Summer funny SMS greetings

Attention, children who read short messages. The temperature has been on the high side recently. On behalf of the Central Committee of the Communist Party of China the State Council, I would like to remind everyone that we must pay attention to our health and prevent heatstroke. O The following is a summer funny SMS greeting I shared with you. Please collect it if you like.

Just met a stranger on the road, smiled at each other and became familiar!

Counting red envelopes is not a crime, even pure people have the right to accept bribes. If you think I'm right and don't believe in this society from now on, I can only say: Do mosquitoes confuse you? Take care!

Call, summer is coming, in case you forget me, summer misses me most, which means "relieving" the heat of hot summer and warming your heart. I will send you a short message of "preventing heatstroke and cooling down". O

Happy summer is coming, bees come to sing and butterflies come to dance; Frogs come to sing, dragonflies fly; I will send my best wishes. Mosquito wants to kiss you. That's because it wants to remind you that there is still a friend who cares about you. Happy summer!

In recent June, blood flew and hens became males, which is a bad omen. So I looked at the night sky. It is found that the Beidou moves south, Sirius glows green, and the northwest is filled with anger. Let me count with my fingers: no, you are leaving the crystal tonight. .......

When Chang 'e turned around, the canopy turned into Bajie, the Tang Priest turned around, the Great Sage turned into Wukong, Guanyin turned around, the prince turned into a white horse, and when you turned around, the prince turned into a frog. Summer is coming, if you attract mosquitoes, turn around quickly, beauty.

This short message has the function of "heatstroke prevention and cooling": "prevent" you from dozing off, "count" you haven't heard from me for a long time, "drip" you miss me and "warm" your lagging heart! Give you a cool summer!

It feels good to kiss you for the first time. I don't hesitate to suck your mouth, but what puzzles me is: why do you move around and make my heart beat! ..... It's over, you damn snail, you're still alive after cooking for a long time!

Six measures to prevent mosquito bites: 1, burn a pile of hay under the bed; 2. Tattooing a gecko on your body; 3, catch live mosquitoes, brutally dismember them, record the whole process and play them continuously; 4. Paint your body with crane top red; 6, drunk; There is also a long talk with mosquitoes, sensible and moved.

Attention, children who read short messages. The temperature has been on the high side recently. On behalf of the Central Committee of the Communist Party of China the State Council, I would like to remind everyone to pay attention to their health and prevent heatstroke.

Looking at your melancholy eyes, I think those women really went too far. Although you are so excellent, you shouldn't touch everyone at once, or even stare at your every place. It's really for you.

Reward guests in hot summer and give gifts on solstice. I don't hesitate to spend 1 cent, risking my life to be radiated by electromagnetic radiation, just to say a word to you who have a certain position in my heart: Happy summer!

Busy? Nothing, just want to tell you that I miss you in a way that doesn't bother you! I hope when you receive this message, your mouth is smiling, your nose is arched, and you hum twice to let other pigs know.

That time, your sister took the initiative to kiss me, and I couldn't stand it. I warned against doing that, but it wouldn't listen. The result ... Hey! Today, you also found me. Why are you sisters like this? Bang, damn mosquito!

You are really not smart enough, and your nose is like an old prick; Eyes like red pepper; Eyebrows are like two knives; Walk on both sides; It seems that the crab fainted.

You are slim and light; You look beautiful and fly freely; You stand on the lotus, which is a touch of scenery in summer. I can't forget your figure, so I'm going to jump on you ... don't run! Little dragonfly!

My wife has a good figure. In hot weather, she wears a sleeveless shirt and strapless dress. When she was about to wear an off-the-shoulder dress, my husband: Do you want my permission? At least save some for me, okay?

I miss you as much as I sweat in summer! How much water you drink in summer, I will follow you! I love you as much as mosquitoes in summer! If you don't believe me, count the red envelopes on your body. They are all roses I want to give you. Ha ha. . .

Summer is coming, it is hot and dry. I will send you a message to say hello. The sun shines, the rain pours, and climate change prevents colds; Fire-reducing tea is a treasure with good heatstroke prevention and cooling effect; When the information arrived, it worked miracles. You will be lucky when you receive it. Have a nice summer!

It's summer, please start the cool refrigeration system. The body has air conditioning and can be adjusted again. The nose acts as a fan to dissipate heat. Clothes are used as a barrier to prevent mosquitoes from catching cold. I wish you a cool and happy summer!

Summer is coming, say hello gently. May your troubles, like the clothes of beautiful women, become less and less; May your happiness, like a frog in the pool, be alive and kicking; May your good luck continue to have a high fever like the summer sun! Happy summer!

It's too hot in summer, so you should pay attention to your health. Add clothes when it is cold in the morning and evening, and go out for sun protection; Drink plenty of water to protect your body and often eat fruit nutritional supplements; Don't ignore heatstroke prevention at ordinary times, and life can be happier! Have a cool summer!

Summer solstice, summer connected; Health, change; Drink lightly and eat nutritionally; Heavy cooling, heatstroke prevention and cooling; More sun protection, diligent sun protection; Exercise regularly to keep healthy; Tip message. I wish you a healthy and happy summer!

Summer is here, and on a sunny day, I greet you with refreshing greetings to spend the summer with you. Dispel yesterday's anxiety, freeze today's good mood, and condense the hope of happiness tomorrow. May you be happy every day.

The summer heat is coming, and the weather is so changeable. It was sunny just now, lightning and thunder flashed and it rained cats and dogs. Take a small umbrella when you go out, which can protect you from sun and rain. Pay attention to the weather changes, add clothes in time, and don't be lazy. I wish you a healthy and happy summer!

In hot summer, beware of heatstroke, which is unbearable, and cool down to prevent heatstroke; Fruits and vegetables are not reduced, mung beans are cold, sweating, and sugar and salt are supplemented; Avoid sun exposure, sleep regularly, exercise more and live a happy life. May you laugh in summer!

Summer has come quietly, continuing the next stop of spring. Dispel the fog of troubles, collect sweet nectar, and stop studying hard for life and ignoring the happiness around you. Long summer, I hope you have a happy summer, a happy summer, a cool summer!

Summer is a friend's enthusiasm, truthfulness and honesty. Looking at the beautiful scenery in summer is sweet and fragrant. Summer is a journey of smiles and happiness. There are blessed celebrations and a beautiful life in summer. Happy summer!

The meeting at dusk is so emotional and impulsive, beautiful and painful. The breeze secretly sent me to your side and let me kiss you quietly "Ah!" But you are angry, and you shout: Ah! Mosquito. . . .

Hot summer; I am eager to tear your clothes with violence; Dry mouth and crazy sucking your hard body; Until it softens; Sweet body fluids make me smile; Good taste-popsicle o

The solstice of summer is coming, and the temperature is getting higher every day. Pull up thin clouds and drizzle for you; A cool breeze blows to cool you down; Put up an umbrella in the shade to give you shade. May you not be trapped by the high temperature all summer and spend the summer happily!

When the summer solstice comes, I wish you a happy wind, carefree clouds, auspicious rain, and a chest shadow. I wish you a cool heart in hot summer, a cool love, a smooth handshake, a hug and a song in hot summer. Happy summer!

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