How can you reply humorously if you don't return the message?

If the other party doesn't reply to your message, you can say this:

1. Boys who don't respond will definitely get fatter and fatter! For your beauty, the editing information is sent to 134XXX. Do you have the heart to gain weight? Please call me back as soon as possible.

Your child will be off work soon, and all the other children have been picked up. When will you pick me up?

Don't stop talking to me, I really want you. If you ignore me, I will be very sad.

I love you more than myself! Love is the most vague and unpredictable thing in the world. Times have changed, love has faded, and people who love each other have dispersed.

5. Tell you something important. The 2008 Olympic Games will be held in Beijing.

6. I sent you a message, but your phone was turned off. The channel of love is tightly blocked, which makes me doubt. Open it, I'm crying!

7. Don't not reply to my messages, which makes me particularly worried about you. If you don't reply, I really want to call the police. At least send me a message to let me know that you are all right. I am really worried about you. Tell me where you are now, and I'll find you right away, okay?

8. I really want to know what keyboard you use, which makes you reluctant to type two more words. Send me your current address, and I'll send you a keyboard right away.