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Make sentences by playing mahjong (about 30)
He refused the other party's invitation to play mahjong.
I'm telling you, chasing girls is not playing mahjong, it's not that you stare at the last home and watch the next home, and you succeed at once.
I don't like playing mahjong.
But old friends will also come.
Cats and mice sleep together.
He has many children and is good at playing mahjong and gambling poker, so he spent almost all his money in less than two years.
Never play mahjong with your mother-in-law, never sleep with a woman who thinks more than you do, and never start a company with a good friend.
7. Everything is on fire
You still play mahjong at home
I really don't understand.
I play mahjong with my mother every weekend, and lose to her strategically by no less than 500 yuan. How professional this is. When I get paid every month, part of my heart has been automatically transferred to my mother. I have to pay in installments to get a wife.
9 Spring Festival is coming, invite you to play: play mahjong, feel lucky, try luck, try luck; Play poker, watch cards, show popularity, and gamble on luck; Sing a big play, make a scene, count well and have fun.
10 "June 1" sends you six blessings: play mahjong in circles, smile like a peach, insist on exercising without a general's belly, your daughter-in-law is not fat or thin, you are allowed to have a small vault, and your son is improving every day!
1 1 I didn't know why you always win at mahjong until today. It turns out that I am always with four! A bachelor is destined for you! So I want to remind you today that you should be the happiest on Singles Day. 1 1 October. Be happy for your four rules!
12 several pairs of colors played mahjong all night, and everyone was beaten to ashes. At dawn, a veteran stretched himself: "Oh, we played well and just tied!" " .
13 fairy told me: Today, you will have good luck and peach blossom: whether you play mahjong or buy lottery tickets, you will win every game; You will meet the person who loves you and the person you love, whether it is the same person or not; The fairy also said that today is April Fool's Day. I wonder if it will work?
14 Although he is in good health, Qu Yuan said that only by exercising more and playing less mahjong can he eat more zongzi and be healthy every day. May dad bring zongzi with him and grow up happily during the Dragon Boat Festival!
15 I don't like playing mahjong.
But old friends are here.
Even occasionally.
16 once my friend and I kept losing at mahjong, so I asked my boyfriend to go downstairs and buy me a bag of plum, which means to get rid of bad luck. It seems that this trick has always been effective, but after I finished eating, Mei kept losing. Later, when he looked at it, it was written on the packaging pocket of the plum: the best plum in the world.
17 Never play mahjong with your mother-in-law, never date a woman with more ideas than you, and never start a company with friends! -"Chinese Partner" The first one is that you can't afford to win, the second one is that you will be badly calculated, and the third one is that you will hurt your friendship because of interests.
18 can't smoke, drink some beer, fight landlords, play mahjong and fight; Go home from work without fancy clothes; No car, no room, no street dance. You have a sexy man's standard-Tang Sheng.
19 I know you love playing mahjong, so I'll give you a 50,000, then a bucket, and the last one is eight dollars. Welcome to your Hu card. I wish your life as smooth and auspicious as mahjong. 5 18 I want to make a fortune, and Huka wants to make a fortune until home!
In this age of believing only in science, playing mahjong is just because you don't believe in evil, so you can't just lose and not win.
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2 1 National Day is coming, and holidays are coming. Make friends and travel, and be sure to let me know. National Day is coming, everyone laughs, and you have to let me know when you play mahjong with your family. National Day is coming, which is a good thing. What are you doing? You had better let me know first.
Whether the scenery is good or dull for most of my life, books should be the best choice when I finally retire. Read some favorite books, and you don't have to worry about learning to dance and jumping out of extramarital affairs because of boredom, not to mention playing mahjong because of a "thirteen-year-old" and sneaking under the table with excitement will kill you.
When Xiao Xu saw his precious son in front of the police, he suddenly realized: "I was so busy watching mahjong that I forgot my son!" " .
Mom, the new year is coming. I hope you will have less wrinkles, less white hair, thinner waistline, more people and earn more playing mahjong in the new year ... Happy New Year.
On the contrary, people who don't know how to love themselves rarely care about others and are selfish; Extracurricular activities include playing mahjong all night, drinking, overeating, drinking and smoking.
I like children. I don't know how many children to have. Two is just right Three can play bullfighting, four can play mahjong and five can play basketball.
You were too ugly when you were a child, too thin when you grew up, and too thick-skinned to get a bargain. Too axial when working, too fleshy when driving. Playing mahjong is too smelly to tell jokes.
In the special women's day, I hope you have less troubles, thinner waistline, more beautiful people, more charm, more money to play mahjong, and of course, less verbosity, hee hee ... Happy Beauty Day.
29 imperial edict, Fengtian carrier, the emperor said: the cold dew is coming, the weather is getting cold, I order you to wear more clothes and exercise more; Play mahjong less and earn more money; In the cold season, send my most sincere wishes and wish you happiness every day!
30 cold wind blowing, low temperature, SMS bless you; Cooling is the most important thing, wear more clothes and keep warm at all times; Play mahjong less and exercise regularly. Only when the weather is cold can we pass smoothly and comfortably. I wish my friends good health and the whole family happiness!
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