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What interesting short messages are there on April Fool's Day?

What interesting short messages are there on April Fool's Day?

What interesting short messages are there on April Fool's Day? Everyone knows that April 1 is April Fool's Day every year. Before April Fool's Day, many people send short messages to cheat their friends. Some people can't take what they say on April Fool's Day seriously, so do you celebrate April Fool's Day? Let me share some interesting April Fool's Day messages. Let's have a look.

What 1 April Fool's Fun SMS messages are there?

Every city is prone to rain, just like I miss you everywhere. Missing is a sweet and sour fruit, especially at night. Memories full of uncertain emotions, miss you, miss you, want to hit you! Happy April Fool's Day.

In order to consolidate the achievements of bird flu prevention and control, the central government decided to slaughter all animals that walk on two legs. In order to avoid manslaughter, please grab it instead after receiving the message. I won't tell him about ordinary people! Interesting, isn't it? Happy April Fool's Day!

It is real gold, never afraid of blazing flames; Is a pine tree, never afraid of the long cold; Haiyan, never afraid of lightning that cuts the sky; What an idiot, staring at the text message! Happy April Fool's Day.

If you were a comet, I would see you every night; If you are a meteor, I will wait for you every night; It's a pity that you are a gorilla, so I have to buy a ticket to see you in the zoo! Happy April Fool's Day!

If it is a mistake to be beautiful, then I am all wet; If being smart is a crime, I have committed a heinous crime. It's really hard to be a man! But you'll be fine. You are right and innocent. I envy you! Happy April Fool's Day.

Do n't move Put your hands up, those you know stand on the left, those you don't know stand on the right, and those who want to laugh stand in the middle. Say you! Put down your mobile phone, stand against the wall with your hands on your head, and listen carefully: Happy April Fool's Day to you.

Don't get drunk in the future. Yesterday, someone saw you chasing a dog with a glass and shouted, Are you a brother? Brother did it! Happy April Fool's Day!

In the military training under the tree that year, the instructor said to the students: Count off in the first row. You looked at the instructor in surprise, and the instructor said loudly: Count off! So, reluctantly, you turned and hugged the tree! Happy April Fool's Day!

My friend thought a lot last night, so did I. Only you are the coolest. I searched for you in my dream. When I suddenly turned around, you were tied to the depths of someone else's donkey shed, cruel! Cruel! Please calm down after reading it! Happy April Fool's Day!

Send you a basket of fruits: a gourd like your figure, a watermelon like your face, a strawberry like your nose, a litchi like your youth bean, a pistachio like your eyes, and a durian like your body fragrance! Happy April Fool's Day!

The weather is getting worse and worse, and I am worried about you; Cover it at night, be careful that your feet are frozen; Eating bones will supplement calcium; Don't scold me, I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

Autumn wind, cut the autumn wind for you; Looking for you between mountains and rivers at sunrise; If you run, you will be chased by smelly sweat; Catch up with you and stew your family! Alas, it is not easy to beat a dog! Happy April Fool's Day!

I have a poem that many people in the world know. When a fool reads this poem, knowing means knowing, and not knowing means not knowing. I knew you were a fool. It must be a fool reading this poem when he hears the squeak of the mobile phone. Happy April Fool's Day.

Your voice comes from the valley. I looked down and found you at the corner of the mountain. It is you! It is really you! You were with an old man, and I excitedly ran over and said, Grandpa, lend me the donkey. Happy April Fool's Day.

A little dog, sitting at the gate, with black eyes, wants to eat meat and bones; Don't ask fat or thin, don't look at the hukou, as long as there is meat, the puppy will follow; Make trouble, send text messages, and learn how to tease dogs! Happy April Fool's Day! Spring Festival greetings

Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what? I dreamed of you last night. We walked by the river and snuggled up to each other. You looked down at my eyes and said three words affectionately: woof-woof. Happy April Fool's Day.

A man wanted to jump off a building, and his wife shouted, honey, take it easy, we still have a long way to go! Hearing this, the man swooped down. The policeman said, you really shouldn't threaten him like this! Happy April Fool's Day.

What interesting April Fool's Day messages are there? 2 April Fool's Day teasing SMS.

A girl came back to the dormitory at night, Lu Yu female the ghost. Ghost: Boy, you see I have no hands. Girls don't say a word, ghost: junior, I have no feet, so miserable! The girl couldn't help it: my senior is even worse, I have no breasts!

When we are rich, we will go to health every day. As thin as you want, as big as you want. Buy two VIP cards at a time, one for the upper body and one for the lower body.

One day, you ask God, "Do I smile like the Mona Lisa?" God replied, "You laugh like her sister." You asked happily, "What's her sister's name?" God replied, "Janet Martha."

It's 4 o'clock in the morning. You can get up and pee. I have no money to buy you diapers.

I do not love you anymore. You will only bring me all kinds of harm. I regret kissing you. I want to forget you. I hate you.-cigarettes.

A person is lonely, but you are happy! Life without you is really hard! Are you still coming today? My sweet dream, the pig in my sweet dream!

The Ministry of Public Security issued five new bans: it is forbidden to pretend to be busy with work and ignore me! Don't get rich. Forget me! Don't help me if you are in trouble! No eating, no calling me! Don't think about me when you are free! The requirements must be implemented!

How to treat a man correctly: help him spend money if he has money; Avoid him when you have no money; Follow him if you succeed; Abandon him when frustrated; Hit him when you are lonely; Let him despair; Help him when he commits suicide; Torture him when he's old!