and sinking the boat is a decisive battle. Romance is romantic, and sacrificing one's life for righteousness is dedication. If you continue reading, you are a big fool! 19. It is true gold, never afraid of fierce flames; it is green pine, never afraid of the long cold; it is petrel, never afraid of the lightning that cuts through the sky; it is a fool, still staring at the text message stupidly! 20. Starting tomorrow, the city has decided to clear out all mentally handicapped young people who are ugly and detract from the appearance of the city. Pack your things quickly and go out to avoid the limelight. Don’t tell anyone that I informed you, remember! No need to say thank you! 21. When you see this text message I sent you, please bang your head against the wall, do you see it? The countless stars in front of your eyes are the infinite blessings I send to you! 22. Note: Stand in front of the mirror, hold your chin lightly with your hand, blink your left eye three times and your right eye three times, and then keep blinking with a smile on your face, and you will vaguely see a fool looking at the mirror. Eye! 23. Men and women are just animals of desire after all. Can they really be united because of love? Sorry, I don't know either. 24. Don’t hang yourself from a tree. Try hanging from several nearby trees several times. 25. Take care of the environment, everyone is sick. 26. Female, likes sweets, very fat! This woman has a hobby: she hates ants and will kill them on sight. When asked why, he said: This little thing loves sweets so much and his waist is so thin. 27. Oh God! Please send a watermelon for me to those guys who forget me, don’t contact me, don’t send me text messages, don’t miss me, don’t miss me. I wish them a good meal and then step on the watermelon rind when they walk! 28. It is said that people with messy beds have % higher creativity than neat people; people who are often late have a higher sense of humor than people who are never late; people with big appetites have higher emotional intelligence than people with small appetites. % higher; It is said that people who like to sleep in are more compassionate? Oops, I accidentally discovered that I am too good! Gotta turn! I have to let my friends know how good I am! 29. This is a text message full of temptation! I wish you that your career will improve step by step, that your abilities will be better than others, that you will be happy and happy, that success will be a given, but don’t salivate over it.

30. The weather is so hot that we can’t even buy raw eggs! I bought a mat yesterday and it turns into an electric blanket when I sleep on it! I just met a stranger on the road, we looked at each other and smiled, we got acquainted! Remind you to be in a good mood no matter how hot it is! 31. I express my sincere blessings to you with the warmth of boiled mutton, the enthusiasm of boiled fish, the deliciousness of boiled shrimp, the sweetness of sweet-sour pork, the breadth of pulling slivers, and the breadth of making dough bread. I wish you happiness! 32. This is a world that follows trends. This is the season of influenza. Our indicator for adding or removing clothes is not the popularity, but the weather forecast. In this season when bacteria breed and the spring breeze blows again, I remind my friends to beware of colds. I wish my friends will always be healthy and happy! 33. Don’t be ridiculous. In fact, everyone knows it. Have you ever seen fish in fish-flavored shredded pork? Is there a wife in the wife cake? So having no money in your wallet is completely understandable! In fact, the true meaning of life does not lie in whether you have money, but in whether you have fun. May you always smile and have good luck. 34. When you meet a pervert, take your time; when you meet a beast, take your time and enjoy it. 35. Don’t step on the wild flowers on the roadside. 36. God saw that you were thirsty and created water; God saw that you were hungry and created rice; God saw that you had no cute friends and created me; but He also saw that there are no idiots in the world, so He also created you.