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April Fool's Day prank funny blessing sentence [3]

April Fool's Day prank funny blessing sentence 1

1. April Fool's Day is here, and the streets are full of laughter. A fool can't help himself. When a fool wakes up, he is both happy and angry. The fool's plan succeeded, and he apologized sincerely after being excited. There is no suspicion in each other's feelings, and every point is happiness.

2. With the creation of Pangu, the evolution of apes has a play; With Oracle Bone Inscriptions as the letterhead, history will come alive; With Daiyu and Baoyu, the Red Chamber has only been circulated for centuries. With my short message, I know that pigs can read mobile phones! Hehe, happy April Fool's Day!

April 1 day, a beautiful day, I sincerely wish you sleep when you are sleepy, lean on the sofa when you are tired, smile when you are happy, forget as soon as possible when you are bored, enlighten you when you are depressed, invite me to eat bread when you are lazy, and trip over money when you go out!

I know you are never superstitious, but April Fool's Day is not expected. The sound of wind and rain is the sound of reading, which is unbelievable! Family affairs, state affairs and everything in the world must be verified! April Fool's Day 1 April Fool's Day, I wish you success in fooling, and you will not be fooled.

April 1 day, April Fool's Day, let's test our IQ. Someone came to cheat early in the morning, and relatives could not prevent it. You lied to me. I lied to you. Not for fame or profit. Just to win your smile, I am very happy. Happy April Fool's Day!

6. I want money and feelings. You can't have it both ways. Give up money and get emotion. "Stupidity" is what I want, and so is bear's paw. You can't have your cake and eat it, so I choose "stupid" instead of bear's paw. April Fool's Day is here, beware of being cheated!

7. From April Fool's Day to short messages, my blessings count, and I have no worries immediately after receiving them, and I have less pain after reading them. You can still get a high salary when forwarding, and you will definitely pick up money when sending in groups. Fool's joke can make you angry, grasp the scale without playing tricks, and treat each other sincerely in a good mood!

8. On April Fool's Day, people are stupid and laugh happily. Do everything possible to prevent traps. If you are cheated, you shouldn't. You can't cheat money and color, but obeying the law is the most important thing. Reflect the truth, goodness and beauty in the world, and you and I are happy. Happy April Fool's Day!

9. Be a man, leave a place for fools, do things without the power of fools, and live like fools. Today, I mixed water with "fool" and finally found you, the fish that escaped the net. Happy April Fool's Day!

10. There is a kind of tacit understanding, a kind of feeling is wonderful, a kind of happiness is accompanied by you, a kind of yearning is longing, and a fool will finish reading the message. I wish you a fool success and be laughed at by him!

1 1. A ringing bell wakes people up, wakes them up and lets them sleep in a beautiful dream. I opened it in a hurry and took a look. It showed that I was late, so I ran out quickly. When I arrived at the factory, I saw one. Fools and fools flooded my heart, and now I just want to celebrate April Fool's Day. Happy April Fool's Day!

12. It is a very happy thing to miss you; Nice to meet you. Loving you is what I will do forever; Keeping you in mind is what I have been doing; However, what happened just now was lying to you. Fool, have fun with you!

13. Dear, I miss you again. My love for you is increasing sharply every day, because someone told me that pork has gone up in price, so you can sell it at a good price! Happy April Fool's Day!

14. When April Fool's Day comes, everyone will laugh. How cute a fool is, calm and not blaming. Fools will smile, and friendship will not be defeated. Haha, laugh it off, there is no knot. I wish you a fool success and be laughed at by him!

15. When April Fool's Day comes, you will have to walk around when you meet acquaintances, hang up when you meet beautiful women, be polite when you meet your boss, protect yourself when you meet friends, keep smiling when you meet your family, and see short messages ... The fox's tail is finally exposed, and you can't run away when you catch it!

April Fool's Day prank funny blessing sentence 2

1. When I first met you, I thought I already knew you. I've never said anything so sure. You may not believe it, but it's true. You really look like my ... lost pig! Fool, you didn't discuss it

2.why is it so dark? Because Niu Niu is flying in the sky! Why does Niu Niu fly in the sky? Because ... that's because you blew on the ground! ! ! Happy April Fool's Day!

I saw you the other day, and you were sitting in the sun, very uncomfortable. I asked you what you were doing, and you smiled mysteriously: Keep your voice down, and no one will call me an idiot when I get tanned! Fools are polite!

Your voice comes from the valley. I looked down and found you at the corner of the mountain. It is you! It is really you! You were with an old man, and I excitedly ran over and said, Grandpa, lend me the donkey. Happy April Fool's Day!

5. Do you know? I dreamed about you last night. We walked by the river and snuggled up to each other. You looked down at my eyes and said three words affectionately: woof-woof. Happy April Fool's Day!

6. A person can be my lover forever; There is a kind of person who can be more affectionate with me and call them relatives; There is another person who is still counting money after I sold him. For example, you who read text messages are called idiots! Happy holidays!

7. A beautiful pig jumps in front of you, looks at you adoringly and wags its tail. I sang a song for you: I want to be you when I grow up! Happy April Fool's Day!

8. It's late at night. I know you are tired after a busy day. You may have fallen asleep. I don't know why I want to talk to you. I really want to tell you ... Happy April Fool's Day!

9. First kiss gives cigarettes, romance gives wine, confusion gives eyes, rhythm gives music, first night gives dreams, body gives lovers, derailment gives trains, madness gives brains, and the clearest blessing gives you: Happy April Fool's Day!

10. I don't know what to say because it involves unspeakable privacy; I don't know if I should contact you, but it's too important to you. After a fierce ideological struggle, I finally got up the courage to say: Happy April Fool's Day!

1 1. When you fall in love with youth, you say that you love my haggard face; In my twilight years, when you supported me, you said that you were born without me. When life and death parted, I finally knew your true wish. Dear, happy April Fool's Day!

12. Today is April Fool's Day. It's great to learn to bark like a puppy. Laugh at the sky three times, and good luck will not stop; I advise you to implement it quickly and travel quickly. Ask why, fools don't obey orders, fools don't listen to orders.

13. weather forecast for this city: the temperature will drop tonight, and the southwest wind will be five to six, which will bring money. The meteorological department reminds the public to keep warm when traveling at night and beware of catching a cold. Happy April Fool's Day!

14. This message is very good. If you receive it, you will get lucky. If you forward it, you will be young, and the banknotes sent in groups will follow you. The content is: April Fool's Day should be civilized, and telling good jokes is fun! Send it in groups!

April Fool's Day prank funny blessing sentence 3

1. If you want to travel to other places, sincere friends will see you off. The cold wind cannot stop our friendship. I hold your hand and say: reform well and try to reduce the sentence! Happy April Fool's Day!

A person died suddenly this morning, and the cause of death is very rare. According to reliable sources, this person is reading "Encyclopedia of Fools", and the forensic examination proves that this person is extremely stupid.

3. Wood makes furniture, scholars know poetry, people think about money, talent training, women want figure, geniuses send messages, and fools read short messages. Happy April Fool's Day!

There was a sincere love that I didn't cherish, and I regretted it after losing it. If I could do it again, I would say: I love you. If you want to choose a confession time, I hope it is April Fool's Day!

April Fool's Day is in a few days, so I remind you to be careful! Don't worry, I won't lie to you. How can I embarrass you, such a lovely pig!

6. A drunk accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by. A policeman came: What's the matter? Drunk: I don't know, I just arrived. Happy April Fool's Day!

7. The sky is not blue without you, and the earth won't turn without you; You are our pride, you make this festival more joyful; At this moment, I send you a congratulatory message, wishing you a bright smile during the festival; Happy April Fool's Day!

8. Long-awaited, wages have risen; After studying for a long time, property prices fell; I bought it for a long time and won the lottery; After thinking for a long time, my daughter-in-law has it; Long time no see, your holiday is coming. I forgot to tell you that the above is a gift for April Fool's Day.

9. Don't bother me when you are sad; When I miss you, you kiss my ear; When you are helpless, you say hello to me; When I am happy, you dance with me; I don't know what to do without you! Say thank you on April Fool's Day: mobile phone.

10. Happy April Fool's Day, no matter whether you want to be fooled or fooled today! Only once a year, whether it is the whole or the whole, it is a happy moment of ordinary days!

1 1. Today is a good day, and it is not surprising that interesting people in Doby. It's hard to guess when you get up in the morning. Be careful today. If you go out to work, you will go bankrupt. If you are not careful, you will admit it. It's hard to tell true from false. I dare not turn on the phone and mobile phone, for fear that fools will send me text messages. Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, don't be afraid, watch your step. I just want to laugh happily, laugh happily!

12. April Fool's Day, please be a fool for one day: forget all your troubles and worries and hide your happiness in your heart; Success or failure is at stake, and happiness is enough; Intelligence is disturbed by intelligence, and confusion is not enough; Be silly once in a while, and happiness will accompany you.

13. On the day when it is difficult to tell the truth from the false, vulgar roses and disgusting sweet nothings kneel on one knee in the crowded square and say that they love you. Dear, forgive me for having to use these most stupid and stupid methods. Wish you a happy holiday!