Humorous joke copywriting

Humorous joke copywriting (selected 48 sentences) 1. Yue Lao, please, next time you pull the red line for me, can you change it to a cable? That is to say, incoming calls are not easily interrupted. 2. If I could choose life, I would rather live simply. A teacup. A hut. An acre of fertile land. A deposit of 100 million. Simple and good. 3. I have a friend who found a very rich husband. Although he gained endless glory and wealth, he also lost his worries. 4. You can learn two other skills: casually rejecting annoying people and conscientiously agreeing to your sweetheart. 5. I don’t play hard to get. If you take one step towards me, I will jump three steps toward you. If you take one step back, I will take 10,000 steps back and run home and lock the door! 6. "What does it feel like to like someone who doesn't like you?" "I regard you as my life, but you regard me as sick." 7. Life cannot be like cooking, you have to prepare all the ingredients before cooking. 8. Never think that you are ugly, because it is true; never think that you are fat, because it is true; never think that you are poor, because it is true. 9. What is it like to be single for more than two years? Reply: I have been single for twenty-two years. I don’t know which two years you are talking about? 10. What is the psychology of my best friend dating a man who once pursued me behind my back? God replied: Your bestie is so strong! 11. How to complain about a bad movie? God's reply: There are 17 rows of seats in the theater, with 32 seats in each row. There are 48 lights on the ceiling. There is a black spot in the lower left corner of the screen that always appears, about once every 1 minute and 20 seconds. 12. What are your last words before you die? God's reply: Can you try another doctor? I always feel that I can survive. 13. Say a poem with great meaning. God's reply: One person is lazy and many people are small. 14. Other people’s children will buy toilet paper, but my children still buy toilet paper. God’s reply: Other people’s wives will be angry, but your wife is still inflated. 15. A female gamer posted on the forum and asked: "I want to express my love to the boy I like on Singles' Day. What gift should I give?" God replied: First Blood! 16. Every time I watch a costume movie, I hear someone say: I would like to hear him sing. , all feel weird. 17. How to elegantly propose sex? Answer: There is a project worth nearly 300 million yuan that needs your help. 18. Why do girls come to visit their aunt? The god replied: The egg cannot wait for the sperm, which is called depression. I vomit blood while walking. 19. How do civil servants make an annual salary of one million? Answer: How civil servants can earn an annual salary of one million has been written into the criminal law. You can check it out if necessary. 20. Question: What was your closest experience to death? God’s reply: 20 years ago, I almost caught up with the guy behind me. 21. Where are the most beautiful girls in China? God's reply: WeChat Moments 22. Question: "Who, hold my hand and arrest my madness for half my life" What does it mean? God replied: I am sick, who has the medicine? 23. Do you understand why I can’t take a casual trip? Because you are poor. 24. Living tired is because you have extra things in your heart, which is the same as eating too much. 25. Some people are good at geography, some are good at physics, some are good at history, some are good at mathematics, some are good at Chinese, some are good at English, and some are good at chemistry. I'm in a good mood. 26. The goddess says she is not from the same world as me, what should I do? I might have met a Martian! 27. A true brother, no matter how far apart we are, no matter how long we haven’t contacted each other, even if we change our phone numbers several times, I can always find you when I need to borrow money? 28. Never use a honey trap on me in the future. Otherwise I will fall into the trap. 29. The school belle refers to girls, and the school belle refers to boys. Then the sentence "There is no grass in the world, why should you love a flower unrequitedly" is worth considering. After thinking about it, I always feel that something is wrong? 30. After you find your boyfriend, you must be nice to him and don't bully or hurt him. He... failed him, after all, he was blind. 31. Did you know that Baidu can’t search you at all, you can only search on Sogou. 32. I just saw a man who was very, very handsome. His handsomeness made my heart flutter as a man. Then I went over and wanted to make friends with him. When I got closer, I saw that it was a mirror. Do you think it was embarrassing or not?

33. In a few decades, we will meet, be sent to the crematorium, and burn to ashes. You will be in a pile, I will be in a pile, no one knows each other, and we will all be sent to the countryside to be used as fertilizer. 34. I really envy you ugly people. When you are heartbroken, you can at least say "Who made me ugly?" to comfort yourself. 35. I skipped too many classes. When I went to class yesterday, the professor was surprised and said, "I haven't seen you for such a long time. You have grown so big." 36. If you like playing games well, I can practice them; you like to cook delicious food. Yes, I can learn it; but you said you like ugly ones, what do you want me to do? There is nothing I can do. 37. I make you look thin when I am fat, so as not to make you look ugly when I am thin. 38. Remember to raise your head and chest, otherwise others will see your double chin. 39. Although going to bed early and getting up early is good for your health, going to bed late and getting up late is good for your mood. 40. In this ruthless age, if you want others to never forget you, the best way is to refuse to pay back the money you owe. 41. You can’t have your cake and eat it too, but you can have both poverty and ugliness, and fat and short go hand in hand. 42. Someone asked me why my skin is dark. It’s really funny. Whiteness covers all ugliness. You are white to cover up ugliness, but I am not ugly. 43. At this age, the only thing I can afford to hold and put down is chopsticks. 44. Be sure to remember those people who chat with you until late at night. Because of them, you have dark circles. 45. You can really do a lot of things when you wake up early, for example, get some sleep. 46. ??My parents told me not to fall in love when I went to school, as if someone would like me. 47. When you are young, try not to fall in love prematurely. If you know too early that you are unattractive, ugly and short, it will affect your exams. 48. A girl’s cuteness is directly proportional to her ability to eat.