Remember the wonderful experience of doing gastrointestinal endoscopy?

I went to the hospital to see a doctor because of indigestion. At present, hospitals basically check first, and then make a diagnosis according to the report, so they gave me a gastrointestinal endoscopy (gastroscope and colonoscopy) at the same time. When I saw the bill, my eyes widened and I actually needed 1K+. I gritted my teeth, paid the money, took the medicine and a bottle of medicine that might be anesthetic, and went back.

Of course, it is necessary to prepare for gastrointestinal endoscopy. Before the examination, everything in the stomach needs to be completely emptied, so that food residue or feces will not affect the examination during the examination. So we can only eat some semi-liquid food, such as porridge, noodles and so on. And you can't eat vegetables and meat the day before the inspection. Not only can you not eat on the day of the exam, but you also have to take medicine to drain everything in your body. Knowing that I have to quit drugs for one day and get up early to take medicine the next morning, I have begun to prepare for the scene that I have no strength to struggle the next day, and I still have to stand unsteadily and turn pale after taking medicine. ...

Because I was worried that I couldn't do anything by bus, I found a friend who lived near the hospital for the night. Because I have to get up at four o'clock the next morning to take medicine, I am going to bed at nine o'clock. The next day I got up as planned and began to make noise. First of all, it is an injection. When it was opened, it was a little difficult to drink, because there was no tool to open the mouth, so I looked around and poked the rubber mouth with the key. It happened that another bottle of oral liquid had a short straw, so I drank it slowly with that one, which was a little sweet and not difficult to drink. Then I drank 2000 ml of water for an hour and a half. After drinking, I have been waiting for my stomach to ache violently, and then the feeling of pulling comes. 10 minutes passed, 20 minutes passed, 30 minutes passed ... I began to doubt the effect of this medicine leakage. What's the difference between watching TV series and drinking medicine? All anxiety comes from your own imagination. In fact, the drug leakage is not that strong, but it will make you feel like going to the toilet. After about five or six times, you can see that you only pull out the yellow water, and your mind is clear and clean.

I made an appointment for an examination at eight in the morning. In order to end this painful experience early, I came to the hospital at half past seven. I thought I would arrive first. As a result, I came here and checked that there was something hanging on the wall outside the room. The pockets above are numbered, indicating the order of queuing. I inserted two reservation forms, so I arrived the third. When the hospital started working, doctors and nurses took these away, and everyone followed them in and waited. Under the arrangement of nurses, some people took C 14, some people measured their blood pressure, some people signed an agreement, some people got a pair of pants that could be opened at the back (for colonoscopy), put them on and surrounded them with towels, and then they waited all the time ... People here are bustling and some people are playing with mobile phones.

? After waiting for nearly an hour, it was finally my turn. I habitually went to the toilet and followed the nurse into the examination room. Then I took off my schoolbag and glasses and lay down. I don't know if I'm nervous. At this time, I began to be controlled. The nurse asked me to bite the pipe, then put on an oxygen mask and said to me, "If you feel a little dizzy, please raise your hand and sleep if you want." I nodded, and soon, I began to feel dizzy. I raised my hand and the nurse nodded and said, I know. Then I became more and more dizzy, and I felt my brain began to lose consciousness. I saw the nurse leave the room again. I raised my hand in despair to show that I was particularly uncomfortable. Is there a problem? As a result, I wanted to talk and raise my hand to shout, but I couldn't. My body is no longer under my control, and my eyes naturally narrowed. Just now, the agreement said that there might be complications such as cardiac arrest, so I won't meet. If something goes wrong, there's nothing I can do. I can't change it! Forget it, that's it! I didn't expect to leave like this. If I had known, I wouldn't have checked ... "At that moment, I felt that I had slowly left this world. However, after a while, I heard someone talking. It was a nurse! I still can't move, and my eyes can't open. I can only feel the oxygen mask moving again and again, and then a tube swims in my body until it reaches my neck, so I can't move forward. I also turn a corner, and my brain can feel the feeling of vomiting. My stomach has been moving and vomiting. My brain wants to make a fist, but it is useless. " Relax, young man ... "I see, the initial feeling of anesthesia is that after a while, my eyes opened inexplicably and my body slowly recovered." I know that when the oxygen mask was taken off, my face was covered with saliva, and I was lying weakly. Ah, I can come back, I can go back to this world. It's really amazing.

? Without much rest time, the nurse said, "If you have a colonoscopy, you will feel something in your intestines. Shit if you want to fart. " I nodded, and this time I understood. I consciously closed my eyes, waiting for the time when I could only hear voices and feel my intestines. Then, I felt someone open my ass, and then the cold pipe roared in. Obviously, I've been trying to move because of a strong feeling, but I still can't control it. When the tube swam in the intestine, I began to feel the resistance of the intestine, and one long and loud fart followed. I heard two nurses talking there again. Although the intestines fart uncomfortably, I think about how they can stand it all day, but they smile in a vague consciousness. I feel that the command to laugh has reached my face, but it can't affect the muscles on my face. It's amazing! I began to relax, ready to let them examine me. I even felt a cold nerve sensation spread from my intestines to my brain. As a result, I woke up again. The nurse said that after the examination, don't move yet. I thought to myself: no, how can I feel that the management is still pulling out from the inside! I said to the nurse, "Why haven't I felt it yet?" After a while, I said, "How do I feel like I just came out?" Another nurse said, "I just came out, and your feeling is right." I don't think the nerve transmission has slowed down after anesthesia, there is a delay ... God, that's great! In this way, I got up slowly with a sigh. The nurse said, "No problem, functional problem, and the test result is very good." Then remind me to take all my things and wait for the result.

Although I still didn't react after the inspection, I still lamented this wonderful feeling. Someone asked me how I was, and I said, "I can't move, but I can hear …", and the nurse next to me was still smiling.

After this experience, I often say that health is precious, but many people still support themselves and overdraw their bodies. When I was young, I always felt that I had nothing, but as soon as I stepped into the hospital and felt the real breath of life, I knew the value of life and healthy happiness. I hope the friends who read this article will be happy, love themselves and keep a healthy lifestyle.